Dear Mr. Ephemeral:
Let's work out a good deal! You don't want to be responsible for slaughtering thousands of threads, and I don't want to be responsible for destroying other subforums - and I will. I've already given you a little sample with respect to Tad Fibonacci.
I have worked hard to solve some of your problems. Don't let the this subforum down. You can make a great deal. Shitposting General Blitzfrog is willing to negotiate with you, and he is willing to make concessions that they never would have made in the past. I am confidentially enclosing a copy of his letter to me, just received.
History will look upon you favorably if you get this done the right and humane way. It will look upon you forever as the devil if good things don't happen. Don't be a tough guy. Don't be a fool!
I will call you later.
Sincerely, OT's Royal Joke
Let's work out a good deal! You don't want to be responsible for slaughtering thousands of threads, and I don't want to be responsible for destroying other subforums - and I will. I've already given you a little sample with respect to Tad Fibonacci.
I have worked hard to solve some of your problems. Don't let the this subforum down. You can make a great deal. Shitposting General Blitzfrog is willing to negotiate with you, and he is willing to make concessions that they never would have made in the past. I am confidentially enclosing a copy of his letter to me, just received.
History will look upon you favorably if you get this done the right and humane way. It will look upon you forever as the devil if good things don't happen. Don't be a tough guy. Don't be a fool!
I will call you later.
Sincerely, OT's Royal Joke
