I lost my virginity a few days ago and need to talk about it.

Ashton

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Ashton 2019-10-11T00:02:22+00:00

One of the reasons I didn’t want to continue my diary was because of this incident.

I lost my vi-haha SIKE suckers I just wanted some tea!

DONT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS UNTIL YOU ARE READY!! MAKE SURE THEY ARE APPROPRIATE!! IF YOU CHOOSE TO HAVE SEX WEAR PROTECTION AND TAKE SAFETY PRECAUTIONS!!

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abraker 2019-10-11T00:04:11+00:00

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And screenshot for extra measure

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Ashton 2019-10-11T00:04:38+00:00

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Unpredictable 2019-10-11T00:04:44+00:00

the madman. a virginity PSA.

bottomless pit

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Meah 2019-10-11T00:25:47+00:00

Dude, you'll reach 90 y.o and still not lose it

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abraker 2019-10-11T00:31:35+00:00

holy shit there is really no undo button

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Tad Fibonacci 2019-10-11T00:57:18+00:00

Ashton's evolving his click baits.

Feuer! Sperrfeuer! Los!
Achtung! Deckung! Hinlegen! Halt!

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abraker 2019-10-11T01:19:13+00:00

Nothing is gonna beat my april first click bait

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Achromalia 2019-10-11T02:24:31+00:00

i approve of this PSA. thank you for your service.

if imagination were made manifest...

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johnmedina999 2019-10-11T02:31:53+00:00

I knew this was a joke. Everyone in OT is a permavirgin, this is a fact.

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keremaru 2019-10-11T02:36:49+00:00

this is a bait 1/1 gamer moment

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 2019-10-11T02:36:59+00:00

johnmedina999 wrote:
I knew this was a joke. Everyone in OT is a permavirgin, this is a fact.

Not to brag or sth but I had sex with 20 girls already :^)

Your local friendly teletubby

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abraker 2019-10-11T02:39:09+00:00

^ really a monster

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johnmedina999 2019-10-11T02:52:23+00:00

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:
Not to brag or sth but I had sex with 20 girls already :^)

Your centaur dakimakuras don't count.

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Unpredictable 2019-10-11T02:55:24+00:00

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:
Not to brag or sth but I had sex with 20 girls already :^)

and probably contracted 20 stds :^)

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Meah 2019-10-11T02:56:12+00:00

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:
johnmedina999 wrote:
I knew this was a joke. Everyone in OT is a permavirgin, this is a fact.

Not to brag or sth but I had sex with 20 girls already :^)

bragging about his 1 inch dck tsk tsk

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Achromalia 2019-10-11T02:56:17+00:00

Unpredictable wrote:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:
Not to brag or sth but I had sex with 20 girls already :^)

and probably contracted 20 stds :^)

that's quite a lot of semi-truck disasters.

if imagination were made manifest...

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 2019-10-11T02:57:00+00:00

johnmedina999 wrote:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:
Not to brag or sth but I had sex with 20 girls already :^)

Your centaur dakimakuras don't count.

Frick

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Westonini 2019-10-11T02:57:23+00:00

:^) get fucked honestly

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abraker 2019-10-11T02:58:14+00:00

ok so when you know it's not going to be fucked dishonesty tho?

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 2019-10-11T03:00:28+00:00

you don't, and that's the beauty of it

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Westonini 2019-10-11T03:01:49+00:00

you can get fucked dishonestly when the person u got fucked by has their fingers crossed behind their back. but like c it'd b difficult to pinpoint the exact finger angles considering it's behind the person's back, in which case you'd need to come up with some sort of tactic to uncover such a mystery.

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abraker 2019-10-11T03:02:48+00:00

can't you figure it out by just looking at their toes? Like what's the difference?

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Westonini 2019-10-11T03:04:17+00:00

some people are skilled enough to not cross their toes whilst crossing their fingies. it's some crazy stuff. i'm thinking about writing a book about it.

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abraker 2019-10-11T03:05:04+00:00

but what about the sitting pretzel effect?

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Westonini 2019-10-11T03:11:54+00:00

well first of all it'd be preferable to not succumb to the attractiveness that the tantalizing power of the sitting pretzel effect emits since the sitting pretzel effect provides an irreversible negative effect if you were to overuse it. i am of course talking about the fact that you yourself could become a pretzel. no one will recognize you and you will most likely be mistaken for a regular pretzel and be VORED. as such, i highly recommend you and anyone else reading this to avoid it. if you decide to receive such an effect, don't come wheeling over to me once you complete your delicious transformation.

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I lost my virginity a few days ago and need to talk about it.

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