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Topic Starter
Mara


Hello, welcome to the Off-Topic.

My name is LunaticMara, and I am the guy who gives all the information during this tour. This place is quite peaceful during daytime, but will turn into amazing disco during nighttime. Now let me show you some places and people.

This is really friendly city, where you can meet new cool people and stuff. For example, I was rollin' with dkun.




I also saw Agnes when I was buying a new keyboard.



Everyone in this city are pretty cool people, if you are just calm and frie- Oh, what's that? An outsider?



To prevent stuff like shitty threads, I have to teach him a lesson.



Notice how I censored our trademark, a piece of double dicks. Think of the children!

Now I'm going to tell you how to make a good thread. You have go in the thread maker (some people call it a car, I don't know why) and make an amazing thread for everyone to see.




GOTTAGOFAST



NOFUCKSHIT



Apparently peppy (thread maker manufacturer) has removed brakes from the newest models. Fuck.

Anyways, let's see what other people are doing while they are making a thread. Here you can see TBTE being so excited, making a thread.








Looks like that thread didn't work so well.

Last but not least, because I have the weirdest boner right now, I will show you a picture of my grandmother who died... uh... in accident.




If you have any questions, please ask. I will answer them as soon as possible.
-Athena-
you mean it's not good to go faster?
Vish024
Mercurial
Poor TBTE
Sync
oh man

he looks exactly like dkun

can't stop laughing
silmarilen
i like the sunglasses at night.
dNextGen
replace tbte with friendok

that'd be cooler and fits more
Shellghost
How would that make anything cooler?

And it doesn't fit more because there is only one car.
Wojjan
CRAZY FRIENDOK'S USED CAR DEALERY
-Athena-
i hope TBTE bought insurance
OnosakiHito
I lol'd at TBTE case. haha
Agnes
>Agnes' looks

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MAN
dkun
best thread 2012
Cyclohexane
If threads were cars I'm pretty sure friendok would own Ladas
Lots of them
pacmanmania

dkun wrote:

best thread 2012
Wojjan

Mr Color wrote:

If threads were cars I'm pretty sure friendok would own Ladas
Lots of them
let's-all-die automobiles
Backfire
I wanna buy this shit now. Fuck.
Kanye West

Sync wrote:

oh man

he looks exactly like dkun

can't stop laughing
Topic Starter
Mara
No questions about our city? Damn.
Wojjan
With such an explanation everything was pretty clear to me, but now that you mention it I do have one question.
Where do the oldfags live?
Sinistro
Ascended to a higher plane of existence.
Faust

Sync wrote:

oh man

he looks exactly like dkun

can't stop laughing
Topic Starter
Mara
Sorry for waiting, I was changing my clothes. Do you like this thread, by the way? Picture related.



Wojjan wrote:

Where do the oldfags live?
In really tall building, called Valhalla Club. Here's only the rooftop of it.



And here you can only see one of the rooms. This building has 1360 rooms, so I'll say it's quite large.



Sadly, because fun is not allowed anymore - by orders from Ephemeral, I had to throw all oldfags out of the building.



R.I.P
-Athena-
^ did you forget to throw yourself?
Copter-kun
Since when Mara had 'fun'?
Topic Starter
Mara

-A t H e N a- wrote:

^ did you forget to throw yourself?
I am not an oldfag.
-Athena-

LunaticMara wrote:

-A t H e N a- wrote:

^ did you forget to throw yourself?
I am not an oldfag.
if so then im a baby by comparison XD
Cyclohexane
2009 people are either middlefags or newfags depending on opinions.
I say you needn't be an oldfag to make good threads.
Topic Starter
Mara
Let me introduce my friend, zombiefied Rena-chan. We had an amazing date here in Off-Topic.



We made lots of great threads (one of them was really fast), kicked some newcomers to their grave and... Wait... no... who did take this picture? No, this is photoshopped, I can see it from the pixels.

thelewa
Rena-chan is far stronger than I would've thought
Wojjan
I don't want to know where the minigun comes from
what is this thread even made with
probably lots of cars
Rena-chan

ragelewa wrote:

Rena-chan is far stronger than I would've thought
BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Papi Bear
Yeah.. Mine just gone kaboom already :/
TBTE
Do all my threads end up exploding? D:
Mercurial
Hey, I wanna a room... If is possible... the number 1337.
Cristian
Where is the start power.
Corin

iMercurial wrote:

Hey, I wanna a room... If is possible... the number 1337.
Fuck off.

I want room 9001 for me and START POWER-tan, is it posible to have a do not disturb sign and stupid amounts of lube extra please? Oh, and a tie.... and extra pillows.
Capricore

silmarilen wrote:

i like the sunglasses at night.
JMC
-Athena-

JMC wrote:

Yes?
Mercurial

TBTE wrote:

Do all my threads end up exploding? D:
I think so...
TBTE
iMercurial..... That mean's I doing something right.... Right?
314159265358979
This thread needs more double time, durrrr >.<
Rena-chan

datslok wrote:

This thread needs more double time, durrrr >.<
DoubleTime: Activated.



... TOO FAST.
Mercurial
GOTTAGOFAST.

Damn.
Haseo_old

pacmanmania wrote:

dkun wrote:

best thread 2012
-Athena-

pacmanmania wrote:

dkun wrote:

best thread 2012
Very close, but umbrella better, umbrella is friend
Hamuko

-A t H e N a- wrote:

dkun wrote:

best thread 2012
Very close, but umbrella better, umbrella is friend
If start gotta go fast thread umbrella, do not use umbrella. It kills umbrella, and you lose best friend.
Do not use gotta go fast thread on umbrella. Umbrella kill. and umbrella is friend.
Topic Starter
Mara
I am just here to inform that we have rebuilt STAG. Here's our prototype suits.

Mercurial
I'm in.
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