please don't make me regret this
I had surgery on my balls
MORE THAN ONCE
I had surgery on my balls
MORE THAN ONCE
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im still a fool
I'm a horrible person.
nazi person ;_____;
When I was a little girl I sexually fantasized about cartoons.
Especially that one anime, Beyblade...
I'M A TIME LORD
White master race.
That's not a paradox, just a logic error btw.
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Hi Rii.
i killed 4 little cats when i was 6
many people think i am a girl, including myself.
I haven't showered in five days
okay I made that confession inaccurate a couple of minutes ago, I don't really have much else on heart
okay I made that confession inaccurate a couple of minutes ago, I don't really have much else on heart
clmnt wrote:
Hoverlegs wrote:
I had surgery on my balls
MORE THAN ONCE
In 10th grade (or 11th, I forgot), I was in line waiting for the teacher to get the key to the changing rooms in my physical education class. I was having a shit day and I was listening to an album I downloaded the night before. The guy in front of me tried to strike up a conversation with me. I was reluctant, but I responded halfheartedly to his questions about the music and about me. He was remarkably friendly. I don't even know if he was in my class or the adjacent one that shares the facilities because I attended so infrequently. I only vaguely remember his face and voice. It was a brief exchange and I really regret being so terse with him. I switched classes the next day for one reason or another and never saw him again.
Oh yeah, and I stole my mum's mars bar once.
Oh yeah, and I stole my mum's mars bar once.
When I was a kid, I had a female friend. I really liked her, but whenever we were together, I'd be quite horrible to her, insulting her etc. I couldn't think of any other way to joke around with her and I'm amazed she even talked to me for as long as she did. After a summer holiday, realising how horrible I acted around her, I avoided her, not even wanting to try being friends again out of fear that I'd go back to my horrible ways and make her life worse. ;_;
IppE wrote:
I hope you die slowly and painfully.Kazuo wrote:
i killed 4 little cats when i was 6
I like Skrillex's music.
Two years ago I wanted to use my brother's pistol to kill myself
I'm glad there were no bullets
I'm glad there were no bullets
#feels[Luanny PhNyx] wrote:
Two years ago I wanted to use my brother's pistol to kill myself
I'm glad there were no bullets
i tried to break my brother's xbox when he wasn't home because he made me angry
I stole my friend's toy when I was 8.
Looks are just as important as personality.
#yolo
#yolo
My one SS was made with NC and HR.
It was a grumd map.
It was a grumd map.
i have 1 map on nightcore, because i wanted to be cool like the finnish guys http://osu.ppy.sh/b/133132&m=0
I broke a random kid's hand when we were playing in a park
edit: I was like 6 years old
edit: I was like 6 years old
12 years ago I decided I'll quit video games for good and start doing something useful with my life. I keep thinking about this almost every day.
hurr german people
I didn't frap during saya no uta
Implying your avatar eats kittensIppE wrote:
I hope you die slowly and painfully.Kazuo wrote:
i killed 4 little cats when i was 6
I didn't frap during saya no uta
I WAS YOUNG, A FOOL YOUNGIppE wrote:
I hope you die slowly and painfully.Kazuo wrote:
i killed 4 little cats when i was 6
im still a fool
nopenopenope
im going to hell anyways, don't need to confess nothin'
im going to hell anyways, don't need to confess nothin'
who knows
Sey wrote:
ReZero wrote:
hurr german people
German hurrness supported by meiikyuu
it clearly says "derpage"
it clearly says "derpage"
Guujin
I already threw off someone down a 4 step stairs. curiously he was a german
12 years ago I decided I'll quit fapping for good and start doing something useful with my life. I keep thinking about this almost every day.
I added BrokenArrow to my friends a while before TWC #1.
He never added me.
He never added me.
When I was younger I stole pokemon cards...from my brother's collection and lost them. I regret that ):
I am a perfect angel I don't need to confess shit to you!@!@!#@@#
i was mutual friends with cookiezi for 2 years, even though I only added him once just to see if mutual.
now he returned and removed me. i am hertbroken
now he returned and removed me. i am hertbroken
Long time ago I stole from my neighbour some of her pokemon pogs, still here ;pMaraiga wrote:
When I was younger I stole pokemon cards...from my brother's collection and lost them. I regret that ):
I'm a horrible person.
i'm a horrible person
I'm actually a habitual liar and I just can't tell the truth no matter what
I dislike certain paradoxes
I lied when I said that I'm a habitual liar
fuck
IppE
I like girls
especially little ones
not age-wise
especially little ones
not age-wise
Derp, thx for visiting my userpageReZero wrote:
German hurrness supported by meiikyuu
it clearly says "derpage"
fix'dSey wrote:
Derp, thx for visiting my derpageReZero wrote:
German hurrness supported by meiikyuu
it clearly says "derpage"
Oh cool, now I have a reason to post a new post there tomorrow. Thank you <3
hurr german people
I confess that I actually have nothing against German people (except some).
I confess that I actually have nothing against German people (except some).
I confess that I totally have grudges against Germany, Italy, China, and Bahrein.
I'm lazy
I confess I that stole Yu-Gi-Ho cards.
I regret nothing.
I regret nothing.
I am a grammarLaVolpe024 wrote:
Yu-Gi-Ho
me poop at school toilet
that's from Volpe, so it's gotta be intentional.ReZero wrote:
I am a grammarLaVolpe024 wrote:
Yu-Gi-Honaziperson ;_____;
I confess that I forgot how to spell Yu-Gi-0Hdiagipehgopwqhg;hw.
I regret nothing.
I regret nothing.
I am
Especially that one anime, Beyblade...
I'M A TIME LORD
i am really a racist
Oh yeah, that too.silmarilen wrote:
i am really a racist
White master race.
that girl on dulcet's avatar has an eye diferent sized than the other or am i drunk?
Perspective, I think.
shade
sometimes i like to write very obscure and obsfucated poetry on my tumblr
i often ran away from japan school
silmarilen wrote:
i am really a racist
I expected this thread to be "I wish I were a girl." And I was right to expect that.
...I wish I were a girl
...I wish I were a girl
I still really like someone, despite my current relationship conditions.
I watch Naruto because of the story.
Don't worry m'lady, I am ok with this.Agnes wrote:
I still really like someone, despite my current relationship conditions.
I once took 5 dollars from my mother's purse to buy my friend's holographic pokemon card.
I still have my plane ticket to Norway pinned up on a corkboard. Good memories, yo.
Topic Starter
thelewa wrote:
I lied when I said that I'm a habitual liar
That's not a paradox, just a logic error btw.
Paradoxes, how do they work?
Forgive me, Father, for I was wrathful...
Forgive me Father, I was selfish...
Forgive me Father, I felt lustful...
Forgive me Father, I was too proud to admit he was right.
Forgive me Father, I was selfish...
Forgive me Father, I felt lustful...
Forgive me Father, I was too proud to admit he was right.
we have the post your one true wish topic for thatKaoru wrote:
I expected this thread to be "I wish I were a girl." And I was right to expect that.
...I wish I were a girl
Wishing you were a girl can be a confession too. Whatever.silmarilen wrote:
we have the post your one true wish topic for thatKaoru wrote:
I expected this thread to be "I wish I were a girl." And I was right to expect that.
...I wish I were a girl
true that
i wish i were a girl
i wish i were a girl
Tripped and touched a girls boob, blamed some other guy for it 
What the flip is elementary school.
Oh. Alright.
Oh. Alright.
i often say things as if im joking but i actually mean it
i've thought about suiciding many times but in the end im too pussy to do it. (im over that phase for now tho)
i've thought about suiciding many times but in the end im too pussy to do it. (im over that phase for now tho)