if you're a fuckin fair dinkum fuckin full grown Aussie this is what you'd have for breakfast ya fuckin dog cunts a fuckin VB LONGNECK at 20 to 8 in the fucking mornin. Get that up ya.
Darren: Oi what's your problem mate you bit fucked in the head or somethin?
Damo: Nahh just don't-
Darren: You're fucked mate... nahh your fucked
Damo: I just don't wanna give you me loighta... cause ya always pocket me loighta. Always steal all ma fucking loightas you-
Darren: Could you like for one second not be a fuckwit
Damo: You... don't you farken
Darren: What's goin up in there mate? you got anythin up there in your thick fuckin skull?
Damo: Shutup mate
Darren: Is it all those durries ya munchin? You've got nothin but fuckin ciggy butts up there now, you've got a ciggy butt brain. That's what they're gonna call ya mate they're gonna call you ciggy butt brain
Damo: No... no they're not
Darren: Oi ciggy butt brain what ya doinn mate youuu you free mate can ya come over for a beer mate can you come over on Thursday mate ciggy butt brainnn. That's what they're gonna call ya man
Damo: No they're not
Darren: Cause ya farken scoffin away on those ciggies all day
Damo: Na-
Darren: All day all night ciggies
Damo: If ya want a loighter why don't you just go to the servo and get one
Darren: Cause you dopey cunt, I've just spent all me Centrelink on Samantha's child support DIDN'T I
Damo: W...That that has nothin to... that's got nothin to do with me
Darren: I don't believe it unfuckinbelievable after all the shit we've been through. so fuckin typical of you tho aye. fuckin stingy cunt
Damo: Alright alright here ya go
Darren: Aw cheers mate
Damo: Stop whinging will ya
Darren: Your alright mate I was only jokin
Damo: Alright. No worries... c-can I have me loighta back now please
Darren: I dunno what your talkin about mate your fucked in the head ca-can you get the fuck away from me
Damo: d-wha
Darren: Do I fuckin know you? do I fuckin know you cunt?
Damo: Yeaaa Damo
Darren: I don't fuckin think so. I Don't think I fuckin know you cunt. get the fuck outta here
Damo: Why do you always do this to moiiee.. always steal me loightas
Darren: Yeah get tha fuck outta here ya fuckwit... fuckin dopey cunt. I don't know you son... Yeah that's right keep walking you fuckin dickhead I'm gonna call the cops on you son... Invasion of my privacy ya fuckwit... oi-oi Damo you still comin over this arvo???