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The Ribbon Red

superch00b wrote:

Does that also include rainbows? :3
My god...


There is also golden.
Hocker_Zocker
it would be really stupid xD
iSwiftye
If anime physics were real... Hmm, Then Accel World would bring hope to short, fat people. No offense to short, fat people.
The Ribbon Red

Hocker_Zocker wrote:

it would be really stupid xD
No.

The Ribbon Red wrote:

...It'd be fun to learn physics.
California

The Ribbon Red wrote:

superch00b wrote:

Does that also include rainbows? :3
My god...


There is also golden.
the only colors you can use are red, blue, purple, and gold
The Ribbon Red

-hys wrote:

the only colors you can use are red, blue, purple, and gold
Only the ones who know the truth are able to use gold.

And yes, I do know the truth.

I could easily change my words anytime. Though I don't prefer blue that much since you have to put a lot into it.
Dafydd

Giganscudo wrote:

I would love to see a 52.8 billion light years tall mecha with a drill that can pierce the heavens.
and galaxies that could be thrown like plates
Moriya Suwako
Then some Anime will be interesting absolutely...
But actually nearly half of Anime's physics are real
Katze

The Ribbon Red wrote:

And yes, I do know the truth.
You are speaking the red truth~
The Ribbon Red

kathi wrote:

The Ribbon Red wrote:

And yes, I do know the truth.
You are speaking the red truth~
Fixed.

I gave you the permission to speak red truth. Use it wisely.
EmixX_old
Imagine the amount of blood we would have...gorgeous
The Ribbon Red

EmixX wrote:

Imagine the amount of blood we would have...gorgeous
I heard you like blood...

Me too.
Pesca_old
Bleach, Damn...
MrsNana
It would be so cooool *-*
The Ribbon Red

Pesca wrote:

Bleach, Damn...
Bleach creates stains on my shirt.
Octane

Lance wrote:


Boob physics.
Kinda NSFW.
This, I want this.
Net-Nue

The Ribbon Red wrote:

If anime physics were real...

SPOILER
...Newton failed.
and ...all formulas of physics would be different.
AlteredMoon
hmm if Anime Physics were real then I'll have my own Harem yay! *drools*
Topic Starter
superch00b
Not to mention the bouncy bouncy
Net-Nue
if anime physics were real... i would like to play SAO xD

and some bouncy bouncy things
EmixX_old

superch00b wrote:

Not to mention the bouncy bouncy

I would so enjoy that :D
TheMojdak
Well i don't know much about anime physics but if anime biology was real then pretty much all men would die when they hit puberty from brain hemorrhage. Well i guess that can be included in anime physics in a way...

Professor Prinny
I guess the bouncy bouncy is one of the more popular anime physics.
Too bad life isn't an anime... *cries in a corner*
mnh48
If Anime Physics Were Real...

Then the Earth is unsafe??
(I watch AKB0048)
I must go to Akibastar.. :P
SigLogicalMaxiss
Long Hair would be possible and everything won't be so heavy
Elancia
i would play a VRMMORPG game all day and night
Iciale
I would get my life saved from grim situations at the most convenient times all day everyday.
bentyhunter
Two words:jiggle physics
Nostalgia
The ratio of attractive women to typical guys would be 4:1.
she_old

those wrote:

It'd be cool, since people wouldn't die even if they were killed.
FrzR
Get beat up so much. And just recover in like 5 seconds. XD


(Sora no Otoshimono)
Apex_old
There is a reason I never watch unrealistic anime with bad storyline, and full of menaningless action.
EmixX_old

Apex wrote:

There is a reason I never watch unrealistic anime with bad storyline, and full of menaningless action.
you wanna tell me every anime you watched was realistic? cant imagine that even if theres no action involved.
mathexpert

EmixX wrote:

Apex wrote:

There is a reason I never watch unrealistic anime with bad storyline, and full of menaningless action.
you wanna tell me every anime you watched was realistic? cant imagine that even if theres no action involved.
lol yeah, because in real life, there are ninjas fighting with scrolls and crazy hand gestures. They also turn into naked ladies
The most realistic animes are, objectively, slice of life animes. I'm talking stuff like K-ON!, Lucky Star, Hidamari Sketch, etc. Although, I don't Apex was talking about these animes; just like real life, these animes often have no real, straightfoward plot.
blissfulyoshi
Since we need more math behind our physics http://anime.scripts.mit.edu/miteiru/a- ... -analysis/
EmixX_old
lol yeah, because in real life, there are ninjas fighting with scrolls and crazy hand gestures. They also turn into naked ladies
The most realistic animes are, objectively, slice of life animes. I'm talking stuff like K-ON!, Lucky Star, Hidamari Sketch, etc. Although, I don't Apex was talking about these animes; just like real life, these animes often have no real, straightfoward plot.
mh totally forgot about those. my bad
Faust
Apex too elite for us.
bmin11
I would have to hate movies if unrealism is a problem
Apex_old

mathexpert9981 wrote:

lol yeah, because in real life, there are ninjas fighting with scrolls and crazy hand gestures. They also turn into naked ladies
The most realistic animes are, objectively, slice of life animes. I'm talking stuff like K-ON!, Lucky Star, Hidamari Sketch, etc. Although, I don't Apex was talking about these animes; just like real life, these animes often have no real, straightfoward plot.
Why I don't watch it:
1. Repetitive after a few episodes.(Hero kills cannon fodder, hero kills this seemingly invincible villain, *yawns*)
2. No real value except entertainment.(You can watch some, but never to excess)
3. The protagonist is concerned with way too much things and hard to keep them on track and in mind.
4. The author only did it to get money and attention.(e.g. Twilight by Stephanie Meyer)
5. Bad animes are degrading much more.
EmixX_old
Why I don't watch it:
1. Repetitive after a few episodes.(Hero kills cannon fodder, hero kills this seemingly invincible villain, *yawns*)
2. No real value except entertainment.(You can watch some, but never to excess)
3. Induces psychosis(loss of contact with reality) and psychopathy(no sympathy, destructive, hatred)(A Chinese student bought a notebook similar to Death Note and wrote the people he hate in it).
4. The protagonist is concerned with way too much things and hard to keep them on track and in mind.
5. The author only did it to get money and attention.(e.g. Twilight by Stephanie Meyer)
6. Bad animes are degrading much more.
ok now its getting ridiculous.
i dont watch things like naruto or bleach cause its like you said in 1 and 2 but i cant agree with point 3. its like saying video games provoke violence. just because some consumers do shit doesnt mean everyone is like that. those people are sick in the head to begin with.
you should think about how many otakus dont make death notes even though they like action oriented anime or how many gamers dont shoot people.
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