alright time for my OSU jump check let's get this over with
Guard: you know the deal you can do the 5 star jump for the 50 PP play or you can attempt the 7 star jump for the 100 PP play
here in OSU Civilization no one chooses to go for the 100 PP play it's way better to be safe and do the 5 star jumps for the 50 PP play rather than risk your entire life over just 50 PP more *5 star jumps* nice
Guard:tomorrow you better not be late or else you'll be doing six and a half star jumps as possible
okay sorry sorry I won't be late next time down here us OSU noobs only get to complete one map a day cause one 50 PP play is just enough to get you to the next day but that's the life of OSU civilization if you wanna survive you have to hit the jumps and every single OSU noob has the same goal and that's to hit a 300 PP play and go to the next layer that's where the pros live and most OSU pros are just born at the top layer if you're an OSU noob there's only one way to get up and that's through winning your first tournament tournaments are the only thing that connect the bottom layer here to the top layer but if you wanna make it up you have to qualify through an insane set of maps and the only way to even compete in one of those tournaments is to earn a ticket but if I'm gonna compete as an OSU pro one day I'm gonna earn that ticket