I'll rate it out of 5 best joke gets a month supporter <3
(Results and supporter gave away on 4th of October)
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okokok so there's sodium and potassium
potassium asks sodium, "you want to join the banana club?"
but sodium responds, "Na"
so potassium responds, "K"
potassium asks sodium, "you want to join the banana club?"
but sodium responds, "Na"
so potassium responds, "K"
So I open up a thread and see a challenge to make a joke. Well I contemplate for a bit, think of something witty, you know another one of those yo mamma has a knock knock or whatever them call it. Then I see you have sold your soul to peppy or stole a credit card, maybe both, but maybe I can roast you into a joke then. Enter your profile and we got into serious problem - you don't have an about me! section. That's a joke, right?
Did you know that joke stands for
Joke
Occasionally
Kills
People
Which it happened to me after I read these joke
Joke
Occasionally
Kills
People
Which it happened to me after I read these joke
Everything has an end.
Except for sausages, they have two.
Except for sausages, they have two.
Topic Starter
Nate Bait: 4/5 I love a good science joke
Meah: 2/5 haha look funny politic haha
SamX500:3/5 Understandable but don't relate
abraker:3/5 Tbh idk how to do it properly.
levesters:4/5 Self deprecating humour is always good.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:3/5 Yes I did.
Tad Fibonacci: 3/5 Very true.
Meah: 2/5 haha look funny politic haha
SamX500:3/5 Understandable but don't relate
abraker:3/5 Tbh idk how to do it properly.
levesters:4/5 Self deprecating humour is always good.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:3/5 Yes I did.
Tad Fibonacci: 3/5 Very true.
aight imma watch boku no piko then
my pp count is a joke anyway
my pp count is a joke anyway
your pp scores
Why shouldn't you play hide and seek at an airport?
You're always hiding in plane sight
You're always hiding in plane sight
Topic Starter
pcmaster_race:3/5 Boku No Piko is a big Yikes bro.
Ashton: 4/5 Word play nice
Westonini: 3.5/5 Heard before but still good.
[Ska]: 3/5 UH oh stinky
ColdTooth: 4/5 Cant disagree
TeeArtic: 4/5 Good word play nice.
Ashton: 4/5 Word play nice
Westonini: 3.5/5 Heard before but still good.
[Ska]: 3/5 UH oh stinky
ColdTooth: 4/5 Cant disagree
TeeArtic: 4/5 Good word play nice.
You can’t say that Hitler was bad through and through. He did kill Hitler, after all.
What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his truck?
I can't find my truck
I can't find my truck
Look at me, I'm now the joke of this thread
when should students learn the periodic table?
> in elementary school.
what's the spiciest yet coldest country in the world?
> Chile.
EDIT: ok so there's these two drug dealers, selling some drugs and stuff. but they noticed a police groups scanning their surroundings, so the dealers talked:
dealer 1: "hey, the police might catch us"
dealer 2: "...so?"
dealer 1: "i think weed better leave."
dealer 2, confused, said: "very funny...we're making great sales right now! you always crack me up."
dealer 1: "no, i actually meth it. we may get caught. let's hide somewherr before we start cocaine up a scene."
they left their main premises, but unfortunately their backup location was undergoing inspection by the police.
just a quick note: i do not do drugs. also please don't do drugs.
> in elementary school.
what's the spiciest yet coldest country in the world?
> Chile.
EDIT: ok so there's these two drug dealers, selling some drugs and stuff. but they noticed a police groups scanning their surroundings, so the dealers talked:
dealer 1: "hey, the police might catch us"
dealer 2: "...so?"
dealer 1: "i think weed better leave."
dealer 2, confused, said: "very funny...we're making great sales right now! you always crack me up."
dealer 1: "no, i actually meth it. we may get caught. let's hide somewherr before we start cocaine up a scene."
they left their main premises, but unfortunately their backup location was undergoing inspection by the police.
just a quick note: i do not do drugs. also please don't do drugs.
What do you get when you tie all these posts together?
> A thread
> A thread
Ashton
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Tad Fibonacci: 2/5 cmon dude.
Ashton 1st: 4/5 nice
Ashton 2nd: 4/5 keep it up
TeeArctic1:3/5 sometimes obvious is funny
abraker 1st: Self deprecating humour is nice
abraker 2nd: 3/5 well you're not wrong.
Nate Bait:4.5/5 yo keep these up you're winning ATM<3
Ashton 1st: 4/5 nice
Ashton 2nd: 4/5 keep it up
TeeArctic1:3/5 sometimes obvious is funny
abraker 1st: Self deprecating humour is nice
abraker 2nd: 3/5 well you're not wrong.
Nate Bait:4.5/5 yo keep these up you're winning ATM<3
Public-Sama wrote:
Nate Bait:4.5/5 yo keep these up you're winning ATM<3
really? thank you, but you can give supporter to someone else if you want, i don't mind, i kinda did these for fun xD
though, here's some more puns to keep entertainment
What do you call a fake phone?
> A phony.
Did you hear about the redwoods that performed in the musical?
> They were in a tree-o.
What do you call a fake phone?
> A phony.
Did you hear about the redwoods that performed in the musical?
> They were in a tree-o.
I can be punny too >_<
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
My hearth has emptiness in it.
Because it is made out of atoms and there is emptiness between and inside every atoms.
Because it is made out of atoms and there is emptiness between and inside every atoms.
Ashton