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abraker
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A-Breaking Laboratory's smartest idiots have decided to compete with what we can only call "the latest corny fiasco". However we quickly realized we are not an agriculture company but a brainculture company, where we find the hardest solutions to the easiest problems. As a result, compete we cannot unless we want to successfully fail, which is not standard procedure if running the lab is what we desire to continue doing. Yet it so happens that CornCo™ and EuphoCorn! are two products that lack a convenient outlet for the dear denizens of OT, less so the rest of osu! land. So we are proud to announce the final release of the second iteration of abraker's ye corn thread, this time under A-Breaking Laboratory's ownership.


Welcome fellow denizen, travelers, and others! We have the finest corn produce in OT!



We have CornCo™ here: https://osu.ppy.sh/forum/t/969795

We have EuphoCorn! here: https://osu.ppy.sh/forum/t/970046

Please don't be shy, step right up! Post which corn you want and we will get you the finest corns you can possibly desire! For fellow denizens who get foreigners to come buy corn we will give you special discount 20% off!!!! So get your friends here and munching on them co-cor-cobobs
(try saying that fast with a mouthful of corn)!
levesterz
Bunnicorn
samX500
EuphoCorn! is happy to anounce it's partnership with A-Breaking Laboratory!

We believe that with the expertise in corn of EuphoCorn! and the science of A-Breaking Laboratory, we will be able to provide our dear customer we the finest corn.

Please do refer to the A-Breaking Laboratory's official statement to find an EuphoCorn! store near you!
Tad Fibonacci
You forgot to link this, abraker.

http://corn-hub.blogspot.com/?m=1
Sosteneshion
What about popcorn?
Topic Starter
abraker
I wasnt even aware cornhub is a thing
TeeArctic1

Sosteneshion wrote:

What about popcorn?


Ah, our famous musician Pop-Corn, we at CornCO will soon enough arrange for a concert to be held in celebration of our newly established partnership with A-breaking Laboratories.

Meanwhile, why not enjoy your complimentary biologically engineered CornDog now complete with surveillance cameras, as a gift from us at CornCO to you, our favourite customer.

Enjoy your stay at CornCO!
Tad Fibonacci

abraker wrote:

I wasnt even aware cornhub is a thing


Are you sure about that?

Topic Starter
abraker
after confirming with A-Breaking Laboratory personnel I found out that you just undid a one million OT!Buck procedure to delete that from my fucking brain.
Tad Fibonacci

abraker wrote:

after confirming with A-Breaking Laboratory personnel I found out that you just undid a one million OT!Buck procedure to delete that from my fucking brain.


You're welcome.
Topic Starter
abraker
;-;
Sosteneshion

TeeArctic1 wrote:

Enjoy your stay at CornCO!


ty sir
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