*** Blitzfrog returns. The key she holds is labeled "SOLVTION" in bright, romanized letters. ***
"We both know, my dear, that the dead will only turn restless when you lock the nether realm. One can not kill that which has no life."
*** dkun sits in his throne, cross-armed, and staring cross-eyed at the document she had proffered him. ***
"What do you propose, then? And what am I looking at?"
"A talisman. A ward used to fend off death, but not the dead. I found it fitting, here, to use as stationary."
"Then I assume these scribblings are you idea of rules, my liege?"
*** Blitzfrog giggles childishly. ***
*** dkun gets up, and stabs the talisman with his glaive, pinning it to the wall in the same swing. ***
"Listen up, you lot. Things are going to change around here now. Deal with it."
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Welcome to the new ITT thread, the third in a line of threads that does not get to page 1000 for fear of excessive shitposting. We have a new rule in place. Only one. Listen closely:
I want you guys to rediscover Off-Topic. If you have something of any use to say, why post it in Off-Topic? I think that's stupid, wouldn't you agree?
You may start acting tough now.
"We both know, my dear, that the dead will only turn restless when you lock the nether realm. One can not kill that which has no life."
*** dkun sits in his throne, cross-armed, and staring cross-eyed at the document she had proffered him. ***
"What do you propose, then? And what am I looking at?"
"A talisman. A ward used to fend off death, but not the dead. I found it fitting, here, to use as stationary."
"Then I assume these scribblings are you idea of rules, my liege?"
*** Blitzfrog giggles childishly. ***
*** dkun gets up, and stabs the talisman with his glaive, pinning it to the wall in the same swing. ***
"Listen up, you lot. Things are going to change around here now. Deal with it."
❧
Welcome to the new ITT thread, the third in a line of threads that does not get to page 1000 for fear of excessive shitposting. We have a new rule in place. Only one. Listen closely:
That which you post
must be of utter no use
I want you guys to rediscover Off-Topic. If you have something of any use to say, why post it in Off-Topic? I think that's stupid, wouldn't you agree?
You may start acting tough now.
