Welcome to CornCo™
Intellectual Property Rights
The company and all of their contents, features and functionality (including but not limited to all information, software, text, displays, images, video and audio, and the design, selection and arrangement thereof), are owned by CornCo, its licensors and other providers of such material and are protected under Cornucopia and International copyright, trademark, patent, trade secret and other intellectual property or proprietary rights laws.
These terms of use grant you a personal, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to access and use our products and services. You may access the material on our sites only for your own personal, non-commercial use. You must not reproduce, distribute, modify, create derivative works of, resell, publicly out or complain about any of the products or services provided by CornCo™, except as incidental to normal use, such as eating a nice 100% Artificial CornCob -Now completely without corn! or listening to a concert by the popular mascot artist, PopCorn.
You must not:
• Modify copies of any products from the company
• Use any illustrations, photographs, video or audio sequences or any graphics separately from the accompanying text.
• Delete or alter any copyright, trademark, or other proprietary rights from copies of products or services from the company
• Sue or otherwise seek to defame the company
• Buy snowcone-flavoured snowcones
• Commit tax fraud (that’s just a bad move)
• Resist our military occupation
• Attempt to replicate or reverse-engineer our products or services.
Any use of our products and services not expressly permitted by these Terms of Use is a breach of these Terms of Use and may violate copyright, trademark and other laws.
Advertising, Endorsements and selling out
The company may present your soul to satan, uh I mean private information, grudges and/or bounties for or to shady (maybe) illegal companies, products and/or services (Third Party Companies). We are not responsible for the availability of these Third Party Companies, or the images, messages, or other materials contained therein. Neither CornCo™, nor any of its affiliates will be liable for any errors in content or omissions in any Third Party Companies, nor responsible for any losses or damages of any sort incurred as a result of your participation with, use of, or reliance on the Third Party Ads, including any goods, products, or services offered by such Third Party Companies.
Payment Terms
• Prices are quoted in cobs, corn kernels or good pun depending on what we feel like at the time. You must pay in the currency in which the product price is quoted or selected. If you do not hold an account in the relevant currency, you may pay by enslaving yourself or joining our cult (or any other method that CornCo™ may introduce from time to time)
• Payment may be required before the product is provided and, if not, payment is due from the moment the order is accepted. After you have submitted your order, CornCo™ may take and shall be entitled to receive such payment as is due in respect of the order.
• Payment made by selling your soul, entering our pyramid scheme or any other such method as CornCo™ may introduce at its absolute discretion.
• CornCo™ reserves the absolute right to accept or refuse any payment made in any form.
• We aim to debit money from your account whenever we feel like it. It’s all about fate, man. Ride the waves of the universe.
• You will still be charged for any orders that cannot be fulfilled and whenever possible CornCo™ will deny all responsibility and possibly send assassins after you should you try to sue us.
• CornCo™ cannot guarantee that a particular product will always be available.
• To maximise our potential on the black market, CornCo will keep track of your personal information and location forever. You are obligated to be chipped if you ever purchase anything from us.
Your rights are overruled by these terms.
Termination
Once you start buying our products and services, you are never allowed to stop. We reserve the right to suspend or end the customer relationship with you at any time at our discretion and without notice. For example, we may suspend or terminate your use of the services if you’re not complying with these terms, or use of the services or products in a manner that would cause us legal liability, disrupt the services or products, or disrupt others’ addiction to the services and products.
Terms and conditions may be subject to change
Questions
If you have any questions regarding this agreement, don’t call us, we’ll call you!
Intellectual Property Rights
The company and all of their contents, features and functionality (including but not limited to all information, software, text, displays, images, video and audio, and the design, selection and arrangement thereof), are owned by CornCo, its licensors and other providers of such material and are protected under Cornucopia and International copyright, trademark, patent, trade secret and other intellectual property or proprietary rights laws.
These terms of use grant you a personal, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to access and use our products and services. You may access the material on our sites only for your own personal, non-commercial use. You must not reproduce, distribute, modify, create derivative works of, resell, publicly out or complain about any of the products or services provided by CornCo™, except as incidental to normal use, such as eating a nice 100% Artificial CornCob -Now completely without corn! or listening to a concert by the popular mascot artist, PopCorn.
You must not:
• Modify copies of any products from the company
• Use any illustrations, photographs, video or audio sequences or any graphics separately from the accompanying text.
• Delete or alter any copyright, trademark, or other proprietary rights from copies of products or services from the company
• Sue or otherwise seek to defame the company
• Buy snowcone-flavoured snowcones
• Commit tax fraud (that’s just a bad move)
• Resist our military occupation
• Attempt to replicate or reverse-engineer our products or services.
Any use of our products and services not expressly permitted by these Terms of Use is a breach of these Terms of Use and may violate copyright, trademark and other laws.
Advertising, Endorsements and selling out
The company may present your soul to satan, uh I mean private information, grudges and/or bounties for or to shady (maybe) illegal companies, products and/or services (Third Party Companies). We are not responsible for the availability of these Third Party Companies, or the images, messages, or other materials contained therein. Neither CornCo™, nor any of its affiliates will be liable for any errors in content or omissions in any Third Party Companies, nor responsible for any losses or damages of any sort incurred as a result of your participation with, use of, or reliance on the Third Party Ads, including any goods, products, or services offered by such Third Party Companies.
Payment Terms
• Prices are quoted in cobs, corn kernels or good pun depending on what we feel like at the time. You must pay in the currency in which the product price is quoted or selected. If you do not hold an account in the relevant currency, you may pay by enslaving yourself or joining our cult (or any other method that CornCo™ may introduce from time to time)
• Payment may be required before the product is provided and, if not, payment is due from the moment the order is accepted. After you have submitted your order, CornCo™ may take and shall be entitled to receive such payment as is due in respect of the order.
• Payment made by selling your soul, entering our pyramid scheme or any other such method as CornCo™ may introduce at its absolute discretion.
• CornCo™ reserves the absolute right to accept or refuse any payment made in any form.
• We aim to debit money from your account whenever we feel like it. It’s all about fate, man. Ride the waves of the universe.
• You will still be charged for any orders that cannot be fulfilled and whenever possible CornCo™ will deny all responsibility and possibly send assassins after you should you try to sue us.
• CornCo™ cannot guarantee that a particular product will always be available.
• To maximise our potential on the black market, CornCo will keep track of your personal information and location forever. You are obligated to be chipped if you ever purchase anything from us.
Your rights are overruled by these terms.
Termination
Once you start buying our products and services, you are never allowed to stop. We reserve the right to suspend or end the customer relationship with you at any time at our discretion and without notice. For example, we may suspend or terminate your use of the services if you’re not complying with these terms, or use of the services or products in a manner that would cause us legal liability, disrupt the services or products, or disrupt others’ addiction to the services and products.
Terms and conditions may be subject to change
Questions
If you have any questions regarding this agreement, don’t call us, we’ll call you!
