Stabbed by a gymnastics ball
1 inch deep in my cheek
18% chanche of survival
F*ck my Life
1 inch deep in my cheek
18% chanche of survival
F*ck my Life
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Guys. I'm loosing so much blood. I was playing Brawl with my Gamecube controller when this random stranger burst through the door, grabbed
my GC controller, and shoved it right into my cheekbone. I went to the doctor. He looked at the paper, shook his head, and told me that it was plowed
10" in, and that I would only have a 30% chance of living.
Then he looked up, smiled, and told me the good news. If I did survive, I could Brawl with my face.
High fives anyone?
my GC controller, and shoved it right into my cheekbone. I went to the doctor. He looked at the paper, shook his head, and told me that it was plowed
10" in, and that I would only have a 30% chance of living.
Then he looked up, smiled, and told me the good news. If I did survive, I could Brawl with my face.
High fives anyone?
So a blue feather is going to be stabbed 11 inches into my chin with a 66% chance of survival?
How fucked am I? Sexually.
How fucked am I? Sexually.
I literally had to go around my room and search for the first blue item I touched today...
when I realized I had nothing, I just touched my camera for this.
A blue camera is going to be stabbed 11 inches into my hand and my chance of survival is 76%
when I realized I had nothing, I just touched my camera for this.
A blue camera is going to be stabbed 11 inches into my hand and my chance of survival is 76%
I have just been stabbed with my logbook
9 inches deep, in my hands.
59% survival chance...
logbook
logbook
logbook
Just how??
9 inches deep, in my hands.
59% survival chance...
logbook
logbook
logbook
Just how??
I have just been stabbed with my book
9 inches deed, in my eyes.
12% survival chance...
o3o
9 inches deed, in my eyes.
12% survival chance...
o3o
At least you got stabbed by something that is stabable... -_-Bingeul Bingeul wrote:
blue pen
seven inches deep in my leg
survival 05%
DAFUQ
Stabbed by my wrist pad (essentially, a bean bag type thing that my wrist sits on when my right hand is on my mouse), three inches deep, in my chin with 4% chance of survival....
Whaaaaaaaaaat... o_O
...Nice knowing you all...
gym shorts
not going to bother
not going to bother
stabbed with a folder (the kind that holds paper)
1 inch deep
in my leg
58% chance of survival
so theres a 42% chance ill die of a papercut......
1 inch deep
in my leg
58% chance of survival
so theres a 42% chance ill die of a papercut......
roommate gone for training, gonna be alone for 1 month, meh
a mouse stabbed in my leg, sound weird
a mouse stabbed in my leg, sound weird
Stabbed by my blue mouse, 12 inches into my head. Lucky for me I still somehow have a 91% chance of surviving. I have no idea how. I might have been lobotomized.
Stabbed by a blue cup. In the knee. 8 inches. Wait, how is that even possible!? Anyway, 63% of survival.
What the Hell? is my cup, like, poisoned or something?
....Could be worse. Maybe.
What the Hell? is my cup, like, poisoned or something?
....Could be worse. Maybe.
I've just been stabbed by my glasses, in my left feet, 2 inches. I have 25% of survival.
How my glasses are made of..?
How my glasses are made of..?
Could be worse... look at mine on the previous page... -_-Swifttalon wrote:
What the Hell? is my cup, like, poisoned or something?
....Could be worse. Maybe.
Stabbed in the back of my right hand with my blue pillow. 3 inches deep, 88% chance of survival.
Sharp pillow o:
Sharp pillow o:
Stabbed in the ear, 8 inches deep with my bootlegged copy of Gulliver's Travels. 20% chance of survival.
Just been stabbed by a cup, 10 inches deep in my face with 07% chance of survival...
Fuck!
Fuck!
Stabbed by a pack of biscuits 1 inch deep in my forehead with a 2% chance of survival
O_O
Forced to eat 1.67 kg of cooked lamp with my tv remote as a cutlery. Along with a bottle of orange juice.
Oh well, at least i get a good drink.
O_O
Forced to eat 1.67 kg of cooked lamp with my tv remote as a cutlery. Along with a bottle of orange juice.
Oh well, at least i get a good drink.
Got stabbed in my left leg by a mousepad, 11 inches deep and 4% of survival o__o;
Stabbed in my right arm by a tissue box, 10 inches deep and 67% of survival
Stabbed by a water bottle
In the leg, 1 inch deep
51% survival rate.
DOES IT MAKE SENSE?!
In the leg, 1 inch deep
51% survival rate.
DOES IT MAKE SENSE?!
Stabbed in the nose by my graphics textbook. 9 inches deep 81% chance of survival
stop picking your nose
D:
With shirt in my eyelid 5 inches deep with 0% chances of survival. Oh well. GG WP.
Stabbed in the leg with a deodorant container, 3 inches deep, 95% of survival.
what the firetruck.
what the firetruck.
Stabbed in the wrist by a mousepad
12 inches deep
84% chance of survival
12 inches deep
84% chance of survival
That sounds trucking painfulxRayne wrote:
Stabbed in the leg with a deodorant container, 3 inches deep, 95% of survival.
what the firetruck.
Stabbed in the mouth with my car... 12 inches deep, 52% i pull thrugh.
welp.
welp.
meh, it seems way too inspired by Lollipop Chainsaw.
Not that it's a bad thing, Suda51 ftw
Not that it's a bad thing, Suda51 ftw
I stabbed myself with a bottle 10 inches deep in my cheek and I have 75% of survival. Not bad.
Stabbed by mini gundam in my 4 inches into my armpits 18% survival chance.
Stabbed in my right hand with a kleenex pack, 12.7cm deep.
I have 12% chance of survival.
OH FUCK IF I SURVIVE I WON'T BE ABLE TO PLAY OSU! ANYMORE
I have 12% chance of survival.
OH FUCK IF I SURVIVE I WON'T BE ABLE TO PLAY OSU! ANYMORE
I take it if the object glows blue it counts?
If so I were stabbed by my mouse 4 inches deep in my knee and I have a 48% chance of survival.
I have no idea how my mouse could pierce through my kneecap but who cares.
If so I were stabbed by my mouse 4 inches deep in my knee and I have a 48% chance of survival.
I have no idea how my mouse could pierce through my kneecap but who cares.
just faped
stabed my <censored> with my pillow
12 inches deep (yes, my <censored> is bigger than that)
01% survival
rip
stabed my <censored> with my pillow
12 inches deep (yes, my <censored> is bigger than that)
01% survival
rip