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Amatuer Advertisement Agents

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Topic Starter
synthwavesquid
basically, the user above you will give you a product idea (physical, digital, a service of some kind, whatever) and you'll have to try to convince them/a hypothetical customer to buy it. you're free to come up with a name, slogan, special features, anything you think will help sell it

e.g.

user1: an official osu! desk fan


user2: Addicted to clicking circles? Is global warming getting to you? Introducing the new osu!Fan, featuring a playable rhythm game where you press the buttons to the beat. Never again will you be thinking "Man, I can't be bothered turning my PC on but I really want to click some circles".

A cool-looking gun


user3: check this shit out *shoots at a target and misses several times*. that was cool, wasn't it? wanna do it just as well as me? just hand over $100 and you can have this baby for free. thank me later

a transparent backpack

i.e.

[why you should buy {given product}]

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[next product]

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anyways, let's start with:

a novelty coin with the osu! logo stamped on it
Topic Starter
synthwavesquid
right here is a machine that'll turn any coin you put in it into an official osu!coin, and only for the low, low price of 50p (or equivalent)!

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blahaj
Farfocele
You love aquatic animals? and you like stuffed animals too? Get your very own BLÅHAJ today! The shark which you can also hug.

The forgetting pill.
DJruslan4ic
you forgot to tell what product to pitch? well, that's because you took our brand-new forgetting pill! thank to advancements in big pharma, forgetting haunting memories is easier than ever before!



For side effects, please watch this video:
https://youtube.com/shorts/eGhAlNnDDmY?si=QyfHHY2s4WvxcgVx


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the remembering pill
MangaGrumpy
Rember. You can now stop forgor :)


The gaslighting pill
Topic Starter
synthwavesquid
a pill? what pill? there's no pills here, stop lying to yourself. open your hands. see? no pill. anyways *shakes bottle of pills* you believed me, didn't you? that's just how effective our gaslighting pills are. one pop and you'll be taking the next words you hear as gospel

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the lovebombing pill
DJruslan4ic
Crave more feel from romance? Try our lovebombing pills! With each one, every kind act done to you will feel as an act of pure generosity and love!
Speaking of kind acts, call THE-1HOOK for a small, free bottle of lovebombing pills!

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"get real" therapy
Gengar9nn
do you want to get therapy from a trusted source? simply use betterhelp! there is a 1 in 10 chance we will make you feel worse and a 9 in 10 chance nothing will happen!!!!

crab cell
DJruslan4ic
have you ever wanted to try not just your own home-raised crab, but own home-grown? look no further with our new crab cell product you can do it at your home! The crab cell even comes with a kit and instructions that we hope you read very well to turn it into a fully-fledged crab to be eaten, or kept as a pet(?)

WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE OF ANY KIND OF DAMAGES, INJURIES, PROPERTY LOSS, LIABILITIES ETC. FROM OUR PRODUCT. YOU ARE USING THE PRODUCT AT YOUR OWN RISK.

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Two soft shell crab burgers, fries with soy sauce and coke soda combo deal
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