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Welcome to the OTConsititution Ceremony!

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abraker
Denizens! Welcome! Before we start, let us please take a moment for the OT!Medley:






lyrics
0:00 - 0:23
Okay, I don't why did I choose to
make a song about a subforum
and I don't know why I feel like to sing a song right now
but I guess I will just do

about shitposting and stuff
about necroposting and crap
about fanclubs and bingo
about itt and fais
(seriously, do I really do this right now?)
HERE I GO


0:24 - 0:43
Okay, it doesn't matter that I start to singing
about the people and the threads being posted here and there and now,
and that is just the begin,
I am still unsure why am I doing this here,
but I guess it is, the medley, of OT
now let's go and name people and threads


0:44 - 1:04
having abraker doing the bingo, Tae answer in their AMA
it is Fourth from Thai and Aomi from serbia,
there's also Madvillain
kai99 with the Kanna avatar, Railey posting serious stuff,
and Brian OA, taking care for OT
there are so many people to count


1:05 - 1:11
there are also many
many memes we offer
like to tell
to you
to eat
a brick, oh yeah


1:12 - 1:31
It is the forum with their ups and down,
posting anatomy and ama threads,
Meah is one of these fellas,
posting stuff there every day.

johnmedina with their kawaii avatar
isn't long around but found his place
and MAniACK_Magee posting his shitty Amami memes


1:32 - 1:58
birthday threads
do only
belong in OT
and
post dancing anime girls
in
farewell threads 2x

it's not so hard to understand,
but now I finally understood.
people are posting there to have their fun,
so I shouldn't ruin them their day
Serraionga and Sentencings
are two new members of OT


1:59 - 2:14
<People have been obliterated from the universe of osu!, others left Off-Topic and emigrate to a new place - a cold place. Purge all shitposters.>


2:15 - 2:33
being new in the forum isn't easy
posting quality is even harder,
shittalking about other isn't nice,
so we shouldn't do that here.

Entering the forum is super simple,
All you do is to post some nice memes
and you'll be accepted


2:34 - 2:45
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


2:46 - 3:05
It is the real Fizzn who posting some russian memes
and he's fighting with Aomi in the Forum Games place.
But there is also this guy, called Allmynamestaken,
doing fanfictons about me and roshan117


3:06 - 3:27
I T T, is the thread I don't know why it exists
it actually does not make any sense and it had
already one thread in the past which has been closed for unknown reasons and opened again,
and now we have the third the fourth and fifth thread and now I am wondering
this thread is actually, a weird paradox being alive for years and continuing


3:28 - 3:37
hey DryBones, 81
why do you shitpost again?
Why wouldn't you do a good one?
Just give it a try..


3:38 - 3:57
WASTELAND, OH DEAR WASTELAND
HIDING SHITPOSTS FROM THE PUBLIC
AND KEEP THE FORUM CLEAN
WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU, DEAR WASTELAND

locking threads, locking threads
doesn't help to stop shitposters
from doing another shitpost thread
and the cycle continues endlessly


3:58 - 4:21
It's seems today, that I became a meme of OT
and it is a weird feeling, despite of doing nothing
I don't get it, it's just
funny, that I could entertain you people
yes, I admit I am a meme for you
so thank mr stefan FOR LOCKING


4:22 - 4:45
Every night, every day
I check the forum for new post
Wondering who new post there
and I just hope
Blitzfrog isn't posting there
with another thread, oh god
But he's a cool mate and I can admit that now.


4:46 - 5:05
I HATE, I FUCKING HATE
WHY THE FUCK, ARE YOU CREATING ANOTHER FANCLUB
WHY WHY WHY WHY
DO YOU HAVE; TO DO THIS
IT IS THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO IN THE FORUM


5:05 - 5:28
weren't you silenced for
doing some shitty clubs
I guess you need another silence
so you will understand it then

let's do something else
make ot great again
it is the only way to have
a nice and beautiful forum for us


5:29 - 5:49
(*sigh* it's just... halfway done..)

It isn't funny to bump threads so RANDOMLY,
It's really stupid if-you-don't-contribute.
It totally does not make any sense if you necrobump
threads from the past, SHUT UP


5:50 - 6:10
What if the thread is 11 months old? What is it?
11 months are not a damn year
I hope you understand when you should not necrobump
threads from the past, GOD DAMNIIIIT

had a bad opinion from this forum in the past
but today, I like to check and post there
how can things change so fast?


6:11 - 6:31
who's the cutest grill in OT?
that is ZAIN SUGIERES, ZAIN SUGIERES
the shitposting proud of the slavic poland

being banned and coming from the deads,
his name is lol, yes, he is lol
having a pic of mine as phone screen is not creepy


6:32 - 6:54
We're posting in the forum games, in the survey forum,
judging other's avatars and we're asking
what made you laugh today, oh yeah
playing Mafia in the forum, and user vs admins
so many things we can play and talk together
there's no need to have any fights at any time
what do you think, about it?


6:55 - 7:15
I have no fucking idea how should I start that part
but now let me tell you something.
There are some people we should appreciate more.

talking bout shellghost, brian oa,
wojjan, uni, shurelia.
they all took care for the forum,
please don't forget.


7:16 - 7:31
it's a tragedy that I have to repeat
myself so many times
people are talking about inappropriate stuff
and sending dick pictures via PM

CAN YOU PLEASE
NOT
DO
THAT


7:32 - 7:52
let us remember the great old legendaries like faiswusuf
posting bad threads, became silenced and become banned in the end
but he isn't so good like the real legendary, his name is friendok
making over 50 accounts and being an azis fan,
he should never be forgotten and never be copied


7:53 - 8:14
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're the modern stone age family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history

Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the... wait, is this even related to OT?
Guess that's the wrong the medley, gdi


8:15 - 8:25
Singing, to a mario song
I guess I said everything
so now let me finish this
let's have another valhalla


8:26 - 8:44
We are all - we all are off-topic
Whoever you are, who you want to be
be a brony, be like Mahogany,
be like FuZ or Daddycoolvipper


8:45 - 8:55
I think.. I will just mention some names.. Hika, B1rd, Aurani, ... and some other people.


8:56 - 9:16
THIS WAS THE MEDLEY; I SANG FOR YOU OFF-TOPIC
IT WASN'T VERY GOOD BUT WHO THE FUCK ACTUALLY CARES
NOW I HAVE TO FILL THE LAST MINUTE BEFORE IT IS OVER
AND INSERT SOME SAMPLE TEXT, SO IT KILLS SOME EVEN MORE TIME


9:17 - 9:31
ampel ampel you, fuck osugame,
off-topic is so much better.
hime hime hime, haitai kikoeru
I forgot to mention Rilene.

(oh right, Mara is also back. Also forgot to mention)


9:32 - 9:40
ampel ampel you, we're finally done
off-topic is perfect right now
no need to moderate
it is over


9:41 - 9:47
AND I AM NOW OUTTA HERE, we will see us next time soon!


I think it's the first time the newer denizens hear the OT!Medley. Sung by Lord Stefan Lockthread, given to OT as a farewell gift.

So much has happened since those times, it almost makes me look like an oldfag. Not too long ago the Night left OT and the seagull flew away. A blazing bright Renaissance shone down upon the land. It highlighted our shitposts in all their shitty glory and gave us a chance. A chance for us define how we want this land to be governed. Finally, here we are. We are electing presidents, making constitutions, and soon, we will be making OTLaws.

I would like to take a second and thank Tad Fibonacci. Without Tad, none of this would have happened to begin with. Thank you for organizing the first OT President Elections and kickstarting all of this. President Achromatism, congratulations on your victory! The OT Elections was the first step for denizen rule. Now we are taking another step by making the OTConstitution official. Let's take a moment to thank TeeArctic for the days and nights he spent drafting the OTConstitution and making sure it is perfect. This ceremony would not be without you!

Now without further ado,
OT Royal Society presents to you


The OTConstitution Ceremony!

keremaru
isn't constitution a health stat
Tad Fibonacci
It was my honor.

Glory to OT!
Ashton
?
Radiohead
im confused but ok
Ashton
Does this mean the establishment of the justice system?
TeeArctic1
Cries patriotic tears of joy

If you would all please take your seats, snacks and beverages will be served shortly.

Before we begin this show, let us have a nice cultural performance, courtesy of the second next poster, enjoy!
Ashton
O Canada.
Topic Starter
abraker
The food is great!
TeeArctic1
Thank you, today's specialty is roasted duck paired with botryrtis Riesling.

May I also recommend some OTCider as a palate cleanser?
Topic Starter
abraker
Oh, don't mind if I do.
Achromalia
Glorious.
levesterz
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