As the head of Arctic Enterprises, I am pleased to announce this joint operation by the Owner of Western Wonders Incorporated, Westonini; creator of Westonini Ale™, myself and MinNin, the Owner of Min's Bar and Creator of Min Beer™. Together, we hereby form the Official Union of Drinks!
The Official Union of Drinks' purpose is to protect the rights of all brewers in the vast lands of OT, represent their interests, work for justice, freedom and alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages. It is our intention to oppose all unjust treatment of our people and in fellowship protect ourselves against the transgressions of all who seek to attack us.
The Owner of Western Wonders Incorporated had this to say:
I'd just like to say that we, The Union of Drinks, simply will not stand for this alcohol oppression and will do all in our power to make the necessary changes to create a society where all alcoholic beverages, regardless of their price, company, and flavor, have the freedom to be drank by all who dwell in OT. At this moment in time, we're living in a place where alcohol is neglected, unwanted, and abused. If the OT Royal Society has even a sliver of empathy left in their hearts, we may be able to convince said society to overturn this unsavory policy and make them realize the error of their ways. Thank you for taking precious time out of your day to read this, and here's in hopes that the future contains alcohol for us all!
Cheers,
- Westonini, Owner of Western Wonders Incorporated
TeeArctic1,
Head of Arctic Enterprises
Westonini,
Owner of Western Wonders Incorporated
MinNin,
Owner of Min's bar