Digging through logs to find evidence of srank300's
sonic fetish split personality
[18:50] <Srank300> Alter egos exist. They are almost like a whole different person within.
They're sorta like Yugi and Yami. They can interact with each other without revealing the alter ego. Not everyone has an alter ego, however. Just the people who seem like they need them. I needed one in high school, but I didn't know I already had one.
He(Knuckles) revealed his identity as my alter ego to me the first day of high school and he's been helping me since then. He an also sense other peoples' alter egos. My best friends have Sonic, Shadow, and Silver. [18:51] <Rolled> protip: Yugioh references = female turn off
[18:51] <Srank300> I know
[18:51] <Srank300> I wasn't trying to talk to any girls18:51] <Ash> ...lol
[18:51] <Ash> so you're also knuckles
[18:51] <Ash> how is this possible
[18:52] <Srank300> and it's not like a whole "split personality" like bipolar people.
[18:52] <Srank300> exactly
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[18:53] <Srank300> sometimes Knuckles' temper comes out and it looks like I'm short tempered
[18:53] <Ash> >_>
[18:53] <Ash> lol, knuckles' temper...
[18:53] <Srank300> It's a real hassle
[18:54] <Ash> i'd imagine
[18:54] <Srank300> not easy to control
[18:54] <Ash> having another personality trying to come out and replace you is very troubling
[18:54] <Ash> lol
[18:54] <Srank300> but I manage to calm him down
[18:54] <Ivalset> less sonic rp in my osu please
[18:55] <Srank300> he doesn't try to take control. He's not like that. He's more of a "protector" than a "controller"
[18:55] <lukewarmholiday> I agree
[18:55] <Ash> okay what i dont understand is
[18:55] <Ash> why is it some character
[18:55] <Ash> created by sonic team
[18:55] <Ash> instead of someone else
[18:55] <Srank300> that's what I'd like to know
[18:55] <CheeseWarlock> To what extent is this Knuckles real?
[18:55] <Ash> he isn't
[18:56] <Srank300> in a way, he is as long as I'm real
[18:56] <Ash> ...lol
[18:56] <Srank300> can't relly explain it fully
[18:56] <Ash> but why a trademark from some company rather than your own person
[18:56] <Srank300> I'm still unsure about the whole alter ego thing
[18:56] <Srank300> dunno
[18:56] <Ash> schitzophrenia
[18:57] <Srank300> I don't think it's that
[18:57] <Ash> it most likely is
[18:57] <Srank300> or is it?
[18:57] <Ash> split personality disorder[18:57] <Ash> i read somewhere about some person that believed he had yoshi inside of him
[18:57] <Ash> crazy guy
[18:58] <Srank300> how can Yoshi help a person's life
[18:58] <Ash> HOW CAN KNUCKLES HELP A PERSON'S LIFE[
18:58] <Srank300> Not helping physically
[18:58] <Ash> exactly
[18:58] <lukewarmholiday> HOW CAN VIDYA GAEM CHARACTERS HELP A PERSONS LIFE?
[18:59] <Srank300> Some people have some helpful advice to give, even game characters
[18:59] <lukewarmholiday> SONIC SEZ
[18:59] <Srank300> nobody knows a game character's lives outside the game
[18:59] <Ash> uh
[18:59] <Ash> video game characters
[18:59] <Ash> don't HAVE lives outside of the game
[18:59] <Srank300> Sonic Sez is a good example, lukewarmholiday
[19:00] <Ash> oh no, you made it worse, lukewarmholiday
[19:00] <Ash> 
[19:00] <Srank300> that's what you think, Ash
[19:00] <lukewarmholiday> oh gawd
[19:00] <Ash> THEY DONT
[19:00] <Ash> aaaa
[19:00] <Srank300> are you sure?
[19:00] <lukewarmholiday> what did i do!
[19:00] <Ash> i'm fairly sure
[19:00] <CheeseWarlock> Uh oh.
[19:00] <Srank300> well, you're wrong
[19:00] <Ash> how old are you anyway? like, nine?
[19:00] <Ash> lol, okay
[19:00] <Srank300> 18
[19:00] <CheeseWarlock> Video game characters exist outside games?
[19:00] <Srank300> yes.
[19:00] <Ash> well, in advertisements and cereal
[19:00] <Ash> etc
[19:00] <Ash> but
[19:00] <Ash> not really in real life
[19:00] <Ash> nope
19:01] <lukewarmholiday> http://youtube.com/watch?v=ubfRoUhw7ms a sumarry of what i think of video game plots[19:01] <Saturos> srank needs to reroll life.[19:01] <Srank300> they can't exist in real life
[19:01] <CheeseWarlock> Or any sort of ethereal plane.
[19:01] <lukewarmholiday> aside from games that were made for the sole reason of telling a story
[19:01] <Ash> mythology is mythology
[19:01] <Ash> games are just... not mythology
[19:02] <Ash> they're made for the sole purpose of entertaining you[19:02] <Ash> so um, how is knuckles part of you lol
[19:02] <Srank300> ANyone thinking I'm crazy is mistaken completely. I still go on with my life without Knuckles taking over or anything like that. Most of the time, It's like he doesn't exist within me because my life's been going okay[19:03] <Srank300> as for how, I'm not entirely sure
[19:03] <Ivalset> okay
[19:03] <Ash> i never said you were crazy
[19:03] <Ivalset> no sonic rp in my osu please
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[19:05] <Srank300> do people who have sanity and split personality have the ability to talk with the other personality? no. I'm sane and I can't explain how Knuckles and I are the same person because I don't really know myself
[19:06] <Ash> also, lol @ srank300
[19:06] <Ash> then you should explore yourself more
[19:06] <Ash> o_O
[19:06] <Ash> i mean, how can you not know yourself?
[19:06] <Ash> you should be able to at least retrace where knuckles became prominent in your personality
[19:07] <Ash> if not, then you really should consider therapy
[19:07] <Ash> and i'm not being sarcastic
[19:07] <CheeseWarlock> Isn't a lack of sense of the self one of the qualifications for mental illness? >.>
[19:09] <Srank300> I told you, I don't let Knucles control my life. I'm still me and my life is my life
[19:09] <CheeseWarlock> Then what is Knuckles' role in your life?
[19:10] <Srank300> Somewhat of a guide/mentor thingy
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[19:10] <Ash> okay, but you said "knuckles" can see other people's split personalities
[19:10] <Ash> what's up with that
[19:11] <Srank300> like I said, I don't know and he senses, not sees
[19:11] <Ash> okay
[19:11] <Ash> so have you asked people
[19:11] <Ash> about theirs
[19:11] <Srank300> no. then they'd think I'm crazy(which I'm not)
[19:11] <Ash> ...lol
[19:12] <Ash> so then how do you know if they really have one
[19:12] <Ash> what if they know the same thing you're going through
[19:12] <CheeseWarlock> Crazy is subjective. Stop insisting you're not.
[19:12] <Ash> SEE
[19:12] <Ash> but i do suggest therapy
[19:12] <Ash> honestly, I do
[19:12] <Srank300> I've said it a million times, I don't understand it fully
[19:12] <Ash> the whole "i don't know myself" thing spoke for itself
[19:12] <Ash> it doesn't make you crasy
[19:12] <Ash> ... *crazy
[19:13] <Srank300> I probably should've kept the whole "knuckles" thing to myself
[19:13] <Ash> and then it would get worse
[19:13] <Ash>
- and the kicker -
[19:14] <Srank300> At least I'm not a knuckles fan
sup later incident
[15:52] <Srank300> SFG: if you know how to kill Shadow the Hedgehog, please tell me
[15:53] <SFG> Srank: It's easy, you just stick a knife in, then slash around for awhile. that generally works
[15:53] <Srank300> SFG: tried that, but it doesn't work on androids
[15:53] <Rolled> why has irc turned into a sonic roleplay
[15:53] <Rolled> every dayyyy
[15:53] <Moo> furries
[15:53] <Srank300> He's been an android from the start
[15:53] <SFG> Srank: Have you tried dismembering him?
[15:54] <Ivalse> what the fuck srank
[15:54] <Ivalset> cut the sonic roleplay out
[15:54] <Rolled> what the fuck ivalset
[15:54] <Srank300> Too fast, can't catch him
[15:54] <Rolled> when the fuck are you going to play spice girls
[15:54] <Srank300> I need sonic's help
[15:54] <SFG> bah! get a car or something
[15:54] <Rolled> spoiler: sonic is not real
[15:54] <Donjo> You can only earn Sonic's help if you can beat him in a footrace
[15:55] <Srank300> Sonic's speed+my skills=Shadow's death
[15:55] <Moo> except sonic is made of pixels
[15:55] <Moo> and so is shadow
[15:55] <CheeseWarlock> Or sometimes vectors!
[15:55] <Moo> sorry to crush your dreams
[15:55] <Ivalset> spoiler: !kill incoming if this sonic bullshit isn't done in five minutes
[15:55] <Donjo> then to kill them you simply have to delete them o.O
[15:55] <Srank300> Find the computer containing shadow and delete himthere
[15:56] <Srank300> I still hate shadow
oh ho rolled you are so clever
[23:33] <Rolled> after i get out of a shower my balls are inside out for like 3 hours
[23:35] <Srank300> PLEASE MOVE ON TO ANOTHER TOPIC! PEOPLE ARE GETTING NAUSEATED AND OFFENDED AND I THINK SOMEONE JUST DIED!
[23:35] <Rolled> you should talk srank
[23:35] <Srank300> .......
[23:35] <Srank300> no comment
[23:35] <Rolled> you talk about your sexual relationships with sonic the hedgehog every other sentence you type D:
[23:35] <Srank300> ?
[23:35] <Rolled> shadow*
[23:35] <Rolled> sry~
[23:36] <Srank300> I want to kill shadow, that's all
[23:36] <Rolled> i thought you were in love with him
[23:36] <Srank300> no way
[23:36] <Srank300> 1. I'm a guy
[23:36] <Srank300> 2. I'm heterosexual
[23:36] <Rolled> do you have the hots for amy
[23:37] <Srank300> no.
[23:37] <Srank300> But Tails does
[23:37] <Rolled> xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
[23:37] <Saturos> he has the hots for rouge.