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I do wonder how many of these "Anime quotes" are actually only funny because of the translation.
Well at least it's one of the reasons why subs>dubs. ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉDrakari wrote:
I do wonder how many of these "Anime quotes" are actually only funny because of the translation.
There were so many self-ironic sentences to quote in Mayo Chiki. It's like they actually knew how bad their show was... well they probably did know how bad it was.
B Gata H kei
seeing how there's a LOT of sex quotes B Gata H Kei has a ton of them go watch the anime for all of them
A Good Omens reference? Huh.mrgruntly wrote:
ampzz
Since anything seems to go, here's one from one of my frequent manga reads: D-Frag.
Most of them are not anime quotes, but lol'd hard..
^someone fill the ??? marks please... I just searched the net and posted it here...
^someone fill the ??? marks please... I just searched the net and posted it here...
insider for that VN , but if sb gets it he will remember how great that scene was ;3
From squid girl, I can't remember the exact quote but it was pretty funny. Something like this:
Squid girl: "I'm going to teach you math now."
Nagisa: "O-oh, that's okay... Math is hardly ever used in real life."
Squid girl: "I'm going to teach you math now."
Nagisa: "O-oh, that's okay... Math is hardly ever used in real life."
Might as well...
cant believe this one hasnt been posted yet
↑ ROFL
I will beat a rod till... a tank empties.
Not exactly from an anime, but this is just too hilarious.
Not exactly from an anime, but this is just too hilarious.
ampzz
Because that's a troll sub which doesn't actually relate to the proper meaning of the sentence delivered?silmarilen wrote:
cant believe this one hasnt been posted yet
CoalGuys (not to be confused with Coalgirls as they are awesome) used to frequently trollsub, gg does it as well.
/endrant
Either way, a recently amusing quote found in a light novel I've picked up.
"Hmph. It's something that I already know...... but Onii-chan is one of those pitiful people who are plagued by the sickness called common sense."vvv Oh dear.
The fact that I know where this quote originates from made it painfully obvious to me that I spend too much time on tvtropesQuaraezha wrote:
I will beat a rod till... a tank empties.
Not exactly from an anime, but this is just too hilarious.
Topic Starter
The second screen looks pretty derp. Is the whole anime drawn like that?
Your eyes are derp.
Uuuh, what.Faust wrote:
Your eyes are derp.
Mazui's I think.
Topic Starter
Pretty much. Then again, I'm not watching for the animation. I'm watching for the Meat.Firo Prochainezo wrote:
The second screen looks pretty derp. Is the whole anime drawn like that?
just found another one
Good post LOL now I have all those images of weird anime fansubs in my PC and I have 3 more animes series added to my list.
Yes, the Meat.[Lance] wrote:
Pretty much. Then again, I'm not watching for the animation. I'm watching for the Meat.Firo Prochainezo wrote:
The second screen looks pretty derp. Is the whole anime drawn like that?
Always hungry for Fresh Meat.
Hilarious
Rii_old_1
^ I knew what to expect and I still lol'd.
Classic. :'D
Classic. :'D
Fun things are fun.
Rii_old_1
QFTUnderminE wrote:
Fun things are fun.
hell yeaaaa
WHat show is that?Wassaaaa wrote:
Rii_old_1
K-ONDrakari wrote:
WHat show is that?Wassaaaa wrote:
sounds like it's used for something else with eyes closed lulCopter-kun wrote:
Huh... I don't remember that part...Guujin wrote:
K-ON
Rii_old_1
please tell me you don't watch anime in englishSoly wrote:
The epicness of this cannot be captured in text so I have to post the video:
I am about to cry too..YGOkid8 wrote:
please tell me you don't watch anime in englishSoly wrote:
The epicness of this cannot be captured in text so I have to post the video:
ampzz
there's nothing wrong with watching dubbed anime. the only time it's a problem is when you've never experienced watching anime in japanese before, or at least haven't given the "culture shock" to sink in.ampzz wrote:
Watching dubbed anime, you're doing it wrong.
is haganai as perverted as these quotes are, or are these just puns?
lol I'm pretty sure they aren't puns, for better or worse.YGOkid8 wrote:
is haganai as perverted as these quotes are, or are these just puns?
brb downloading.
Topic Starter
Nah it's that perverted. Specifically Rika.YGOkid8 wrote:
is haganai as perverted as these quotes are, or are these just puns?
YGOkid8 wrote:
brb downloading.
, It's a great anime.
a bit lewd? i would mark that as NSFW =|
but at least thanks for letting me know what to expect
but at least thanks for letting me know what to expect
From School Rumble:
Dojibiron POWEEEEER!The caps is required for intended affect, you have to emphasise that part.
Not really as lewd as it is disgusting when you think about what that represents.YGOkid8 wrote:
a bit lewd? i would mark that as NSFW =|
but at least thanks for letting me know what to expect
No one wants that !
Kotomi: It bends here.
Kousaka Kirino (ore no imouto ga konna ni kawaii wake ga nai):
1. Nani yateruno, anta ha?
2. (che...) baka aniki.
P.s. fuck subs.
1. Nani yateruno, anta ha?
2. (che...) baka aniki.
P.s. fuck subs.
Source?Index-San wrote:
YES WE CAN!
My Girlfriend is the President iircthose wrote:
Source?Index-San wrote:
YES WE CAN!
ampzz
ALcot's title:
幼なじみは大統領 My girlfriend is the PRESIDENT.
Osananajimi wa Daitouryou ~My girlfriend is the President.~
Osanadai (one of its aliases) is currently released wwith an official English translation from JAST Densetsu.
Wont provide a link due to it having NSFW content.
Opening video if interested -
[Omitted due to a few scenes]
It also has a fan disc as well which was nice and included additional routes for Qoo and Jeremiah.
It also included additional stories for Yukino, Ran but with more focus towards Irina and Ezekiel; not translated though.
The fan disc opening video is full of loli exposure so I won't link it in here.
Either way, Yukino says some fairly funny stuff throughout the game:
幼なじみは大統領 My girlfriend is the PRESIDENT.
Osananajimi wa Daitouryou ~My girlfriend is the President.~
Osanadai (one of its aliases) is currently released wwith an official English translation from JAST Densetsu.
Wont provide a link due to it having NSFW content.
Opening video if interested -
[Omitted due to a few scenes]
It also has a fan disc as well which was nice and included additional routes for Qoo and Jeremiah.
It also included additional stories for Yukino, Ran but with more focus towards Irina and Ezekiel; not translated though.
The fan disc opening video is full of loli exposure so I won't link it in here.
Either way, Yukino says some fairly funny stuff throughout the game:
That seems like an excellent game
Source?Sander-Don wrote:
1 = Deadman Wonderlandthose wrote:
Source?Sander-Don wrote:
2 = C3
WATCH OUT MISTER PRESIDENT
NOOO MISTER PRESIDENT
NOOO MISTER PRESIDENT
Rii_old_1
Funnily, rape blossoms are a real thing.
ampzz
All of which were taken from Kurogane's anime blog:
http://kurogane.animeblogger.net/2012/0 ... gatari-02/
One of the few anime review sites I highly enjoy visiting.
http://kurogane.animeblogger.net/2012/0 ... gatari-02/
One of the few anime review sites I highly enjoy visiting.
Yeah, some of kurogane's posts are really funny xP
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(Onizuka's penis is bit by a snake)
"Someone. Suck the poison out!...Fuyutsuki-chan. I beg you! Suck it out quickly!"
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-Son Goku (Dragon Ball Z)
"Why do women have butts on their chests?"
-Son Goku (Dragon Ball Z)
(Onizuka's penis is bit by a snake)
"Someone. Suck the poison out!...Fuyutsuki-chan. I beg you! Suck it out quickly!"
-Onizuka Eikichi (Great Teacher Onizuka)
"If i get reincarnated.... i wanna become a clam"
-Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)