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Cyclohexane
I remember Ephemeral saying that people are free to PM him whenever they have a problem with someone on the staff?
silmarilen
im not gonna do that just because of some stupid silences
Cyclohexane
Not much will happen, then.
silmarilen
as long as it doesnt affect my ability to play im fine with that
Foxtrot
I should avoid the forums when I'm drunk.

Anyway, I find the bass more appealing than the guitar sometimes. Most of the times.
mathexpert
silmarilen, the way you never end your sentences with punctuation give your posts a particular vibe, it's kinda cool~
silmarilen
im not the only one that does that afaik
mathexpert
Yeah (I've done it as well), but you seem to do it the most frequently.
UnderminE
It kills me actually.
Kaona

UnderminE wrote:

It kills me actually.
Your grammar nazi senses are tingling~
MillhioreF
As a local mod of most of the osu! section forums, I can safely say that at least at a local mod level, there's very little behind the scenes collaboration at all. Moderation is basically left up to what the individual believes is right, and so different mods have different standards which can be seen as abusive. I know I get my fair share of flak for doing what I feel is right, so hey.
silmarilen
always a nice way to start a new anime
UnderminE

silmarilen wrote:

always a nice way to start a new anime
Yeah right.
silmarilen
is that this girl?
UnderminE
Yup. From the new Nekomonogatari season.
gurodoll_old
It pays well being a penguin
Hika
Hey Miney, our avatars are actually cuter. You know it. I added a special touch to them that no one can touch. <3

EDIT: I actually don't know what the fuck I said!

In more seriousness, it's raining outside. Yeah.
UnderminE
Of course your avatars look cooler.
Cyclohexane

UnderminE wrote:

silmarilen wrote:

always a nice way to start a new anime
Yeah right.

This + Karen Fanservice + Tsukihi Fanservice = subs fucking where

well, I got subs for ep1 and 2 though, waiting for all episodes to be released
UnderminE

Mr Color wrote:

UnderminE wrote:

Yeah right.

This + Karen Fanservice + Tsukihi Fanservice = subs fucking where

well, I got subs for ep1 and 2 though, waiting for all episodes to be released
t/112535/start=0
The Tennis Man
I got shot in the head.
thelewa
That's not a big surprise.
The Tennis Man
They just don't like tennis.
noneed_old

The Tennis Man wrote:

They just don't like tennis.
contribute pls t/65806
The Tennis Man

noneed wrote:

The Tennis Man wrote:

They just don't like tennis.
contribute pls t/65806
Not the tennis I play.
UnderminE
I will fail my first exam of the week in 30 minutes.

Time to go.
Rantai
Good luck O.o
Shellghost
glhf
Quaraezha
I'm getting used to Steam. Regretting that I didn't get this sooner. I've missed out on a lot of shit.
Also Shelly, oh my fuck you have so many games.
Shellghost
~Steam sales~
Birdy

The Tennis Man wrote:

I got shot in the head.
What did you even do?
UnderminE
Failed \:D/

gg
Kanye West

Static Noise Bird wrote:

The Tennis Man wrote:

I got shot in the head.
What did you even do?
Multi-accounting I believe.

First day of the semester today! Time to rape some kids.
Topic Starter
Wojjan
Hey, who gave me supporter?
she_old

Kanye West wrote:

Static Noise Bird wrote:

What did you even do?
Multi-accounting I believe.

First day of the semester today! Time to rape some kids.
Former cheater, but he wasn't forgiven >:
Birdy
Oh, poor tennisman. We really need him on these forums.

My favourite soda was on sale btw. Bought too many bottles.
Cyclohexane

Shellghost wrote:

~Steam sales~

Now you can get Train Simulator 2013 for 20% less! Hurray for Steam Sales!



I don't have a steam account
Kaona
I wish Pepsi Max was on sale. ;-;
Seph
holyshit Kaona's voice 2 gud

especially when she said nigger
Foxtrot
Ginger Ale and Mountain Dew are on sale, but I'm too lazy to buy them.
Kaona

Seph wrote:

holyshit Kaona's voice 2 gud

especially when she said nigger
xD
Cyclohexane

Dulcet wrote:

Ginger Ale and Mountain Dew are on sale, but I'm too lazy to buy them.
how dare you

I would actually go out of my way to buy Moutain Dew if it existed here
Foxtrot
It is so common in here that I don't even bother anymore.

Still good though.
Cyclohexane
To-do list: - Find a way to get in the United States somehow
- Live there
NoHitter

Found it amusing.
Kanye West

Kaona wrote:

Seph wrote:

holyshit Kaona's voice 2 gud

especially when she said nigger
xD
RACISM

Self-control is really fucking hard

but it's also the best way to get shit done
Topic Starter
Wojjan

NoHitter wrote:

Found it amusing.
There was a better one with a pic of Dumbledore, saying "Do or do not, there is no try" - Gandalf.

It was a lot classier and less obvious.
Kaona

Kanye West wrote:

RACISM
he begged ok.
Zelda

Mr Color wrote:

To-do list: - Find a way to get in the United States somehow
- Live there
Wait
Hold up a sec, lemme figure this one out




















Why would you move from a first world country to a third world country ?
Corin
I think I killed Dulcet.

Bitch had it coming.
Kanye West
Apparently Corin is Wayne Brady.
Cyclohexane
>France
>First world country

hahaha oh wow
Corin
QUICKLY THROW BAGUETTES AT THEM
silmarilen
why would you move from ANYWHERE to america?
Kanye West

silmarilen wrote:

why would you move from ANYWHERE to america?
I don't know about you, but I'd rather live here than Somalia or some shit like that.
Topic Starter
Wojjan
If you're gonna move, move to like Denmark
Foxtrot
I want to move to London.
Corin
Northern Ireland*

dumbass
Foxtrot
Yeah, no.
Corin
Suck a dick.
Aeidxst

Wojjan wrote:

If you're gonna move, move to like Denmark
Mianki
awp

silmarilen wrote:

why would you move from ANYWHERE to america?
Northern America is like Canada but everything is way cheaper

except healthcare
Kaona

Dulcet wrote:

I want to move to London.
Unless you want to be surrounded by South Asian immigrants I wouldn't recommend it.
mathexpert

silmarilen wrote:

why would you move from ANYWHERE to america?
Hey, it's not all bad here. "murica's still has the largest economy (consequently, GDP), and leads the world in culture, politics, technology, and science.

Of course it won't stay this way forever, and there are some major social and economic problems here, but I doubt China, Japan, or Germany will surpass USA any time soon.
silmarilen
i heard they also have the biggest debt, highest amount of prisoners per capita, highest firearm related death of all 1st world countrys and much more
Kaona
Each country has their good and bad sides~

Good side about Britain: Our accents.
Bad side about Britain: Everything else.
silmarilen
good side about NL: weed
bad side: geert wilders
mathexpert

silmarilen wrote:

i heard they also have the biggest debt, highest amount of prisoners per capita, highest firearm related death of all 1st world countrys and much more

mathexpert9981 wrote:

Of course it won't stay this way forever, and there are some major social and economic problems here, but I doubt China, Japan, or Germany will surpass USA any time soon.
I'm not denying that fact; I'm just saying that yeah, it's fun to ridicule America (as an American I do it all the time) but it's also important to not be ignorant and see the truth in an objective manner.

With that being said; I really want to live in japan. They have yummy food :3
Vish024
We're getting shitloads of migrants from areas like Ireland and Spain here at the moment thanks to the crisis in Europe, there's a lot of opportunity down here.

All the same I'm hoping to move to Scandinavia when I get the chance. Might even learn their Elvish language if that's what it takes. Get married to a fabulous Scandinavian woman, have 20 kids etc etc.

Considering how many satirical jokes I manage to make, I'd probably get stabbed just about anywhere else in the world. Especially the US.
Kaona

mathexpert9981 wrote:

With that being said; I really want to live in japan. They have yummy food :3
I'm with you on this one!
Kanye West

mathexpert9981 wrote:

"murica's still has the largest economy (consequently, GDP)
no

mathexpert9981 wrote:

leads the world in culture
what?

mathexpert9981 wrote:

politics
hell no

mathexpert9981 wrote:

technology
a select few areas

mathexpert9981 wrote:

science.
^

mathexpert9981 wrote:

I doubt China, Japan, or Germany will surpass USA any time soon.
they already have
Corin

Kaona wrote:

Dulcet wrote:

I want to move to London.
Unless you want to be surrounded by South Asian immigrants I wouldn't recommend it.
You mean black people.
Aeidxst

Corin wrote:

Kaona wrote:

South Asian immigrants.
You mean black people.
You mean niggerz.
mathexpert
Since this is a thread where you post things that aren't interesting...

Kanye West wrote:

mathexpert9981 wrote:

"murica's still has the largest economy (consequently, GDP)
no
GDP
Income
GDP, per person employed

Kanye West wrote:

mathexpert9981 wrote:

leads the world in culture
what?
3 examples:
Literature
Nathaniel Hawthorne, Edgar Allan Poe, Herman Melville, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow and Henry David Thoreau have all established a distinctive American literary voice in the middle of the nineteenth century. In addition, Mark Twain, Harper Lee, Steven King are major influences, and eleven U.S. citizens have won the Nobel Prize in Literature, including John Steinbeck, William Faulkner, Eugene O'Neil, Pearl S. Buck, T.S. Eliot and Sinclair Lewis. Ernest Hemingway, the 1954 Nobel laureate, is often named as one of the most influential writers of the twentieth century.
Music
American music styles and influences (such as country, jazz, rock and roll, rock, hip-hop, rap) and music based on it can/could be heard all over the world. American musicians include Eminem, Bob Dylan, Miles Davis, Johnny Cash, Jimi Hendrix, Dizzy Gillespie, Louis Armstrong, Mariah Carey, Bruce Springsteen, Woody Guthrie, Kurt Cobain, Whitney Houston, Jim Morrison, John Coltrane, Duke Ellington, Michael Jackson, Madonna, and Merle Haggard, among many others.
Cuisine
The cuisine of the United States is extremely diverse, owing to the vastness of the continent, the relatively large population (1/3 of a billion people) and the number of native and immigrant influences. Different regions of the United States have their own cuisine and styles of cooking. The state of Louisiana, for example, is known for its Cajun and Creole cooking. Cajun and Creole cooking are influenced by French, Acadian, and Haitian cooking, although the dishes themselves are original and unique. In return, these types of food can be seen and eaten all over the world.

Kanye West wrote:

mathexpert9981 wrote:

politics
hell no
American politics have the potential to affect the entire world, due to it's central position in the world today. This can be seen simply just by asking anybody at random what the leader of say, Germany, China, or Japan is. It is likely that they won't know, but basically the entire world knows that the President of the Unite States is Obama. While it's easy to dismiss this as a result of news networks or American jingoism, it truly attests to the widespread influence the US has. Another example is (for better or worse) the middle east. The Iraq/Afghanistan war (basically the war on terror as a whole) has affected the middle east in many ways, both positively and negatively. Even though admittedly I'm against these wars, again, it's another example of the influence that the US has.

Kanye West wrote:

mathexpert9981 wrote:

I doubt China, Japan, or Germany will surpass USA any time soon.
they already have
In terms of goods, Japan at its peak managed less than half of the US.
China has an extremely high manufacturing potential, but as we all know their products are generally low quality. In addition, factory workers' conditions are very poor. When their products are of a high standard, they are often developed in the US - case in point, Apple's iPhone are designed in the US, then mass produced in China. China's social policies are way behind the US, and in return this slows their economic progress. In addition, the scarce natural resources, one child policy, and most importantly, the culture of innovation vs culture of obedience are major factors that go into play when even considering the idea that China will surpass the US in the near future.
--

I'd like to finish by reiterating what I said on my previous post. Yeah every country has its faults (which, I think reflects the individual and humanity in general on a greater scale) but I wish more would do their research before jumping to conclusions that they hear in bars during election season while drunk. Yeah, there are a lot of big, big problems in America e.g. the industrial-military complex, civil liberties, censorship, the war on terror, the war on drugs, etc etc. However, that doesn't mean that America doesn't have anything going for it whatsoever.
tyrael6192
Switzerland was voted the #1 place to be born and america like 9th or something or 7th idk

britain like 18th cries

actually i just googled this and these figures are horribly wrong but the order is the same and switz is still top
thelewa
MATHEXPERT SHUT THE FUCK UP
mathexpert
not that I didn't expect some flak from my long ass post anyways ;)
she_old
whoa mathy
Tanzklaue
I llike how tarantino now is german.

shows how much the staff cares.
Shellghost
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Kanye West

mathexpert9981 wrote:

a lot of shit
tl;dr
Ekaru
The quality of life in the USA varies drastically from area to area - like, "top-tier" to "why the fuck would you want to move to this shithole?" drastic. If you really, really feel the desire to move to America for some reason - most likely reason is because your current country is a warzone and you have relatives in America who can help you out - do a lot of research to make sure you move to somewhere like Edina, Minnesota (nice place full of fucking rich assholes) and not North Minneapolis' ghetto (also in MN). Or any of these places if you can avoid it, for that matter:

http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/opi ... otogallery
Tanzklaue
mathexpert, the US is a fallen star, and way past it's prime. the US is more like a less shabby 2nd world state than a real 1st world country. it's structures, political and social, are beyond antique, it's economy is an enourmous blob that could collapse every moment, and overall, the whole world views the US as kind of foreign and just the guy in class who thinks he is really cool but everybody ignores.

I as a german wouldn't want to live there, and most people in europe agree with that.




and the US president is so popular because he is more of a marketing figure, and he gets promoted as a popstar. if you have a little bit of interest in politics, then you will know all the important politicians
Hika
FUCKING STOP IT
I AM SOUTHEAST ASIAN & A NIGGER
JUST STOP
LET US IMMIGRATE ANYWHERE YOU BIASED, CONFUSING, RACIST FUCKS

alright but i just woke up
feels nice
she_old


it's ok Hika, have some KFC noodles.
Hika
sorry Rii, I have failed you
let us eat kfc noodles & go lift afterwards, okay?

oh wait, ew, those look very gross.
she_old
those aren't the real noodles, it was to scare people off.


here's our brunch.
Let's go lifting!
Hika
can I have real asian food before we lift, that all looks so fake ):
Aeidxst

tyrael6192 wrote:

Switzerland was voted the #1 place to be born
I voted.
she_old
Sure thing, have some Shirako.


I'll stick with the noodles though.
Kanye West

Tanzklaue wrote:

mathexpert, the US is a fallen star, and way past it's prime. the US is more like a less shabby 2nd world state than a real 1st world country. it's structures, political and social, are beyond antique, it's economy is an enourmous blob that could collapse every moment, and overall, the whole world views the US as kind of foreign and just the guy in class who thinks he is really cool but everybody ignores.

I as a german wouldn't want to live there, and most people in europe agree with that.




and the US president is so popular because he is more of a marketing figure, and he gets promoted as a popstar. if you have a little bit of interest in politics, then you will know all the important politicians
qft bby
Hika
If I had a choice, I already know that I would have moved to Turkey, Denmark or Germany. Makes sense. 8-)
silmarilen
germany or denmark please, turkey is too far away.
she_old
If I could move as much as I wanted I'd visit so many people ;~:
Kanye West
what about netherlands? weed erryday
Hika
tell Aei to move closer then, silm ):
Tanzklaue

Kanye West wrote:

what about netherlands? weed erryday
and the nicest and most chilled people on the world (which may or may not be related to the weed erryday part).
she_old

Tanzklaue wrote:

Kanye West wrote:

what about netherlands? weed erryday
and the nicest and most chilled people on the world (which may or may not be related to the weed erryday part).
only living here sucks
(I live in the NL btw)
silmarilen
its probably not, smoking weed is not as common as we make it seem on the internet
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