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Would you kill a puppy for 18 billion dollars ?

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Would you kill a puppy for 18 billion dollars ?

Yes
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No
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17.86%
Total votes: 28
Topic Starter
TheLegendaryHD

i would absolutely without a doubt kill and slice it into pieces for 18 billion dollars
ColdTooth
reported myself and you
Serraionga
Sosteneshion
Aiseca
Even if this is a joke, promoting animal cruelty is a bad idea.
Please, be responsible for what you post.
This is very disappointing.
MrSparklepants
I'm not gonna lie, I like dogs(but I like cats more) but if I would get 18 billion dollars, I mean ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ColdTooth
reported for animal cruelty
Topic Starter
TheLegendaryHD
r/woooosh
Tad Fibonacci
I'm Vietnamese, we eat dogs for breakfast.
keremaru
hot dog
Serraionga

TheLegendaryHD wrote:

r/woooosh

Aiseca wrote:

Even if this is a joke, promoting animal cruelty is a bad idea.
Please, be responsible for what you post.
This is very disappointing.
Hawnta
this is an epic thread
abraker
give a person a good enough incentive and even the cruelest of things shall be done
johnmedina999

abraker wrote:

the cruelest of things shall be done
That's passive voice. I think it would sound better in active voice:
"Give a person a good-enough incentive and he will do even the cruelest of things."
clover
You seem to be underestimating the value of 18 billion dollars.
johnmedina999

FrozenMilkshake wrote:

You seem to be underestimating the value of 18 billion dollars.
Legitimately this.

In order to spend 18 gigadollars in one year, you would need to spend about $2,739,726 each day. You probably couldn't think about what to do with 2 Megadollars each day.

It's a fuckton of money.
Westonini
Well it seems like a pretty open question without any restrictions. So in that case I could just euthanize a puppy that's sick and bound to die within a few days or something.
levesterz
This question confuse me.
Do you want me to kill a puppy self esteem or kill the puppy's disease ?
Or maybe the puppy mites problem you want me to kill that mite ?
Or its a toy puppy that you wanted me to kill
Is kill just the word kill or its another acronym for something else
Infact is this intire sentence is an acronym for something else or acronym in a acronym
My head hurts
abraker
If I had $18 billion dollars I would start R&D divisions for AI, asteroid mining, and brain-computer interfacing.
Vuelo Eluko

FrozenMilkshake wrote:

You seem to be underestimating the value of 18 billion dollars.
even 1 billion is already an irrelevant amount of money to me, to be honest so is 100 million. I see no real difference between those and 18 billion in practical terms, what I would spend it on and living a comfortable life.

However, I would do this if I could choose the method of killing it. If I can just use a gun or stick of dynamite or whatever I am gucchi, if you are going to make me use my bare hands... even for that amount of money, I lack the capacity to through with such a haunting thing. I'd rather continue to struggle through life financially than live with that. Though I could donate like 17 billion of that 18 to the ASPCA or some shit and basically have the same amount of practically usable money and I would also be making the sacrifice of the puppy worth it even from an animal lover's perspective, I just can't do it. Love em too much.
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