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Net-Nue
if anime physics were real... i would like to play SAO xD

and some bouncy bouncy things
EmixX_old

superch00b wrote:

Not to mention the bouncy bouncy

I would so enjoy that :D
TheMojdak
Well i don't know much about anime physics but if anime biology was real then pretty much all men would die when they hit puberty from brain hemorrhage. Well i guess that can be included in anime physics in a way...

Professor Prinny
I guess the bouncy bouncy is one of the more popular anime physics.
Too bad life isn't an anime... *cries in a corner*
mnh48
If Anime Physics Were Real...

Then the Earth is unsafe??
(I watch AKB0048)
I must go to Akibastar.. :P
SigLogicalMaxiss
Long Hair would be possible and everything won't be so heavy
Elancia
i would play a VRMMORPG game all day and night
Iciale
I would get my life saved from grim situations at the most convenient times all day everyday.
bentyhunter
Two words:jiggle physics
Nostalgia
The ratio of attractive women to typical guys would be 4:1.
she_old

those wrote:

It'd be cool, since people wouldn't die even if they were killed.
FrzR
Get beat up so much. And just recover in like 5 seconds. XD


(Sora no Otoshimono)
Apex_old
There is a reason I never watch unrealistic anime with bad storyline, and full of menaningless action.
EmixX_old

Apex wrote:

There is a reason I never watch unrealistic anime with bad storyline, and full of menaningless action.
you wanna tell me every anime you watched was realistic? cant imagine that even if theres no action involved.
mathexpert

EmixX wrote:

Apex wrote:

There is a reason I never watch unrealistic anime with bad storyline, and full of menaningless action.
you wanna tell me every anime you watched was realistic? cant imagine that even if theres no action involved.
lol yeah, because in real life, there are ninjas fighting with scrolls and crazy hand gestures. They also turn into naked ladies
The most realistic animes are, objectively, slice of life animes. I'm talking stuff like K-ON!, Lucky Star, Hidamari Sketch, etc. Although, I don't Apex was talking about these animes; just like real life, these animes often have no real, straightfoward plot.
blissfulyoshi
Since we need more math behind our physics http://anime.scripts.mit.edu/miteiru/a- ... -analysis/
EmixX_old
lol yeah, because in real life, there are ninjas fighting with scrolls and crazy hand gestures. They also turn into naked ladies
The most realistic animes are, objectively, slice of life animes. I'm talking stuff like K-ON!, Lucky Star, Hidamari Sketch, etc. Although, I don't Apex was talking about these animes; just like real life, these animes often have no real, straightfoward plot.
mh totally forgot about those. my bad
Faust
Apex too elite for us.
bmin11
I would have to hate movies if unrealism is a problem
Apex_old

mathexpert9981 wrote:

lol yeah, because in real life, there are ninjas fighting with scrolls and crazy hand gestures. They also turn into naked ladies
The most realistic animes are, objectively, slice of life animes. I'm talking stuff like K-ON!, Lucky Star, Hidamari Sketch, etc. Although, I don't Apex was talking about these animes; just like real life, these animes often have no real, straightfoward plot.
Why I don't watch it:
1. Repetitive after a few episodes.(Hero kills cannon fodder, hero kills this seemingly invincible villain, *yawns*)
2. No real value except entertainment.(You can watch some, but never to excess)
3. The protagonist is concerned with way too much things and hard to keep them on track and in mind.
4. The author only did it to get money and attention.(e.g. Twilight by Stephanie Meyer)
5. Bad animes are degrading much more.
EmixX_old
Why I don't watch it:
1. Repetitive after a few episodes.(Hero kills cannon fodder, hero kills this seemingly invincible villain, *yawns*)
2. No real value except entertainment.(You can watch some, but never to excess)
3. Induces psychosis(loss of contact with reality) and psychopathy(no sympathy, destructive, hatred)(A Chinese student bought a notebook similar to Death Note and wrote the people he hate in it).
4. The protagonist is concerned with way too much things and hard to keep them on track and in mind.
5. The author only did it to get money and attention.(e.g. Twilight by Stephanie Meyer)
6. Bad animes are degrading much more.
ok now its getting ridiculous.
i dont watch things like naruto or bleach cause its like you said in 1 and 2 but i cant agree with point 3. its like saying video games provoke violence. just because some consumers do shit doesnt mean everyone is like that. those people are sick in the head to begin with.
you should think about how many otakus dont make death notes even though they like action oriented anime or how many gamers dont shoot people.
Apex_old

EmixX wrote:

3. Induces psychosis(loss of contact with reality) and psychopathy(no sympathy, destructive, hatred)(A Chinese student bought a notebook similar to Death Note and wrote the people he hate in it).
ok now its getting ridiculous.
i dont watch things like naruto or bleach cause its like you said in 1 and 2 but i cant agree with point 3. its like saying video games provoke violence. just because some consumers do shit doesnt mean everyone is like that. those people are sick in the head to begin with.
you should think about how many otakus dont make death notes even though they like action oriented anime or how many gamers dont shoot people.
Sorry, because I got psychosis for a week or so after playing Ib.

Point removed.
Yafutsufa
if anime physics real and mixing in 1 world..... just what`s the world gonna become??? too scared for imagining it DX
BoKeR_FM

_Ryohei_ wrote:

Ah, immortal hairstyles. That would be nice xD
Greattt...
Ceph23
So is nobody gonna talk about the insane body proportions? Okay then.
Oinari-sama

Ceph23 wrote:

So is nobody gonna talk about the insane body proportions? Okay then.
Already real

When will they make an anime with a plastic surgeon as protagonist...
Mamoru Senpai
Changing my haircolor just with raging would be so awesome.
Ryu Sei
Heterochromia wasn't heterochromia anymore.
Each feeling has its own eye color.
DX5536

those wrote:

It'd be cool, since people wouldn't die even if they were killed.
You want god to leaves this world so everyone's walking dead ?
from Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi
Senpoii
Hey guys, we will need to find loopholes for all the inconvenient glory beam, inverted physics, misplaced object, two-stage object, and steam censorships....
Ceph23

Ilfri wrote:

Hey guys, we will need to find loopholes for all the inconvenient glory beam, inverted physics, misplaced object, two-stage object, and steam censorships....
These thing are the bane of my existence and I support this movement.
AmberLynx
Oinari-sama

salted_nuts wrote:

That is so.... mesmerising....
FireFoxZX
if anime physics were real ID BBREAK THAT ILLUSION OF YOURS WITH MY IMAGINE BREAKER
Kisetsunotori

FireFoxZX wrote:

if anime physics were real ID BBREAK THAT ILLUSION OF YOURS WITH MY IMAGINE BREAKER
LOL
Mofu kun
i want ahoge.
kirueggy
yay more infinite stratos for me
FireFoxZX
building jumps :3
Critical Dude
If anime physics were real then "the world would end with you".
RedRain
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