AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:
Not to brag or sth but I had sex with 20 girls already :^)
and probably contracted 20 stds :^)
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I lost my virginity a few days ago and need to talk about it.
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and probably contracted 20 stds :^)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:
johnmedina999 wrote:
I knew this was a joke. Everyone in OT is a permavirgin, this is a fact.
Not to brag or sth but I had sex with 20 girls already :^)
bragging about his 1 inch dck tsk tsk
Unpredictable wrote:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:
Not to brag or sth but I had sex with 20 girls already :^)
and probably contracted 20 stds :^)
that's quite a lot of semi-truck disasters.
johnmedina999 wrote:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:
Not to brag or sth but I had sex with 20 girls already :^)
Your centaur dakimakuras don't count.
Frick
ok so when you know it's not going to be fucked dishonesty tho?
you don't, and that's the beauty of it 
you can get fucked dishonestly when the person u got fucked by has their fingers crossed behind their back. but like c it'd b difficult to pinpoint the exact finger angles considering it's behind the person's back, in which case you'd need to come up with some sort of tactic to uncover such a mystery.
can't you figure it out by just looking at their toes? Like what's the difference?
some people are skilled enough to not cross their toes whilst crossing their fingies. it's some crazy stuff. i'm thinking about writing a book about it.
but what about the sitting pretzel effect?
well first of all it'd be preferable to not succumb to the attractiveness that the tantalizing power of the sitting pretzel effect emits since the sitting pretzel effect provides an irreversible negative effect if you were to overuse it. i am of course talking about the fact that you yourself could become a pretzel. no one will recognize you and you will most likely be mistaken for a regular pretzel and be VORED. as such, i highly recommend you and anyone else reading this to avoid it. if you decide to receive such an effect, don't come wheeling over to me once you complete your delicious transformation.
wait how does one acquire this power
despite all i've told you, you still wish to know? hmmph.. you fool..
very well then, i shall explain to you the necessary procedure to allow you to conjure up the power you seek. but be warned, acquiring such power is almost as dangerous as using it. you must go out and consume as many pretzels as you possibly can; i'd estimate that eating around 1 million a day for 3 months should suffice. however, most don't have a body capable of sustaining such a large amount of pretzel consumption. As the saying goes.. "You are what you eat". Many have lost themselves and slowly deteriorated into the very pretzels they sought to harness. but if you're able to overcome the daunting task, the power shall be yours...
good luck my child.
very well then, i shall explain to you the necessary procedure to allow you to conjure up the power you seek. but be warned, acquiring such power is almost as dangerous as using it. you must go out and consume as many pretzels as you possibly can; i'd estimate that eating around 1 million a day for 3 months should suffice. however, most don't have a body capable of sustaining such a large amount of pretzel consumption. As the saying goes.. "You are what you eat". Many have lost themselves and slowly deteriorated into the very pretzels they sought to harness. but if you're able to overcome the daunting task, the power shall be yours...
good luck my child.
mmmmmmm 1 million a day for 3 months is 90 million pretzels. Can't I just down them all at once?
many have tried, but none have succeeded.
i highly advise against it unless you're hoping for a pretzel-filled demise.
i highly advise against it unless you're hoping for a pretzel-filled demise.
Oh forgive me the gods of physics for what I am about to do....
may the gods of physics have mercy on your foolish soul...
abraker: *eats 9E7 pretzels*
Gods of Physics:
Gods of Physics:
HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IM NOT EVEN A PRETZEL >_< !!!!!!!!!!!
abraker be like 
escape is all i need and don't need right now... this is one reason why i think so
The word fuck was originally Norwegian 
til, but that still doesnt unfuck me