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i slept through most of today, maybe one of u can make me laugh
Old Asian lady today wanted towels but couldn't speak English very well so she waved her arms while saying "Fi mo!!!" long story short I sold her about 30 towels and she patted my hand and hugged me awkwardly for about 7 seconds. Shit was cracking me up all day.
I just laughed uncontrollably at this because it reminds me all too much of my very own mother when she yells for items with numbers.Vext wrote:
Old Asian lady today wanted towels but couldn't speak English very well so she waved her arms while saying "Fi mo!!!" long story short I sold her about 30 towels and she patted my hand and hugged me awkwardly for about 7 seconds. Shit was cracking me up all day.
going on Sound Test on SSBB, and accidentally creating "JigglyWolf" from Jigglypuff and Wolf
Ahahahahahaha ^
the chicken chaser quest in fable iii
Great Tit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Tit
A pair of Great Tits
Booby
A pair of Boobies
My friend. And some Tumblr gifs.
I threw a sausage in kitchen sink. After that I was like "well I'm the best cook ever". When I realized what happened, I had uncontrollable "ROFL"-moment.
I went to go to the bathroom to wash my hands & my cat tried to come in but instead somehow shut the door. He suddenly stuck his paw under the door & it made me feel like he was a bit crazy in the head so I kind of died laughing.
this is the ultimate picture in which my class' secrets are revealed
i found this forwarded to my inbox, looks like it spread HAHAHAHAH
They're actually called blue-footed boobies.Static Noise Bird wrote:
Booby
A pair of Boobies
They're the best boobies ever.
I prefer Masked Boobies.Kanye West wrote:
:PThey're actually called blue-footed boobies.Static Noise Bird wrote:
Booby
A pair of Boobies
They're the best boobies ever.
i made myself laugh harder than i ever have, ever ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Apparently at my job I went from my actual name, to a shortened version, to Raphael, to Rafiki. I started laughing when everyone walked by calling me Rafiki.
my friend coughed like *COUGHAEHAUHUFUCK* so yeah
My friend (guy) putting my other friends (girl) long magenta puffy coat on backwards.
This, fucking this.
18:09 UnderminE: being a girlfriend of cookiezi
18:09 Seph: suiren is lucky
18:09 UnderminE: "t-t-tap me cookiezi-kun"
18:09 UnderminE: >w<
18:09 Seph: i know how he got suiren
18:09 Seph: hey babe i aint tryin to impress you but
18:09 Seph: i can stream 350bpm..
18:09 Seph: singletap
18:10 UnderminE: or
18:10 UnderminE: "I have fast fingers, I can stream you babe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
18:10 UnderminE: KSJDFDSJHF
18:10 Seph: babe ill do you with flashlight, doubletime ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:11 UnderminE: DOUBLE TIME
18:11 UnderminE: I will go hard rock ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:11 Seph: and things will be perfect ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:11 Seph: ofc we'll do it with no video ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:11 UnderminE: But of course I will let you go relax ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:11 UnderminE: you can even use autopilot babe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:12 Seph: ill put protection, so nofail ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:12 UnderminE: I will make you whistle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:12 UnderminE: oh god
18:12 UnderminE: skldfjsdf I laughed too much
18:13 Seph: babe we will go on a freedom dive ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:13 UnderminE: FOUR DIMENSIONS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:13 Seph: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:13 UnderminE: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:09 UnderminE: being a girlfriend of cookiezi
18:09 Seph: suiren is lucky
18:09 UnderminE: "t-t-tap me cookiezi-kun"
18:09 UnderminE: >w<
18:09 Seph: i know how he got suiren
18:09 Seph: hey babe i aint tryin to impress you but
18:09 Seph: i can stream 350bpm..
18:09 Seph: singletap
18:10 UnderminE: or
18:10 UnderminE: "I have fast fingers, I can stream you babe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
18:10 UnderminE: KSJDFDSJHF
18:10 Seph: babe ill do you with flashlight, doubletime ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:11 UnderminE: DOUBLE TIME
18:11 UnderminE: I will go hard rock ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:11 Seph: and things will be perfect ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:11 Seph: ofc we'll do it with no video ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:11 UnderminE: But of course I will let you go relax ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:11 UnderminE: you can even use autopilot babe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:12 Seph: ill put protection, so nofail ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:12 UnderminE: I will make you whistle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:12 UnderminE: oh god
18:12 UnderminE: skldfjsdf I laughed too much
18:13 Seph: babe we will go on a freedom dive ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:13 UnderminE: FOUR DIMENSIONS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:13 Seph: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:13 UnderminE: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Troll-translating korean in Cookiezi's #spectator.
Kanye West wrote:
Troll-translating korean in Cookiezi's #spectator.
I burned my eye with shampoo. Boy, I don't even know why it was funny.
Seph
*Takes Notes*UnderminE wrote:
This, fucking this.
18:09 UnderminE: being a girlfriend of cookiezi
18:09 Seph: suiren is lucky
18:09 UnderminE: "t-t-tap me cookiezi-kun"
18:09 UnderminE: >w<
18:09 Seph: i know how he got suiren
18:09 Seph: hey babe i aint tryin to impress you but
18:09 Seph: i can stream 350bpm..
18:09 Seph: singletap
18:10 UnderminE: or
18:10 UnderminE: "I have fast fingers, I can stream you babe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
18:10 UnderminE: KSJDFDSJHF
18:10 Seph: babe ill do you with flashlight, doubletime ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:11 UnderminE: DOUBLE TIME
18:11 UnderminE: I will go hard rock ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:11 Seph: and things will be perfect ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:11 Seph: ofc we'll do it with no video ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:11 UnderminE: But of course I will let you go relax ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:11 UnderminE: you can even use autopilot babe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:12 Seph: ill put protection, so nofail ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:12 UnderminE: I will make you whistle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:12 UnderminE: oh god
18:12 UnderminE: skldfjsdf I laughed too much
18:13 Seph: babe we will go on a freedom dive ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:13 UnderminE: FOUR DIMENSIONS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:13 Seph: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
18:13 UnderminE: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(during Skype call)
Me: Oooh....who else is my favorite Pokemon?
Friend: Luigi
Me: That's not a pokemon!
Friend: says who?
Me: Say's....your mom?
(both start laughing)
^Inside joke but lol's
Me: Oooh....who else is my favorite Pokemon?
Friend: Luigi
Me: That's not a pokemon!
Friend: says who?
Me: Say's....your mom?
(both start laughing)
^Inside joke but lol's
Was scrolling through my Steam screenshots. Saw this, and then saw description saying "sanic da spacehog" and huehuaheaeugh.
People in my Chinese class.
Okay, I laughed a lot with that.Seph wrote:
i just opened my tumblr again after years of inactivity and this is what i saw
adlfjkaj
My mom came into my room and said: ''fml, my smurfs village game stopped working''
I asked my Physics teacher if he liked Asian people & he started talking about eyes, retinas & shit then told me he saw nothing. Indian people pivot like a boss.
thanks for the contribution miss stephanieHika wrote:
I asked my Physics teacher if he liked Asian people & he started talking about eyes, retinas & shit then told me he saw nothing. Indian people pivot like a boss.
My friend hiding his 23gb porn collection in The Expendables movie folder.
OMG MAKE ME LAUGH MOREKanye West wrote:
thanks for the contribution miss stephanieHika wrote:
I asked my Physics teacher if he liked Asian people & he started talking about eyes, retinas & shit then told me he saw nothing. Indian people pivot like a boss.
I laughed cuz of Nyami being kawaii this morning c:
I laughed because I saw 2 people from the the last bus on my way back home.
I laughed because of someone special thanking me for a compliment.
I laughed because someone from work noticed my hair.
I laughed because I finally felt slightly relieved.
I laughed because I was right about my prediction of what today would be like.
I laughed because I told someone that prediction.
I laughed because this is a long list.
I laughed because I saw 2 people from the the last bus on my way back home.
I laughed because of someone special thanking me for a compliment.
I laughed because someone from work noticed my hair.
I laughed because I finally felt slightly relieved.
I laughed because I was right about my prediction of what today would be like.
I laughed because I told someone that prediction.
I laughed because this is a long list.
...so are you?Kedi wrote:
That my dad asked do I pregnant or not lol.
Oh, and
HD 1080pSeph wrote:
E & OT: Was having lunch with my friend, he told a bad joke, I fakelaughed like crazy and suddenly made a complete poker face, stood up and took away my cutlery. After that we laughed just because it was so successful and random combo.
My friend. I've never ever heard anybody mispronounce Elvis Presley's name before...
she_old
paint it blackEmaal wrote:
my dick made me laugh
realized how small it is
it will grow by 1 foot
kanye west's many posts on the fourms 9/10 times make me laugh
this.Kiosk14 wrote:
kanye west's many posts on the fourms 9/10 times make me laugh
and I have internet again x33
The whitewashed side of me wants to thank you but the asian side of me wants to try harder to get 10/10.Kiosk14 wrote:
kanye west's many posts on the fourms 9/10 times make me laugh
@Emaal: Rihanna - Diamonds gone wrong.
Counted how many friends I lost this year & giggled it off. Then my teacher said that if I was a snack, I'd be Thai green wasabi beans.
"By the Old Gods and the New, what did you fucking say about me, you little imp? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Kingsguard, I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids Beyond the Wall and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in jousting and I’m the top archer in the Seven Kingdoms. You’re as useful as nipples on a breastplate. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Westeros, my words are hardly wind."
You can't spell ignorance without IGN
my sides hahahahaQuaraezha wrote:
You can't spell ignorance without IGN
Seph and Dulcet's posts
the best part is
i didn't post 5/7 of those comments
i leave it to the reader to figure that out
i didn't post 5/7 of those comments
i leave it to the reader to figure that out
When our professor said ... matter expands with a high temperature...
and then our minds went... green...
and then our minds went... green...
oh god...a guy thought my name is girl's one and I am trolling him so hard....HE IS 25 YEARS AND WANT DO IT WITH ME I AM A 16 YEARS OLD GIRL ;//; He deserves get trolled for being that perv , really
; ____ ; laughing so hard now.Static Noise Bird wrote:
Elisha wrote:
Dulcet's posts
Soly wrote:
I dont even know what I just saw
Puns and word editing on English class. So childish.
[19:27:44] V: ohgod
[19:27:45] V: i
[19:27:46] V: made
[19:27:48] V: hot chocolate
[19:27:49] V: and drank it
[19:27:54] V: then noticed something chewy in it
[19:27:56] V: and chewed it
[19:27:59] V: then
[19:28:14] V: i wondered what it was
[19:28:16] V: and spat it out
[19:28:20] V: IT WAS A BUGGGGGGGGGGGGG
[19:28:24] V: *is scarred for life*
[19:28:25] V: T_T
[19:27:45] V: i
[19:27:46] V: made
[19:27:48] V: hot chocolate
[19:27:49] V: and drank it
[19:27:54] V: then noticed something chewy in it
[19:27:56] V: and chewed it
[19:27:59] V: then
[19:28:14] V: i wondered what it was
[19:28:16] V: and spat it out
[19:28:20] V: IT WAS A BUGGGGGGGGGGGGG
[19:28:24] V: *is scarred for life*
[19:28:25] V: T_T
Milkshake's userpage.
FisHie gave me naamapalmu
died
also
fishie is the best.
died
also
fishie is the best.