I am cheap and unoriginal, thus I will reply just the same exact way FisHie did.
Thank you Corin, silmarilen, LaVolpe024, dkun, Kyonko-chan, Shellghost, Mianki, -Athena-, jjrocks, sephwin, boat, OzzyOzrock, Rantai, FisHie, UnderminE, iMercurial and last but not least LunaticMara who made the most MLG birthday storyboard ever.
As for birthday presents, I got a T-Shirt, a new wristwatch, and an iPhone 4S. I'll also get a MacBook Pro 13' sometime later. Will take pictures before thread's locked.