I cried for 20 minutes this afternoon at the start of my English test because I knew absolutely nothing and somehow managed to pull amazing things out of my ass and successfully answered 5/6 of the questions and I only needed an extra 10 minutes.
I am a goddess.
Also, we had to send college recommendation requests this week through the computer (which is horribly impersonal), so to my hard-to-please English teacher I sent, "Horribly impersonal generic message goes here." to which he replied, "Absolutely."
Fantastic recommendation get.