"One up" the person above you

samX500

Joined January 2018

Topic Starter

samX500 2019-07-15T16:00:03+00:00

The rule of this game are simple. The person above will make a statement, it can be real or fictional, and you need to one up that statement and then make your own for the person bellow

Example

Person 1: I swam over a river
Person 2: I swam over a lake, I own a million dollar car
Person 3: I own a million million dollar car,...

I have no one to one up so I will just make a statement.

I have just made a thread.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Beatmap Nominator

923 posts

Joined April 2016

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 2019-07-15T16:04:54+00:00

I have just made 2 threads

I built a house

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Achromalia

213 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2019-07-15T16:25:04+00:00

I've built a variety of houses, bridges, stores, and supermarkets (in Minecraft).

I also met David Garibaldi and hung around in his little art studio once last year, back when he had his "Creator X" event.

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if imagination were made manifest...

Tad Fibonacci

107 posts

Joined August 2015

Tad Fibonacci 2019-07-15T16:25:31+00:00

I am the bone of my threads
Shitpost is my body and memes is my blood
I have created over a thousand threads
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood pain to create many threads
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Shitpost Works.

- - -

I am the bone of my house.
Steel is my body and concrete is my blood.
I have created over a thousand houses.
Unaware of loss,
Nor aware of gain.
Withstood pain to create homes, waiting for one’s arrival.
I have no regrets. This is the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Building Works.

Feuer! Sperrfeuer! Los!
Achtung! Deckung! Hinlegen! Halt!

Achromalia

213 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2019-07-15T16:30:49+00:00

I am the king of die.
Bones are my body and preservatives are my blood.
I have created over a thousand songs.
Unknown to Animals,
Nor known to Hominids.
Withstood the void itself to create meaning.
I have no skin. This is the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Bonezone Works.

I may or may not have broken several pairs of headphones.

if imagination were made manifest...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Beatmap Nominator

923 posts

Joined April 2016

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 2019-07-15T16:36:01+00:00

I have definitely broken one side of a couple hundred pairs of headphones

I go on an adventure

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Tad Fibonacci

107 posts

Joined August 2015

Tad Fibonacci 2019-07-15T16:37:24+00:00

I have 4000 hours in Skyrim.

Feuer! Sperrfeuer! Los!
Achtung! Deckung! Hinlegen! Halt!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Beatmap Nominator

923 posts

Joined April 2016

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 2019-07-15T16:43:06+00:00

I have 4000 hours in real life

I eat some steak

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Achromalia

213 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2019-07-15T17:15:38+00:00

I stake my eats.

I also die in my spare time.

if imagination were made manifest...

Tad Fibonacci

107 posts

Joined August 2015

Tad Fibonacci 2019-07-15T17:16:52+00:00

You die in your spare time? Hah!

I have zero deaths.

Feuer! Sperrfeuer! Los!
Achtung! Deckung! Hinlegen! Halt!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Beatmap Nominator

923 posts

Joined April 2016

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 2019-07-15T17:45:32+00:00

I killed death

I jump

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samX500

54 posts

Joined January 2018

Topic Starter

samX500 2019-07-15T17:59:13+00:00

I jumped to the moon.

I swallowed an entire melon.

subbie6

15 posts

Joined March 2017

subbie6 2019-07-16T10:57:47+00:00

My cow jumped over the moon.

I've swallowed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Beatmap Nominator

923 posts

Joined April 2016

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 2019-07-16T13:16:34+00:00

I’ve swallowed a pack of battery

I kill a man

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samX500

54 posts

Joined January 2018

Topic Starter

samX500 2019-07-16T14:40:18+00:00

I've caused a genocide.

I can control the space time continum.

Achromalia

213 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2019-07-16T15:14:54+00:00

I can distort and manipulate the space-time continuum.

I can cause the multiverse to implode at will.

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keremaru

217 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2019-07-16T17:24:01+00:00

i can cause you to implode at will

i'm a better oberon main than you

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samX500

54 posts

Joined January 2018

Topic Starter

samX500 2019-07-16T18:32:33+00:00

I main every character better you.

I can fight a bear with only my bare hand.

captainmilk

105 posts

Joined April 2015

captainmilk 2019-07-16T19:31:01+00:00

I can fight a bear only using my mind

I can beat anyone at rock, paper, scissors

keremaru

217 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2019-07-16T21:11:22+00:00

i can beat anyone with a piece of paper

edit: i got 20 consecutive kills on a support character

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Achromalia

213 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2019-07-16T21:33:43+00:00

i got 20 consecutive e-sport trophies on a support character.

i made an entire drumpack using only sine waves.

if imagination were made manifest...

samX500

54 posts

Joined January 2018

Topic Starter

samX500 2019-07-17T19:08:56+00:00

I made an entire drumpack using only taylor series.

I have over 700 hours of play on the binding of Isaac

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Beatmap Nominator

923 posts

Joined April 2016

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 2019-07-17T19:34:34+00:00

I have over 700 hours of playing binding of isaac: repentance
Binding of isaac is such a good game tho

I beat osu

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samX500

54 posts

Joined January 2018

Topic Starter

samX500 2019-07-17T20:08:53+00:00

I finished osu!lazer and beaten that.

I am still pure from the thots.

Ashton

Ashton 2019-07-17T20:13:04+00:00

I am pure from the thots and haven’t my first kiss yet.

keremaru

217 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2019-07-18T01:54:33+00:00

i'm still pure from engaging in a conversation with an outside-of-family female

i'm left handed

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Kyomaku

246 posts

Joined September 2011

Kyomaku 2019-07-18T12:52:17+00:00

I'm right handed. (it's sad that that is actually an advantage, not biologically, but the world is unfair)

I have completed 439 animes thus far.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Beatmap Nominator

923 posts

Joined April 2016

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 2019-07-18T12:54:26+00:00

I have completed 439 light novels thus far.

I want to watch the world burn

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Achromalia

213 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2019-07-18T13:28:19+00:00

I want to be the dying arson from which the world burns.

I've posted shitposts post-shitpost shitposter posters, shitposting shitty posted posters.

if imagination were made manifest...

Tad Fibonacci

107 posts

Joined August 2015

Tad Fibonacci 2019-07-18T13:30:23+00:00

Tad Fibonacci wrote:
I am the bone of my threads
Shitpost is my body and memes is my blood
I have created over a thousand threads
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood pain to create many threads
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Shitpost Works.

I wanna be the very best.

Feuer! Sperrfeuer! Los!
Achtung! Deckung! Hinlegen! Halt!

Achromalia

213 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2019-07-18T13:46:25+00:00

--...like none of you ever were! >:3

Only sleeping for one hour.

if imagination were made manifest...

keremaru

217 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2019-07-18T15:29:19+00:00