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Burning question.
If umbrella friend then what I make of towel?
If umbrella friend then what I make of towel?
"A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with."
source: http://www.towel.org.uk/
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with."
source: http://www.towel.org.uk/
Just watched a video named "How to use Puush" (in Turkish) on Youtube. What.
sexy
I leave for two days and there are ten more pages of neither funny nor interesting posts? I suppose that's what happens.
IppE
HotIppE wrote:
It's very hard you know.UnderminE wrote:
Just watched a video named "How to use Puush" (in Turkish) on Youtube. What.
Mianki wrote:
HotIppE wrote:
It's very hard you know.
Colour.
This is what I call colour <3SapphireGhost wrote:
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Jar is online! What a happy day.
A particular fellow decided to show up on the forums today. Hello, Sapphaha. o3o
meanwhile, last day of exams and then I can no-life it up for 3 months
meanwhile, last day of exams and then I can no-life it up for 3 months
I'm going to sleep.
Bye SG~SapphireGhost wrote:
I'm going to sleep.
btw nice text colour code.
saatana
Poor satan and his stupid fanboys.
“Sa†an” is the alias of Saint Petersburg, Russian Federation based drum and bass/breakcore producer (and competitive weightlifter!) Denis Fedorchuk. In his music he tries to describe the real side of our world; sometimes it’s not as beautiful as it seems at first. His sound is cruel and aggressive as “a world”.
He releases music through various labels, the best known of which is the notorious “Peace-Off” label (digital release section only) run by Rotator.
more info: http://www.myspace.com/satanminddistortion
heil satan
He releases music through various labels, the best known of which is the notorious “Peace-Off” label (digital release section only) run by Rotator.
more info: http://www.myspace.com/satanminddistortion
heil satan
cool guy indeed
THIS, sir, is awesome as hell. Thank you for this. Indeed, this Satan is an awesome guy.dNextGen wrote:
“Sa†an” is the alias of Saint Petersburg, Russian Federation based drum and bass/breakcore producer (and competitive weightlifter!) Denis Fedorchuk. In his music he tries to describe the real side of our world; sometimes it’s not as beautiful as it seems at first. His sound is cruel and aggressive as “a world”.
He releases music through various labels, the best known of which is the notorious “Peace-Off” label (digital release section only) run by Rotator.
more info: http://www.myspace.com/satanminddistortion
heil satan
lool
Shohei Ohtani
how is that even awkward
friendok53
http://me.ign.com/en/news/1057/Man-Dies ... r-72-Hours
do we have anyone that has played osu for 72hours and survived?
do we have anyone that has played osu for 72hours and survived?
friendok53
i bet he just commited suicide because he was called shirleyfriendok53 wrote:
http://me.ign.com/en/news/1057/Man-Dies-After-Playing-Diablo-III-for-72-Hours
do we have anyone that has played osu for 72hours and survived?
RIP a legendReVeNg3r wrote:
http://todayilearned.co.uk/2011/09/05/you-can-die-if-you-masturbate-42-times-in-a-row/
This is better ...
That awkward moment when you realize that people's "awkward moments" aren't even awkwardLarto wrote:
how is that even awkward
I mean, i've been saying that for months and nobody listens.Mr Color wrote:
can we wasteland friendok too
like, I mean, not his threads but actually him
Only let him wander in the Wasteland without any posting rights
Wouldn't that be a great decision. And let regular users access the Wasteland too.
also we went to the zoo for a field trip today. heard a kid threw up on the second bus, his throw up kept sloshing around on the floor of the bus as they went up and down hills.
kid had to go to the hospital, sucks to be him.
and then we got back and it was the senior's last day and a kid jumped up, hit his head on the ceiling, and fell down a flight of stairs landing right on his back. bloodstains and ambalamps huuhuu
I'm sad :c
Play osu! instead.
Posting about how you want to stop posting is kinda like drinking to forget you're drinking
HAHAHA I AM SO TIRED
friendok53
i think i can quit osu now : D
hopefully i can suddenly disappear now since i am satisfied with challenge #6 thread
hopefully i can suddenly disappear now since i am satisfied with challenge #6 thread
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can someone please decipher this for me i can't understand this language
it's ok nobody understands that language
Shohei Ohtani
I made this back in 8th grade and haven't logged on until now.
Did you even look at the first thread?CDFA wrote:
That awkward moment when I realize that this thread is turning into a chat thread
Jesus Christ where's that slowpoke.jpg when you need it.
RIP yyy.
Shellghost wrote:
Did you even look at the first thread?CDFA wrote:
That awkward moment when I realize that this thread is turning into a chat thread
Jesus Christ where's that slowpoke.jpg when you need it.
Amazing thank you.
Gooood mooorning =w=
I woke up tired. That's how it's supposed to be.
I woke up tired. That's how it's supposed to be.
no matter for how long I sleep, I yet still always wake up just as tired
Even when I sleep for 15 hours ;3;
Even when I sleep for 15 hours ;3;
15 hours are far too long I guess.
That's normalboat wrote:
no matter for how long I sleep, I yet still always wake up just as tired
Even when I sleep for 15 hours ;3;
it's the only proof I need that god doesn't exist
I used to sleep +12 hours almost every night, but then I started exercising regularly and now I sleep about 6-8 hours per night.
I just drank apple juice
goodness gracious
It's getting hot in here so take of all your skin <.<
you lost your charmfriendok53 wrote:
what a coincidence i didn't drink apple juice
you're trying too hard
friendok53
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOboat wrote:
you lost your charmfriendok53 wrote:
what a coincidence i didn't drink apple juice
you're trying too hard
SPOILER
i lost it long time ago when they stopped banning me+locked wasteland access
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p.s i never really try or think before posting i usually just random post most of the time without caring since i never take the forum seriously ;
yyy ;_;
try less hard and more funfriendok53 wrote:
herp e.t.c
The only way friendok can ever gain respect if he starts all over with a new alias (and is actually successful in being funny)
Everyone pretty much hates anyone affiliated with the name "friendok" anyway.
So it wouldn't matter what you do.
Everyone pretty much hates anyone affiliated with the name "friendok" anyway.
So it wouldn't matter what you do.
friendok53
everyone is a little too much i'm pretty sure it's just random 80 people or so that would dislikeQuaraezha wrote:
The only way friendok can ever gain respect if he starts all over with a new alias (and is actually successful in being funny)
Everyone pretty much hates anyone affiliated with the name "friendok" anyway.
So it wouldn't matter what you do.
rest don't really care or don't mind
why would i want to start over i want to quit ;_;
friendok53 wrote:
i want to quit ;_;
I don't mind friendok, but only when he's actually funny.
a+ troll friendok > tryhard friendok
a+ troll friendok > tryhard friendok
It's all entertaining.
IppE
friendok53
I like friendok's random posts, they make me giggle sometimes + they bring some life in the forum..
Without Friendok, forum would be 7% more boring.
Without Friendok, forum would be 7% more boring.
friendok53
finally someone that understands me with the rest of the random 400 people that think somewhat in a similar way that know off my existenceGensokyoAkuma wrote:
I like friendok's random posts, they make me giggle sometimes + they bring some life in the forum..
Without Friendok, forum would be 7% more boring.
thank you for your kind post ;
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how to quit osu already
i have 800 posts, 746 of them are off topic. lol
I'm upset.
Tomorrow I start studying for exams
Happy Birthday to me. <3
HB Philippines~
Thanks XD
*yawn*
happy birthday~
What's that goo there on the steak?
*drools* The steak looks really good, but the fries look somewhat mediocre. Then again, all fries are good, even the bad ones xDRena-chan wrote:
friendok53
hey guys i just force married myself to someone does that work?
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just in-case change signature i has proof of ex