WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING.
i can't get into my computer at this point. my keystrokes are all fucky and either the keys "lock" and repeat characters, or the keys play some weird function like projector viewscreens or something when i press "P" and user ease of access when i press "U".
i'm pretty suspicious of that computer right now. something isn't right. i'm inclined to wonder if i may have been hacked, as this is wayyy too unusual, and has been exponentially fucking up my computer every time i turn it on and off.