dblade, olii, karoo13, Mara, Khang4, Spork Lover, xasuma, Alien, Mirash Famous people are just normal people who've done something different. They're just like you or me, but they do whatever it is that makes them famous aswell. Idolising them is pointless, and can even be harmful, if you start changing yourself to be more like them. Be inspired by them, but be yourself. Don't define yourself by other people...
Last Updated: 21st April, 2019 (jesus christ that's almost a year ago - 10th Jan 2020)
First tourney: something to do with thefatrat, stupidly unoffical, ended up going against 5k when I was 50k, didn't even have a badge what even was that?
Second tourney: Enigmatic Summer Solstice 2018, hosted by the .-. dblade. Went on for way too long, was team based so we got to finals, lost to thebrothercrows, I guess, but at that point noone really cared. Exhausting, would not do it again.This was my first real tourney experience, and after it, I never wanted to play in a tourney again....but love and behold, that wish could not come true, as...
Third tourney: Wilted Tree World Tour, we came 4th overall against the very legitimate team SK, getting knocked out from loser's semifinals AGAIN...anyway, guess I'm a tourney player now, /shrug. Was a fun tourney with some memorable moments, like winning against france ONLY because yoshii's cat jumped on his computer...fun times.
During WTWT, I played in Arcanus Blitz #8, i guess...lost to epicmouse, who came 2nd overall so I guess that's acceptable. Amazing player btw, the day I become better than epicmouse is the day I finally become an impressive player.
Also during WTWT I played in Stuck in Qualifiers...currently going, so will add later if I remember. So far the pools have been pretty meh, but I'm honestly hyped for some of the teased later themes, they could be really fun. Was shit. Sorry Redavor, but :nauseated_face:
ALSO during WTWT: russian fantasy draft tournament...I got picked #5th, which I believe is shocking considering how BAD I am, but whatever. Wtf my team won it..o Let's just say it was a carry.
TAR: o boy this was a fun one. My first ever 1v1 tourney, but with a gimmick of really hard pools (not that I even got to play some of the later pools megalul: ). I started by seeding 2nd overall in qualifiers (loveleft was first, that cute lil' bastad) but nevertheless this was pretty shocking to me. This tourney has a lot of really good players going into it, like Spartan Plume, YoshiLover456 etc etc. So, as you could probably guess, almost everyone threw the qualifiers. In group stage, I was told (by a super secret inside source uwuwu) that whoever made it out of my group 2nd ended up playing YoshiLover next round :monkaChrist:
So to avoid that, I tryharded all the group stage games, winning aginst DurRett and such, to forcefully come out first. Oh and during this time I did a "showmatch" thing with HDJump, another one of the godlike players entering this tourney. I won it, but he threw, and for what feels like the only time in history, I actually didn't throw :stoof:
During this tourney there were some really, really interesting match results. Spartan Plume lost to GoatStuckInTree, who my WTWT teammate -spoon- beat 5 - 4. Weirdly enough, YoshiLover lost to DurRett, putting him in losers bracket (who, reminder, I managed to beat in group stage)
Teorin, someone who isn't very well known at this point, managed to 5 - 1 Spartan Plume, causing him to go to losers bracket. HDJump proved himself to be very good at nm, but honestly bad at everything else, and -spoon- managed to make it to semifinals (proud o' u).
A guy called Withered Lotus also managed to HR the tiebreaker, and win. That was pog. proud o' u :stoof:
I got kicked to losers bracket by _kyuu, a surprisingly good player (very good at flow aim, we both got nutty scores on ooedo ranvu top diff, but he did slighty better and won with it). After that, in a twitsted fate of events, the very first player I had to play was..YoshiLover.
I lost YoshiLover 2 - 5. Sad times...
Although, to be fair, I had changed my tablet area for the first time in years, less than a week before the match. Maybe that wasn't such a smart idea....xd
it's still going, personally I'm routing for loveleft over Teorin, but who knows what'll happen... loveleft won it, of course...but in the end _kyuu won the whole thing. What a monster.
Redemption 2: This was an interesting one. I played with a (very washed up) Spartan Plume, and xDDJ, and really we should've done better than we did. Out of the entire tourney, only 2 matches were streamed. The Grand Finals, and one our of random group stage matches \o/.But seriously, most of us were hard throwing most maps, and overall we should've just practice more and done more mappool lobbies ;w;
TT3: This went unexpectedly well. I teamed with The Emperor, and WoctorDho, not expecting much, but we managed to get to Losers' Finals....wow. In the end, we kinda lost enthusiam, and woctor couldn't play the last match, combined with the fact we were basically sightreading meant we lost a match we really should've won. Overall very surprisingly result, so I think we can conclude: tt is easy :nya:
UKCC6: A fun romp. Me and Maharen teamed up, and we've done pretty well together. As a 5 digit and a 4 digit, we managed to beat a team of two 3 digits. That was cool, probably the highlight of the tourney if I'm honest. Still more to come...
FDF: So far so good, apparently I've improved a lot lately and can now say I am B-tier \o/. Hopefully I keep up the high standard and might even get a badge from this :eyes: Wow, what a tournament. My first badged tourney win. Epic. Cool. Awesome. Swagger. Insert-adjective-here. Wowie, what a ride.
Thanks for the carry, [Rika]. But in all seriousness, I think it was this tourney that made me realise I seriously need to improve if I want to stay competative in the 5-digit scene. There are a lot of good, scary players out there, so there's no time to stagnate. Improve! Improve! Improve!
ESF: I got my first SS in-match in this tournament!~ On the consistency map in the Qualifiers, no less. Pretty neat, if I do say so. Overall, though, this tournament didn't really go as well as I'd hoped it'd go, I ended up throwing most maps, and generally didn't perform as well as I really should do. I feel like there is a core inconsistency within me, that will stop me no matter what unless I address it directly. What does it mean to improve? It means to increase consistency. What is consistency? Comfortability. I think I know what I need to do, to stop playing below how I should be...
IHT: This is the tournament that made me motivated to ask AD_GOD to begin work on the Tourney Script. I swear to god in half of the mappools we played, I was sightreading ;w;. Sightreading is hard, and is just another negative multiplier to your performance in-match. It doesn't matter if you have the consistency, though, yet I'm no-where near close to that good yet ;_;
TED: lol ted. Halfway through this tournament, my teammate -spoon- was kicked from our team because he was too high rank, despite the fact that he was the same rank for the earlier rounds? Apparently he was too high rank at registration, but to me it seems no coincidence that this was just after -spoon- beat the cohost, Bakugo-, in another tourney, and he was crying about "5 digits shouldn't face 4 digits D:"....with the match directly afterwards (yes he had a team in his own tourney xdxdxd) being basically the same matchup again. Hmmmmm......
other than that, nothing memorable. I don't even remember how we lost lol, shitshow of a tourney but was fun gaming with some friends >.>
Tag2Tourney2019: This was a fun one. Due to the UKCT meetup, I kinda felt like I missed the only weekend of matches that were actually...fair, in this tourney. Before I left we were sweeping the competetition, but after I came back we got sweeped ourselves. It sorta felt unfair when we were going against 2 digits in only quarterfinals, but that's no limit I guess ;w;....
btw we won that matchup cause they noshowed OMEGALUL
Ah, what an incredibly appropriate screencap to end this on. Goodbye, shitgame, and good riddance.
true, sigh
just oof
BanchoBot at its finest
how to invite anyone into your tourney team
JustDerankerThings
Ah, regrets. What a time to be alive
this felt pretty good to read on twitch, although this was around the time i started descending into madness
courtesy of bws
>.<
:Woke:
possibly the most important thing i've ever done
insignificant moments of a time long lost
:Flushed:
fun fact: i used to be a dirty singletapper before i joined the full alt cult :moyai:
pog I plan to eventually :pray:
tb 1trick morelike
:cartwheel:
I love Shambles.
me too >.>
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this is the hottest thing I've ever read
everything i say is 100% legit I swear
no sarcasm here
credit - ADGOD
holy POG, this was the best birthday present I could've ever asked for. Gambler you will always and forever be my idol, you are an inspiration to me
by dragging the catcher, of course :Nya:
then
I promise. I don't care how long it takes. I will do it.
pls don't mug me >w<
<3 skimble
;w; someday
Dream big. A 30k with a 50k reaching Finals of UKCC \o/ I can see it happening.
awaaaaaaaa
wow suddenly i'm not the absolute worst at the game >.>
owo;;
0w0
match of the century
iok (thanks DeScontent)
:sandbag:
it's funny cause i'm :wheelchair: at streams lo
love you DeSconTent :heart:
pog it's true
same olii
i love bws
:smolmiku:
owo;;
🌻
First time I tried mappooling. Thanks guys.
<.<
:Whine:
:Thonk:
predicted it
:Bully:
:Aww:
<3
;w;
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aaaa what is this
:blob_sweat:
xd
t-thanks, guys >.<
pog tatsu got it right...;w;
better than habib confirmed :sunglasses:
^i like this one nya
:sunflower: > :cherry_blossom:
it'll never work, sorry to ruin you guys's fun ^.^
uwu~
:SmolMiku:
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oof
i've noticed everyone has these big paragraphs of text at the bottom of their profiles, so instead of writing my own I'm just gonna store as many as I can find from other people :cartwheel:
only people who throw away 'how' can be changing
people think dream is dream but when we practice or try hard, dream will be come true dont left dream as dream
Success's opposite meaning is not 'fail' it is 'dont challenge it' if u fail, do a frustration after frustrationan, hard work again
what do u think of crisis even if situation is already crisis, they dont know that is crisis but worse than before is even if people know that is crisis, they dont do anything
dont throw dream makes dream as real
All nation can be win Also korea do one's best
I'm asking, man, are you proud of yourself, do you know what you're doing, do you have all the sense and the human dignity I do not know but you're a pathetic guy, you did not even think what you do and who you insult, you can insult those what deserves it but not our Polish pope our great person, and so special and important because it is not someone there so that you can make fun of him because you like it I do not know in which you were brought up a family but unless you do not I know, you do not understand what faith is. If you think you're wonderful, you're just the tip that someone has not yet isolated from society, I do not know what's so funny about it, but hit a stalin or hitler or other degenerates and you do not pick on such a holy person pope john paul 2. how can anyone publicly post such photos on internet forums? I ask who should answer for this because unless you see that the church does not walk as you are I do not know atheist, or believe in any sect or even you are a servant of Satan and you will not do that with the Pope, you probably are some do not know what you are getting with Satan's spiders. think about how much the Pope did he, he was someone and you who you are to make fun of him what? who gave you the right to insult our popes at all? did you think that it was not a person who would laugh at her and praise me all? take a child, you really are some kind of psycho because in contrast to you, the Pope is the authority for me and you do not know who you can be the authority of the same kind of fools as you who do not know what church and religion, you see that you do not pray and do not go on religion to school, you see, you do not respect religion, I do not know how you want it to take your photos put it interesting or would you dare. True, let's children think about what you are saying because you have no idea what Pope Jan Paweł2 was like you are not in fully developed mentally, do not take as a person like the holy father, because it shows that you do not have a cross in the house, not a saint's insult, I am not talking about church, but generally about the rules of faith to have some dignity because the pope did not offend anyone And what do you insult him for what? tell me what you are offending such a person as the holy father, I have no words but if you had the idea though and reached for the holy scriptures and read it maybe you would change ... I do not know go to church because you see for a long time Satan is in you man, you do not like church is at least quiet and do not offend other people
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package goddrinksjava;
// Switch on the power line // Remember to put on // PROTECTION public class GodDrinksJava { // Lay down your pieces // And let's begin // OBJECT CREATION public static void main(String[] args) { // Fill in my data // parameters // INITIALIZATION Thing me = new Lovable("Me", 0, true, -1, false); Thing you = new Lovable("You", 0, false, -1, false);
// Set up our new world World world = new World(5); world.addThing(me); world.addThing(you); // And let's begin the // SIMULATION world.startSimulation();
// If I'm a set of points if(me instanceof PointSet){ // Then I will give you my // DIMENSION you.addAttribute(me.getDimensions().toAttribute()); }
// If I'm a circle if(me instanceof Circle){ // Then I will give you my // CIRCUMFERENCE you.addAttribute(me.getCircumference().toAttribute()); }
// If I'm a sine wave if(me instanceof SineWave){ // Then you can sit on all my // TANGENTS you.addAction("sit", me.getTangent(you.getXPosition())); }
// If I approach infinity if(me instanceof Sequence){ // Then you can be my // LIMITATIONS me.setLimit(you.toLimit()); }
// Switch my current // To AC, to DC me.toggleCurrent();
// And then blind my vision me.canSee(false); // So dizzy, so dizzy me.addFeeling("dizzy");
// Oh, we can travel world.timeTravelForTwo("AD", 617, me, you); // To A.D., to B.C. world.timeTravelForTwo("BC", 3691, me, you);
// And we can unite world.unite(me, you); // So deeply, so deeply
// If I can // If I can give you all the // SIMULATIONS if(me.getNumSimulationsAvailable() >= you.getNumSimulationsNeeded()){ // Then I can // Then I can be your only // SATISFACTION you.setSatisfaction(me.toSatisfaction()); }
// If I can make you happy if(you.getFeelingIndex("happy") != -1){ // I will run the // EXECUTION me.requestExecution(world); }
// Though we are trapped // In this strange, strange // SIMULATION world.lockThing(me); world.lockThing(you);
// If I'm an eggplant if(me instanceof Eggplant){ // Then I will give you my // NUTRIENTS you.addAttribute(me.getNutrients().toAttribute()); me.resetNutrients(); } // If I'm a tomato if(me instanceof Tomato){ // Then I will give you // ANTIOXIDANTS you.addAttribute(me.getAntioxidants().toAttribute()); me.resetAntioxidants(); } // If I'm a tabby cat if(me instanceof TabbyCat){ // Then I will purr for your // ENJOYMENT me.purr(); }
// If I'm the only god if(world.getGod().equals(me)){ // Then you're the proof of my // EXISTENCE me.setProof(you.toProof()); }
// Switch my gender // To F, to M me.toggleGender(); // And then do whatever // From AM to PM world.procreate(me, you); // Oh, switch my role // To S, to M me.toggleRoleBDSM(); // So we can enter // The trance, the trance world.makeHigh(me); world.makeHigh(you);
// If I can // If I can feel your // VIBRATIONS if(me.getSenseIndex("vibration")){ // Then I can // Then I can finally be // COMPLETION me.addFeeling("complete"); } // Though you have left world.unlock(you); world.removeThing(you); // You have left me.lookFor(you, world); // You have left me.lookFor(you, world); // You have left me.lookFor(you, world); // You have left me.lookFor(you, world); // You have left me in me.lookFor(you, world); // ISOLATION
// If I can // If I can erase all the pointless // FRAGMENTS if(me.getMemory().isErasable()){ // Then maybe // Then maybe you won't leave me so // DISHEARTENED me.removeFeeling("disheartened"); }
// Challenging your god try{ me.setOpinion(me.getOpinionIndex("you are here"), false); } // You have made some catch(IllegalArgumentException e){ // ILLEGAL ARGUMENTS world.announce("God is always true."); }
// EXECUTION world.runExecution(); // EXECUTION world.runExecution(); // EXECUTION world.runExecution(); // EXECUTION world.runExecution(); // EXECUTION world.runExecution(); // EXECUTION world.runExecution(); // EXECUTION world.runExecution(); // EXECUTION world.runExecution(); // EXECUTION world.runExecution(); // EXECUTION world.runExecution(); // EXECUTION world.runExecution(); // EXECUTION world.runExecution(); // EIN world.announce("1", "de"); // ein; German // DOS world.announce("2", "es"); // dos; Español // TROIS world.announce("3", "fr"); // trois; French // NE world.announce("4", "kr"); // 넷; Korean // FEM world.announce("5", "se"); // fem; Swedish // LIU world.announce("6", "cn"); // 六; Chinese // EXECUTION world.runExecution();
// If I can // If I can give them all the // EXECUTION if(world.isExecutableBy(me)){ // Then I can // Then I can be your only // EXECUTION you.setExecution(me.toExecution()); }
// If I can have you back if(world.getThingIndex(you)!= -1){ // I will run the // EXECUTION world.runExecution(); }
// Though we are trapped // We are trapped, ah me.escape(world);
// I've studied // I've studied how to properly // LO-O-OVE me.learnTopic("love"); // Question me // Question me, I can answer all // LO-O-OVE me.takeExamTopic("love"); // I know the // algebraic expression of // LO-O-OVE me.getAlbegraicExpression("love"); // Though you are free // I am trapped, trapped in // LO-O-OVE me.escape("love");
// EXECUTION world.execute(me);
}
}
panowie zycie jest przejebane ja juz nie mam sily zyc kurwa mam wyjebane na te zycie kurwa zjabelaem sie mam wyjebane kurwa na wszystko ty wszystko mnie wkurwia juz bedzie magik bedzie magik podjerzewam ze bedzie magik za 2 lata ale za nim kiedys skocze z okna kiedys to powiem do mamy zeby sie nie martwial bo niech zrobi to samo co ja bo to zycie nie ma sensu dzieki wariacie trzymaj sie tam zeby mama cie nie wyjebala z domu znajdz tam jakas prace bo mimo ze tam za 2 tysiace czy ile ale wiesz no trzeba kurwa bo to jest przymus bo stara wypierdoli z chalupy sluchaj chodzilem na wozki widlowe do pracy tamtego roku w wakacje zarobilem w miesiac za 193 godziny pracy zarobilem 1820 ale to i tak sie nie oplacalo zrobil bym kurwa napad na bank panowie robimy napad na bank wyejbane w te zycie robimy kurwa napad na bank wspieram was w zyciu a koles do mnie w tibi pisze bedzie ci matke ruchal takie jest zycie obys nie poweidzial i tak beda ci matke ruchac zajebalem sie kurwa panowie nie mam sily odpisywac wam na tibii kurwa dobrze ze w tej tibii jest opcja ignore bo by byla katastfoa czlowiek by mogl sie wieszac na line kurwa panowie trzymajcie fason bo zginiecie w zyciu trzeba trzymac fason bo mozna kurwa wyjecahc poza bande szybko albo kurwa opierdolisz bank albo cos rozjebiesz to kruwa wtedy zarobisz albo zosatniesz pieosenkarzem albo aktorem to kurwa wtedy zarobisz albo zostaniesz znana prostytutka z brazzersa wtedy tez zarobisz ale jak bedziesz na czysto pracowal jak szary normalny czlowiek to ty jedynie kutasa do dupy dostaniesz zapmaietaj te slowa jedynie kurwa mozesz miec motywacje czemu masz pracowac normalnie jak zwykly szary czlowiek zeby utrzymac rodzine idzeci ktore masz kazdy robi co moze zeby sie kurwa tylko odstresowac i zapomniec o problemach ale ludzia sie juz kurwa we lbach popierdolilo od tego zycia kurewskiego za male pieniadze ja pije kurwa co pije wiesz ja pije zeby zapomniec mam wyjebane panowie na zycie zycie sie nie polaca ja zyje kurwa dla tej tibii bo mnie ta gra powstrzymuje dobrze ze ta kurwa tibia mnie trzyma juz dawno bym juz dawno bym kurwa nie zyl nie mam kurwa punktu zaczepienia w zyciu nigdy nie mialem normalnej dziewczyny jedyna dziewczyne jaka mialem to w 1 gimnazjum gdzie jescze przed osrodkiem mnie nie zamkneli raz sie calowalismy ale seksu nie bylo bo to w 1 gimnazjum opierdol od wychowawcow patologia wszystko wyzwiska ciecie zyletkami sikanie ludzia do herbat nawet tam bylo siklem dla typa do herbaty a on to wypijal bo nie wiedzial co tam jest takie zycie kurwa przjebane jest zycie ja kurwa keidys kruwa spuscze bombe na hiroshime i chuj ja juz nie mam siyl zyc wyejbane mam w te donacje wyjebane mam w te zycie i te dotacje ale mowie sa milionerzy na swiecie i sie nie dziela pieniedzimi niby wplacajo jakies pieniadze charytatywnie na jakies kurwa szpitale czy cos ale to wsyzstko jest prowizorka bo oni wiedza ze oni na tym fame jebia bedzie magik bedzie magik podejrzewam ze bedzie magik za 2 lata ale za nim skocze z okna kiedys to powiem dla mamy zeby sie nie martwila bo te zycie nie ma sensu bo to jest kurwa uwolnienie sie od problemow
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this game gave me cancer anyway.
I had another one here, but I had to remove it because, well... it was too sad ;w;
but they're better now, and that's why they didn't want it to continue to exist in other forms on other places...
Maybe...I should just write my own paragraph, instead of taking all these others.. Be my own person, instead of desperately imitating those whose I see as "better than me".
Maybe I should just delete this box...but no, I never will. I'll leave it, as a lesson to myself, and those who read this. Be yourself, for everyone else is already taken.
Nobody in the world shares my interests... i found people in the world who share my interests \o/....but not all of them :eyes: update: xd the world is full of idiots, just like me