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laport
Buy many old ferrari's

What would you do with a ferrari that is locked in a garage and you have the key?
Trash Boat
open the garage and take out the Ferrari, duh. very obvious
what would you do if you win the lottery?
GeeNX
I would buy a new house, buy the things all my family needs, and after all of that is done, webwould think how can we enjoy the rest of the money


What would you do if you could bitchslap 1 person, the one u wanted?
AmberLynx
You'll be the chosen one.

What would you do if you got kidnapped
NotEvenDoomMusic
I would make sure that the kidnapper tightens up the rope and have me tied up in sexy poses.
A gag inside my mouth would also be nice.

What would you do if your Google suddenly changes permanently to Yahoo! search?
GeeNX
what the...don't even joke about this lol...

what would you do if....you date someone and he's "she" or she's "he" (hope you understood)
silmarilen
trapsex <3

if someone stared at your screen for 3 minutes
Tsukimi Luna
I would feel awkward

What would happen if someone tells you that you were a robot all these times, and proves it to you in someway......
And human rights law are not applied to you...
Becayse you are just a non-living thing
GeeNX
I would kill him/her and destroy the proofs

What would you do if actually all were robots and you human, so robot rights law are not applied to you
NotEvenDoomMusic
Call robocop who'll help me kill KONY12.
Also, learning how to hack into the system of those robots & the possible super computer, gain controll and then *die.

*death by stone.


What would you do if osu would've features rectangles instead of circles?
GeeNX
I don't play osu! normal mode, so probably wouldn't affect me much

How would you feel if so many people started to using the same avatar as you do all of a sudden
AmberLynx
Come forth, minions.

What would you do if if if if if if if if if if if
NotEvenDoomMusic

What would you do if your feets suddenly turns into hands and vice versa?
silmarilen
fap with my toes

if you suddenly woke up as a hermaphrodite
NotEvenDoomMusic
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/47007

What would you do if your dick becomes a banana or your vajayjay a taco?
Ideolo
Holy shit give me some nachos to go with that!

same q
laport
So i'm happy i still have my balls
same q
GeeNX
Banana....well, I would not go near my dogs xD

same q
- Marco -
Hope that there are no gorillaz near me D:

same q
NotEvenDoomMusic
I can rustle my jimmies finally.
also, how come that people still ask this question?

same q
Birdy
DONKEY KONG

same
NotEvenDoomMusic
Sdankic Noise Banana
... and the dance of your people


same q
AmberLynx
I would eat myself.

What would you do if you met your clone
Kitsunemimi
I would rape her shamelessly~

What would you do if I started using totally un-moe avatars?
Birdy
Pout. Throw away all the hope. Cry in despair. Commit suicide.

...I started using weeaboo avatars?
Trash Boat
nothing. its your life, dude
what would you do if there's no money on Earth?
Kitsunemimi
No money => 100% deflation => everything is free.
I would eat all the food I can find.

Same question because I already went through the pains of thinking of one today.
GeeNX
I'd pay with my body

What'd you do if you could change the ending of the anime you wanted?
Ideolo
Change 90% of anime endings out there.

Same q but if you chould change the ending of any show
Trash Boat
change them so every show gives a bad ending
what would you do if you are the only living person on Earth(the rest of people are zombies because of a failed cancer cure)?
IsseiTheBest
OMG Zombies!

same q
laport
I would nuke 'em
same q
MiharuUwU
barricade myself with the necessary supplies to live for 12 yearswhile i build the perfect android sex doll ,because 4everalone.jpg


pokemon x&y were held back 3 more months?
Trash Boat
i will rush into the future with my supersonic speed and buy it, along with a 2DS, then go back to the present
what would you do if everybody forget you?
Nathanael
Kill myself

What would you do when you're surrounded by lions while you're only holding a pistol with a single shot?
NotEvenDoomMusic

Nathanael wrote:

What would you do when you're surrounded by lions while you're only holding a pistol with a single shot?


smoke weed with the lions

What would you do if you'll get an blackout for 30 days?
Trash Boat
move to other place with light
what would you do if Hatsune Miku grew up(today, her current age; tomorrow, 24)?
Ideolo
I wouldn't really care.

What would you do if you found a marijuana garden in my backyard?
AmberLynx
I will marry you :3

What would you do with a garden full of marijuana?
Devalix_old
Smoke it.

What would you do if you could destroy the world with the push of a button?
- Marco -
i'm not puu.sh ing the button

Some1:You will be teleported to anime world, and you can go to hentai world

/me push the button

What would you do if you can walk on air?
IsseiTheBest
I can being Bird-man!

What you do if you live in Gensokyo?
Ideolo
Go on a killing spree with Flan.

What would you do if salted-nuts proposed to you?
Birdy
E: Answer removed. She took it seriously enough to probably hate me forever.

...you knew the exact date when you're going to die?
Kitsunemimi
YOLOOOOO DUBSTEPxX420n0sC0p3zz SMOKE WEED ALL DAY ERR DAY TILL I DIE
Something like that.
not really

Same question.
- Marco -
13/03/37

or

03/09/39 (miku's number)

or

06/09/69

something like that

same q
Birdy
What question were you answering to? Definitely not the previous one.
Awoo-
Go to a place in which no one would notice.

What would you do if... you see someone getting beat up and people around are ignoring it.
Nathanael
Depends on that someone. If its one of my important ones, I won't hesitate to help.

What would you if your CPU's power supply overheated?
Trash Boat
use an Extinguisher of course
what would you do if you became the most lovely person ever?
Birdy
Would probably, believe this or not, try to get friends. Like, a social life outside the magical wonderland of the internet.

same q
Restless Spirit
Conceal myself in fear of too much people crowding around me, smiling at me or anything similar. I just can't stand people like this.

What would you do if you saw a video of yourself killing a loved one of whom you thought had passed away by natural means of death?
Of course, what this means is you are the killer but didn't know.
Trash Boat
i'll say: hey, is this some kind of joke? it doesn't scare me.
what would you do if some Rombian aliens come to Earth and decide to rule it applying only one single rule: NO MUSIC?
Ruiika_old
Be a rebel and listen to music anyway - duh. xD

Same q~
IsseiTheBest
Hell you aliens! I will kill you! D:<

what would you do if you have a Pikachu?
Nathanael
use Pikachu as an electric generator.. =w=

What would you do if an osu!staff came at your house with a baseball bat?
Guru
play osu! with him and totally ignore that bat
same q
AmberLynx
Throw circles at it and attempt to tame by feeding it cookies.

What would you do if had your own death note?
JareDeZane
Kill all the people who I hate. And terrorists.
Basically any threat.

Same q~
Guru
if that happen, i won't know that the real deathnote and i'm gonna write my name in it at the first line of it like every notebook
same q
Trash Boat
i'll follow Light Yagami's example and try to create a perfect world
what would you do if the Armageddon takes place?
Birdy
who

...the God appeared and told you that he would turn off the Sun?
Ideolo
wouldn't care, I love the moon

what would you do if you had no internet?
Restless Spirit
Probably watch anime or play games offline, including osu!. Or I'd sleep at some point. A lot. But I wouldn't freak out like certain other people.

What would you do if you've discovered that you won't ever be able to love someone?
Trash Boat
Great, one feeling less to worry about! lol JK. actually i'll postulate myself as the next captain of the Enterprise.
what would you do if someone challenged you to a duel, slaping you with a Duel Glove?
Kitsunemimi

Ideolo wrote:

wouldn't care, I love the moon
But the moon is lit by reflecting the sun's light, so if the sun turned off, you wouldn't see any moon .____.

OT: I would rip them up into pieces, because nobody slaps Kitsunemimi! Especially not with some silly... Duel Glove thing...!

What would you do if you were forced to refer to yourself in third person for the rest of your life? How would you act if you had to meet new people like this?
Trash Boat
i'll do it. i'll say "battler077 is pleased to meet you. battler077 is right here. battler077 doesn't drink alcohol." etc
what would you do if some kid offered you Trick or Treat?
Nathanael
I'd probably freak them out first before giving treats.
Now where was that grim reaper costume I used before? =.=

What would you do if you're trapped on the top floor of the building and currently there is a storm?
Birdy
Listen to music, browse forums, you know, basic shit. If I was on the roof floor, then I'd probably try to take some photos.

...you had to choose between being immortal and being able to fly?
Guru
immortal suck so i choose being able to fly
what would you do if your osu account hacked and start posting stupid thing that make everyone hates you?
Birdy
Implying everyone doesn't hate me already HUEHUHUAHEUHUA.

Anyway, stuff like that is always an obvious sign about being hacked or so. It would probably not affect anything much.

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Restless Spirit
Same answer as above. If I suddenly started shitposting everywhere and behaved not like I do usually, it's a very obvious sign of being hacked so I wouldn't worry that much.

What would you do if you found out that the life after death is a beautiful one?
Trash Boat
i don't care if there's life after death, i won't hurry up to reach it. everything has its time.
what would you do if you became, all of a sudden, a Celebrity?
FrzR
Go into a club and be like what up, i'm a celeb. Then get bored afterwards.

What would you do if the world will become colorless?
Trash Boat
oh no, im a freaking dog! lol
what would you do if you became The Chosen One?
Pipayon
Act like Zelos Wilder, like not giving a fuck about anything "Chosen-one-related".

Same q
FrzR
Fly.

Same q
Ideolo
Screw up the world

What would you do if you couldn't type with vowels anymore?
Trash Boat
wld try t. t s pssbl t lv wtht vwls. jst sk fr smn t fll th wrds wth th vwls
sm qstn
Kitsunemimi
Instead of confusing the crap out of everyone like battler does, I'd ignore typing, and draw little pictures of myself expressing whatever it is I need to tell the other person~ (and upload/send them to the other person obviously)
Oh wait actually, I'd draw pictures of myself holding a sign with whatever message I need to communicate~ :3 Because obviously it's cuter when you draw pictures of yourself holding signs with handwritten text on it :3

What would you do if you realized that you're not cute enough right now and you need to be cuter?
Aoko

Throws a bunch of apples (Really? Apples?) to the person who said that.

Same Q~
Trash Boat

Kitsunemimi wrote:

Instead of confusing the crap out of everyone like battler does,
im sorry?
On topic: i'll break every mirror in the world
same q
GeeNX
I'd just realize that the person in front of me is an asshole, I don't need to be cuter nor anyone.
offtopic: Cute =/= Being clean and that stuff

If you could visit a country from other region that's not yours, which one would it be?
Trash Boat
USA, but the question must start with a What would you do if....
What would you do if a thief enters into your house?
IsseiTheBest
Hit the thief with knifes

What would you do if you being the strongest baka in the world?
Trash Boat
make a total remix of Triple Baka
same question
Birdy

battler077 wrote:

USA, but the question must start with a What would you do if...
Shut the fuck up that was a synonym for it
Trash Boat

Static Noise Bird wrote:

Shut the fuck up that was a synonym for it
lol unjustified anger
Birdy
You must be new here
Ideolo

IsseiTheBest wrote:

What would you do if you being the strongest baka in the world?
I'll take this one then.
OT: Hack all your refrigerators
If you had one hour to live?
Trash Boat

Static Noise Bird wrote:

You must be new here
em, hello. i have 149 posts and 6 months of activity, im not new
on topic: i'll spent it playing Ouendan and EBA songs in each difficulty until the end.
what would you do if a random user(could be your best friend or your worst enemy) proposes you marriage, in osu?
Ideolo
marry me salted_nuts-chan!
same q
Aoko
I'm married to Rivaille/Levi already. ♥ Too bad. /friendzones

Same Q.
AmberLynx

Ideolo wrote:

marry me salted_nuts-chan!
O.o o-okay.

ot; /marries Ideolo

What would you do if someone you currently like has the same name with your ex?
Birdy
Birdy
Explode into pieces.

...a pro osu! player confessed their love to you?

#oldgamesrevival
-sev
Depends on if I like them or not.

Same q.
Birdy
Probably be shocked because I only know one pro player. And that player is an animal. Which would be disturbing in enough many ways.

...peppy randomly gave you a lifetime supporter?
Trash Boat
arigato gozaimasu, peppy-san!

what would you do if old threads are bumped from all of a sudden?
Critical Dude
Call SNB and request that she time travels and brings more old forum games that are good for creativity.

What would you do if you happened to be on the same roof that someone wants to jump from committing suicide?
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