Banned for asking about my hate for badges.
If you really must know... I saw an ocular massacre committed with one shiny badge. Using the- ... Using the pin on the badge, the person.... HE POKED EVERYONE'S EYES OUT!!! I could only hide in the corner under a table in horror as he set about methodolically blinding everyone he could reach. After everyone was on the floor holding their eyes, he ran out the door, laughing maniacally. I'm amazed I got away unscathed.
It was horrible.