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Hello, and welcome to the eighth edition of OT News!



hey so kai here, wid weder-port. abraker kinda busy to watch weder, so i’ll do.
ayy so today is may 30th. as abraker mentioned last week it will be anudrr round of shitstorms
with another batch of threds goin to wastelanz and the other batch gettin lokd. u probably see
threds gasping for air but they wont survive if you dont keep good care of ‘em. altho, i have to
say, u bettr keep ur threads alive for goodness sake, or the modstorm will kill us all.


~kai99, substitute OT climatologist



2017-05-24: DJ Enetro has been sitting on the stove of flaming OT recently. After receiving harsh criticism from [Taiga], DJ Enetro has created a thread questioning the real meaning of quality threads. In this thread, he challenged the denizens of OT asking how his threads are “shit”. This caused a flaming train to set off with many denizens hopping aboard in an attempt to help the poor soul. Like any train in OT, however, this train was derailed and crashed, rolling onto another rail about bookmarks and songs with the original topic destination far out of reach.



DJ Enetro on his journey to comprehend the nature of Off-Topic threads.



2017-05-24: kai99 has started yet another art-related thread. Originally titled “artistically describe a food”, this thread has been renamed after Tae suggested the title be changed to “autistic”. The thread gave OT denizens an opportunity to show off their artistic skills - including, but not limited to, drawings and writings. Describing her own drawing as “ramen”, it is rather quite mysterious to how the drawing depicts the food ramen itself. However, other denizens have showed off their artistic ability to describe their own food in a truly unique way.



Luqanted and his realistic drawing of Luqanted.



2017-05-25: Another person has taken the place of Kiibo-kun. After the accident with Kiibo-kun, it was announced that another person would take over as he has been heavily damaged. Silhouettes were shown in the original thread of Kiibo-kun which brought up the curiosity of many denizens along with comments on each silhouettes’ shape and what they could be. It was later revealed that the successor was none other than Angie Yonaga-san who came to preach her God, Kami-sama, to the foolish OT denizens who think the sole ruler is Ephemeral the Muscle Bird. Will she be able to move the hearts of OT denizens? We will have to see.



The successor of Kiibo-kun arrives at OT to preach her God.



2017-05-25: A medication for Vitamin Deficiency has been successfully researched and marketed. Having researched and found that the major cause of poor output on OT was Vitamin Deficiency, a company named Vital C Health Products, Inc. has carefully manufactured a health product named Vital C, which was advertised by Meah. Benefits of taking the medication Vital C includes resistance to a virus coined “Blitzfrog”. Without the virus comes the immunity to silences, and immunity to hate. Payments can be made by posting your credit card information although the price of Vital C was not declared.



The advertisement for Vital C, as seen on OT.



2017-05-27: An OT!University has been built and is now admitting students. Upon realising the average level of education for denizens of OT is below average, pioneer [ - Zekks - ] instituted an OT!University for denizens of OT in hopes to sharpen the minds of the denizens. Since the university is newly build, it is scanning through files of CVs to find the perfect professor to teach the courses. Admissions to enter into the institute is also open, but since the university rank is relatively high, strict criteria like having to post below the thread have been made with only 15 students left to be admitted. It is also revealed that the intense education program will graduate its students on the 6th of June on an unrevealed year. Hurry and join the program before it’s full!



The school offers a variety of events for the students to enjoy.

2017-05-29: The metamorphosis of OT to a pandemonium of rotting filth detonated the Wrath of God himself, and Armageddon follows. As if the autocracy of the mighty Lord, Flanster, was inadequate, a handful of rebellious morons challenged the Commandments laid personally by the God of OT himself. The imbeciles evoked the event through the spawnage of absolute junk, which was amplified when the response was of equal caliber. This filthy reverberation was propagated through the nation, mutating OT into complete catastrophe. This event, provoked the peaceful God, triggered Hell itself; it was dawned upon by the denizens as Ephemeral slashed his Holy Blade across the people’s souls, scarring their bodies so brutally that they remember this day extremely vividly. The aftermath of this calamity was a statement ingrained into OT, stating if repetition of such Havoc is to occur once again, the Universe will be Annihilated.

When Will it End?

A Comprehensive List of OTrends

There was a sudden influx of score-submissions at OT. Showing off their talent,
denizens have submitted their best scores to the public for praise and locks.

xi - FREEDOM DiVE [FOUR DIMENSIONS] +HD,HR (99.83%) 800pp [p
Annabel - Signal Graph [Skystar's Chocolate] +HD,DT 96.47%
abraker - Another Shitty Topic [OT DIMENSIONS] +FK,ME 110.5%
ClariS - Sayonara Memories [SPRING TRACKS -春のうた] +HD 39.39%

A lonely trend, pushed by Canadian Baka, has been continuing over
the last week. It includes two words and a “VERSUS” in between, and has been met with dismay among the OT denizens.

Kawaii VERSUS Baka
Cute VERSUS Idiot

Every language has their own unique puns. To enjoy every single bit of the fun English can offer,
TeeArctic1 has created a Pun thread in order to gather the puns of the
English language. It turned out to be quite punny, one can suppose. This trend was soon picked up by Meah.

Pun thread
Pun thread 2

OT Denizens

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