Hi guys, I scanned Salvage and Wojjan.
Am I allowed to copy my results directly?
If not, I will paraphrase:
Salvage is Chuck Norris with a multitude of powers. They are potentially useful, or dangerous.
Wojjan is Snooki. She brought a large collection of alcoholic beverages with her, but nobody knows what she intends to do with them. They could be quite dangerous if they are in the wrong hands.
vote: Wojjan