I've just been stabbed by my glasses, in my left feet, 2 inches. I have 25% of survival.
How my glasses are made of..?
How my glasses are made of..?
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Could be worse... look at mine on the previous page... -_-Swifttalon wrote:
What the Hell? is my cup, like, poisoned or something?
....Could be worse. Maybe.
Stabbed in the back of my right hand with my blue pillow. 3 inches deep, 88% chance of survival.
Sharp pillow o:
Sharp pillow o:
Stabbed in the ear, 8 inches deep with my bootlegged copy of Gulliver's Travels. 20% chance of survival.
Just been stabbed by a cup, 10 inches deep in my face with 07% chance of survival...
Fuck!
Fuck!
Stabbed by a pack of biscuits 1 inch deep in my forehead with a 2% chance of survival
O_O
Forced to eat 1.67 kg of cooked lamp with my tv remote as a cutlery. Along with a bottle of orange juice.
Oh well, at least i get a good drink.
O_O
Forced to eat 1.67 kg of cooked lamp with my tv remote as a cutlery. Along with a bottle of orange juice.
Oh well, at least i get a good drink.
Got stabbed in my left leg by a mousepad, 11 inches deep and 4% of survival o__o;
Stabbed in my right arm by a tissue box, 10 inches deep and 67% of survival
Stabbed by a water bottle
In the leg, 1 inch deep
51% survival rate.
DOES IT MAKE SENSE?!
In the leg, 1 inch deep
51% survival rate.
DOES IT MAKE SENSE?!
Stabbed in the nose by my graphics textbook. 9 inches deep 81% chance of survival
stop picking your nose
D:
With shirt in my eyelid 5 inches deep with 0% chances of survival. Oh well. GG WP.
Stabbed in the leg with a deodorant container, 3 inches deep, 95% of survival.
what the firetruck.
what the firetruck.
Stabbed in the wrist by a mousepad
12 inches deep
84% chance of survival
12 inches deep
84% chance of survival
That sounds trucking painfulxRayne wrote:
Stabbed in the leg with a deodorant container, 3 inches deep, 95% of survival.
what the firetruck.
Stabbed in the mouth with my car... 12 inches deep, 52% i pull thrugh.
welp.
welp.
meh, it seems way too inspired by Lollipop Chainsaw.
Not that it's a bad thing, Suda51 ftw
Not that it's a bad thing, Suda51 ftw
I stabbed myself with a bottle 10 inches deep in my cheek and I have 75% of survival. Not bad.
Stabbed by mini gundam in my 4 inches into my armpits 18% survival chance.
Stabbed in my right hand with a kleenex pack, 12.7cm deep.
I have 12% chance of survival.
OH FUCK IF I SURVIVE I WON'T BE ABLE TO PLAY OSU! ANYMORE
I have 12% chance of survival.
OH FUCK IF I SURVIVE I WON'T BE ABLE TO PLAY OSU! ANYMORE
I take it if the object glows blue it counts?
If so I were stabbed by my mouse 4 inches deep in my knee and I have a 48% chance of survival.
I have no idea how my mouse could pierce through my kneecap but who cares.
If so I were stabbed by my mouse 4 inches deep in my knee and I have a 48% chance of survival.
I have no idea how my mouse could pierce through my kneecap but who cares.
just faped
stabed my <censored> with my pillow
12 inches deep (yes, my <censored> is bigger than that)
01% survival
rip
stabed my <censored> with my pillow
12 inches deep (yes, my <censored> is bigger than that)
01% survival
rip
imagine if you had to sneeze
but it was like, a week sneeze
and the mucus didn't travel all the way through your nose
but it was like, a week sneeze
and the mucus didn't travel all the way through your nose
what
I've been stabbed by a pillow. 5 Inches Deep. 01% Chance of survival. D:
I've been stabbed with the Reply link, 8 inches deep in my h-h-h-hair D:
65% chance to survive plz don't die hair plz i'll be so firetrucked up if you do
65% chance to survive plz don't die hair plz i'll be so firetrucked up if you do
I've been stabbed with my pants, 4 inches deep in my leg.
91% chance to survive
OH OK
91% chance to survive
OH OK
I've been stabbed with my bed sheets, 11 inches deep in my thigh, and I have a 28% chance of survival.
Alrighty then.
Alrighty then.
I've been stabbed with my towel, 7 inches deep in my cheek! My chance of survival is 21% VERY VERY BIG
stabbed by headphones, 7 inches deep into my shoulder ;_;
and my survival chance is 52% ._.
nearly 50/50.
and my survival chance is 52% ._.
nearly 50/50.
hahahahahalaport wrote:
this big juicebox 8 inches deep in my cheek, 77% chance of survival
I've been stabbed with a notebook, 7 inches deep in my eye, 92% survival chance O_O!!
A Blue cup 5 in DEEP?!...on my face..Im fked ~.~
Especiallywith a 22% rate of living.
Especiallywith a 22% rate of living.
Stabbed with my blue fuzzy blanket, on my chest, 4inches deep 25% survival chance.
Okay then. Never knew you could stab someone with a blanket. xD
Okay then. Never knew you could stab someone with a blanket. xD
a pencil, 6 inches deep in my right shoulder with 68% chance of survival
ouch xD
ouch xD