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Icyteru
Stabbed by mini gundam in my 4 inches into my armpits 18% survival chance.
kikones34
Stabbed in my right hand with a kleenex pack, 12.7cm deep.

I have 12% chance of survival.

OH FUCK IF I SURVIVE I WON'T BE ABLE TO PLAY OSU! ANYMORE
Licorice_old
I take it if the object glows blue it counts?
If so I were stabbed by my mouse 4 inches deep in my knee and I have a 48% chance of survival.

I have no idea how my mouse could pierce through my kneecap but who cares.
DJ Angel
just faped

stabed my <censored> with my pillow

12 inches deep (yes, my <censored> is bigger than that)

01% survival

rip
Zelda
I wish my nostril was 12 inches deep. :c
Sync
imagine if you had to sneeze

but it was like, a week sneeze

and the mucus didn't travel all the way through your nose
DJ Angel
what
Cygnus
I've been stabbed by a pillow. 5 Inches Deep. 01% Chance of survival. D:
Pegram
I've been stabbed with the Reply link, 8 inches deep in my h-h-h-hair D:

65% chance to survive plz don't die hair plz i'll be so firetrucked up if you do
Milkshake
I've been stabbed with my pants, 4 inches deep in my leg.
91% chance to survive
OH OK
Kiddo-Kun
I've been stabbed with my bed sheets, 11 inches deep in my thigh, and I have a 28% chance of survival.
Alrighty then.
fartownik
I've been stabbed with my towel, 7 inches deep in my cheek! My chance of survival is 21% VERY VERY BIG
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Shinu
stabbed by headphones, 7 inches deep into my shoulder ;_;
and my survival chance is 52% ._.
nearly 50/50.
laport
this big juicebox 8 inches deep in my cheek, 77% chance of survival :o
GladiOol

laport wrote:

this big juicebox 8 inches deep in my cheek, 77% chance of survival :o
hahahahaha 8-) 8-)
Elaine Spencer
I've been stabbed with a notebook, 7 inches deep in my eye, 92% survival chance O_O!!
Pesca_old
A Blue cup 5 in DEEP?!...on my face..Im fked ~.~
Especiallywith a 22% rate of living.
Azonate
Stabbed with my blue fuzzy blanket, on my chest, 4inches deep 25% survival chance.
Okay then. Never knew you could stab someone with a blanket. xD
Zumi
a pencil, 6 inches deep in my right shoulder with 68% chance of survival
ouch xD
Metruzero
I got stabbed by my blue wallet..... and it's 11 inches deep and I got stabbed in my hand...... And my survival chance is 97%. What a pussy way to go....
Wojjan
Metru didn't you like die
vipto
Got stabbed with my rooms wall 7 inches richt into my left foot
93% to survive that..... hope the wall is k
MalcoraX
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NewNewUrban
I've been stabbed with a coffee cup, 6 inches deep in the forehead.
32% chance survival.
Seems legit.
RaneFire
Stabbed with my chair in my.......... (I HAD MY HAND IN MY LAP WHEN I READ THIS DAMMIT)
9 inches deep, 88% chance of survival.
SkyDevil
Stabbed with my shirt~
6 inches deep~
In my arm`
50% survival o3o

ew ma god im going to die.
Choi Seunghyun
Stabbed with my blanket (WTF)
7 inches deep in my nose
02% chance of survival.

Well, I'm dead
ColdTooth
Stabbed with my blue sandal, 6 inches deep in my mouth, 68% chance of survival
(legit)
pielak213
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Aeidxst
surprisingly stabbed in my everywhere by my quilt and pillow 10 inches deep with a 25% chance of survival. BRUTALITY.
Uni
I got stabbed with a cookie jar 5 inches deep with a 03% chance of survival
RinKagamine
i got stabbed with a can 10 times in my hand. my survival percentage is 12%



what.the.fuck.
RinKagamine

RinKagamine wrote:

i got stabbed with a can 10 times in my hand. my survival percentage is 12%



what.the.fuck.
10 inches deep* i didn't think when typing that.
Kitsunemimi
You know, there's this nifty little edit button on the corner of your posts, and you're supposed to use that to correct yourself if you make a mistake instead of double posting.
RinKagamine

Kitsunemimi wrote:

You know, there's this nifty little edit button on the corner of your posts, and you're supposed to use that to correct yourself if you make a mistake instead of double posting.
i forgot about that =w=
fuyuko-chan
hmmm..
Stabbed with a mechanical pencil 12 in deep in my thigh.
Chances of survival 31%
well I'm dead =.=
Xirai
I was stabbed with a Pen, into my chin....
And my survival chance is 00%

I'm pretty much fucked.
jordan_sparkes
Stabbed by a blue pen, 11 inches deep in the forehead, 30% chance fo survial.

Considering massive brain hemmorrage, that isn't bad.
nibbles227
Stabbed by, my Nintendo Dsi, 1 inch deep in the arm. My chance of survival is 24%

I think I may survive this.
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