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literally risen from the grave what is up the bar is reopened
First things first, you're gonna need some employees. I offer my services, as I'm a professional fraud accountant, and tax evading being quick and efficient is my strong point.
Don't bin my CV. xx
Don't bin my CV. xx
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Comfy Slippers is HIRED as our accountant because I suck with numbers.
Also yuhaii, You're welcome. Feel free to drink those problems away in the warmth of this here abode
Also yuhaii, You're welcome. Feel free to drink those problems away in the warmth of this here abode
Looking forward to working with you!
i swallow btw
Welcome back! To ensure quality, OT Royal Society is going to send in an inspector sometime soon to make sure the Off-Topic Bar is up to OT's standards. Drinks up everyone!
teen drinking is very very very bad
yo i got a fake id tho
yo i got a fake id tho
Gotta have that 99% alcoholjohnmedina999 wrote:
teen drinking is very very very bad
yo i got a fake id tho
Welcome back! I've been drinking every slushie that I probably did not steal.
it'll be a shitpost on the beach for me!
who's in the bar tonight?
who's in the bar tonight?
Topic Starter
For those of you seeking more, intimate, drinks and such, may I direct you to the back room.
I'm trying to serve reputable shitposters in here.
@cl8n, enjoy your drink!
I'm trying to serve reputable shitposters in here.
@cl8n, enjoy your drink!
*drinks*
*hiccup*
*drinks*
*hic- thump*
*hiccup*
*drinks*
*hic- thump*
few months later
Boss, I have to inform you that our balance sheet summary is worrying. We need to cut down on our expenses, we can't have 'after-party' strippers anymore!
Boss, I have to inform you that our balance sheet summary is worrying. We need to cut down on our expenses, we can't have 'after-party' strippers anymore!
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What do you mean we can't have after-party strippers.Comfy Slippers wrote:
few months later
Boss, I have to inform you that our balance sheet summary is worrying. We need to cut down on our expenses, we can't have 'after-party' strippers anymore!
My life's work for this.
Unbelievable.
ok as a plan to make more money we now also sell bags of peanuts.
Yo Dawns, hit me up with one of those Shirley Temples.
Dawnsday wrote:
What do you mean we can't have after-party strippers.Comfy Slippers wrote:
few months later
Boss, I have to inform you that our balance sheet summary is worrying. We need to cut down on our expenses, we can't have 'after-party' strippers anymore!
My life's work for this.
Unbelievable.
ok as a plan to make more money we now also sell bags of peanuts.
I've got a plan boss, now hear me out on this! Listen up, back on the east bloc i have some connections and.. yanoe.. we can work this out by shipping in some cheapass eastern hunnies. I'll promise them a prosperous life here, a visa and a place to stay. We'll use 'em for these 3 months and send 'em back afterwards. Plus, i have some cheeki breeki's who can keep their mouths shut, so you don't have to worry about anything. I just need your approval and for you to keep this under the rug.
Greetings From OT Royal Society of Quality
All official establishments must undergo an inspection to assure it is up to quality standards. I have the clipboard with me so let's begin
✓ Specialty drinks
✓ 99% Alcohol verification
✓ No shit going down
X Facility Maintenance
X Safety Hazard
✓ Staff Rights
✓ 99% Alcohol verification
✓ No shit going down
X Facility Maintenance
X Safety Hazard
✓ Staff Rights
Mr., err, Dawnsday. Ok, all seems to be in order but the state of this place. I heard you just came back from the monkey crib, so I will be lenient just this time. Next inspection will be in about 50k posts, so the OT Royal Society of Quality expects the place to be in a tip-top shape.
,,,,,,,,,,,Sincerely Head of OT Royal Society of Quality
abraker
abraker
Well I dunno...
Huh, I forgot all about the inspection. It's been ages.
Oh well, I'll just shrug it off for now.
*whistles away*
Oh well, I'll just shrug it off for now.
*whistles away*
No one is even here... Time to convert it into a strip club!
my fiance is ignoring me to play dauntless instead. dawns i know it's been a while but i need you to mix me the goddamn best Shitpost on the Beach you've ever mixed. sad friday night is calling
Topic Starter
clayton wrote:
my fiance is ignoring me to play dauntless instead. dawns i know it's been a while but i need you to mix me the goddamn best Shitpost on the Beach you've ever mixed. sad friday night is calling
3 months late, but better late than never!
The famous OT!Bar returns.
I'm somewhat risen from the grave, quarantine brings purpose, but better of all quarantine brings business.
I hope you've all been keeping well.
Rules remain as usual for the establishment, behave yourselves and enjoy yourselves. Stock images are the preferred form of art.
Come one and come all
To The Grand(er) Reopening (again) of OT!Bar.
Finally! I'd like some of that nine-nine/¢
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abraker wrote:
Finally! I'd like some of that nine-nine/¢
Your 99 cents have been ordered. In the meantime enjoy a complimentary bowl of peanuts
abraker wrote:
ftfy.
Have some decency, its a public place smh.
thanks flan
Trashipitus is a contagious disease
Trashipitus is a contagious disease
Topic Starter
roshan117 wrote:
a monster plez
Your monster beverage, sir.
Also yeah please social distance in my bar. If you cough I ain't serving ye
oi were pets allowed in here?
I am not a pet. Was a regular here a while back.
so wildlife is allowed?
I'd like to order a song called "I want it that way" by the Backstreet boys sung by ROS abraker.
Topic Starter
Pets of a REASONABLE size are allowed in, provided they are behaved.
Guide dogs allowed in regardless of size.
One apple juice coming right up
I'm a bartender not a miracle worker.
Guide dogs allowed in regardless of size.
FelicianoGasai wrote:
Im a minor can i get some apple juice pretty please
One apple juice coming right up
Tad Fibonacci wrote:
I'd like to order a song called "I want it that way" by the Backstreet boys sung by ROS abraker.
I'm a bartender not a miracle worker.
I am still expecting my 99 cents.
Do you serve food here as well?