I'd tie you down to the bed with breakfast on bed in front of you, but your legs and arms are tied to the bed, so you'll have to beg me for the breakfast damn ninja, I'd yell NINJA as loud as I can, and then laugh
I'd tie you down to the bed with breakfast on bed in front of you, but your legs and arms are tied to the bed, so you'll have to beg me for the breakfast, then hack your computer to change your avatar
put you in a box, then in a maze with hamburgers and tell you that you can escape once you ate all hamburgers, you'll be chased by several guys with chainsaws