Jokes lmao

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conical3
#1 i have a joke about socks, but it really SOCKS

#2 what did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? the cold shoulder

#3 a guy walks into a bar, and passes out. why? because it was a METAL BAR

#4 two scientists walk into a bar, the first one says "ill have some h2o" the second one says "ill have some h2o too" the second one dies

Please post your best jokes here too!
pentaqola
are you a single dad?
KajTorvaldGrey
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
vinnicci


loooooool
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://osu.ppy.sh/community/forums/topics/934897

This thread, and all the dad jokes that come with it
Serraionga

conical3 wrote:

Please post your best jokes here too!
this thread
samX500
I love myself
Rebmare
off-topic
abraker
What does OP have in common with this thread? Both are out of lock.
Nate Bait
Where should children learn the periodic table? Elementary school.

*What do hungry clocks do during dinner? They go for seconds.

What's a common way Pokemon say hi? Pikachu.

* = disclaimer not mine but i figured it's quite a funny one
Westonini
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levesterz
Achromalia
what did the skeleton say when he found a thread of jokes?

"i wish these were a little funnier."
levesterz
Yes
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No
levesterz
ColdTooth

conical3 wrote:

Please post your best jokes here too!
i got a good one, ready?

you
Serraionga
xD
abraker
hahahahah you so funny haahahah
Westonini
bofa deez nuts 😂😂😂 GOTTEM HAHA!

get fucked tbh
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