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samX500
Hello denizen of OT. Today I must inform you that a danger of unforseen scale is slowly but surely aproaching us.

As you all already know, denizen AHHHHHHHHHHH made a thread called Tad the tadpole two month ago, the thread was quickly nuked by secretary Tad fibonacci and caused a massive scandal in OT. After inspection, it was found that a substance called grenionite was lying in the now nuked thread and that this substance could be used to create portal.

The zone was left alone, unguarded, and now it has come back to haunt us.

Denizen AHHHHHHHHHHH, author of the Tad the tadpole thread, has been infected by a virus that transformed what was once a friendly and harmless shitposter into a deadly demonic monster. Not a lot is know about the virus that infected denizen AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, but there is no doubt that grenionite is linked to the virus.

As it stands, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH possess enough power to destroy entire thread on his own, and I doubt that his transformation is completed, we must act quickly and find a cure for the virus that infected AHHHHHHHHHHHH and we also need to keep careful guard on all deposit of grenionite to prevent any other denizen from suffering from the same virus.

If we fail to do so, all of OT could crumble into the void.


That is all, I hope that the OT government and denizens understand the gravity of the situation and work together to ensure the safety of OT.
Vuelo Eluko
As the director of the CDC of OT, I recommend steering clear of any and all overt shitposting threads for the next 72 hours until quarantine procedures are in place
Endaris
Even worse, the void could crumble in OT.
ColdTooth
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abraker

Official statement from A-Breaking Laboratory



After extensive research we ruled out grenionite's relation to the Trashipitus virus. The substance known as grenionite is purely a result of thread-post distortions commonly found around portals and zalgo text. Reports conclude that the increased zalgo leakage in the past week correlates with the spread trace amount of grenionite. A followup investigation will examine whether zalgo is the cause or an effect of the grenionite spread.

In a separate study we examined grenionite effects on denizens. Progressive corruption in the subject was visible however no significant behavioral changes were observed. It is entirely possible that behavioral changes might remain dormant until a critical point. Out brightest idiots are looking for a remedy to the situation as we speak. We urge everyone to report any portal and zalgo activity to avoid further contamination.
ColdTooth
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Serraionga
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abraker
oh gawd
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Topic Starter
samX500
REPORT: It seems that after being infected by the Trashipitus virus, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH has started to attack the very fabric of the osu forums.

People using the new site may not be aware of this, but AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH's signature is in fact a long spear that he used to break trough the well of the old site's forums. This wall is of extreme importance since it is the only thing isolating the osu! forums from the void of the outside.

The outside of the walls is still unknown, maybe it contains virus taht will now be able to break into the forums, or maybe there is just nothing outside the walls. The walls may even be just a cell trapping us and eating away at our freedom, but as long as we don't know, we should be careful when hanging around the breach in the wall.

Denizen should avoid standing on pages that were breached by AHHHHHHHHHHHH's signature if they do not posses the necessary equipement to defend themselves in the case that evil comes from those breach.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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abraker
IT'S GETTING WORSE
Tad Fibonacci
abraker, the vaccine! We need to administrate the vaccine right now!
Serraionga


The world is ending.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Topic Starter
samX500
Oh no. we now know what is beyond the walls. A giant copy of AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. If the wall keep getting breached it will be able to enter the forums and at this point, no one will be able to stop it.

we must stop tiny AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. from opening the way to big AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. To do that we will have to restrain him until we can cure him.
abraker


Let's nuke this guy
Plini
You can take the offensive my bROTHERS

I'll protect you with my 【BIG ASS SHIELD】

ColdTooth
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