I have to eat 1.8kg of my clock, stir-fried using my phone as cutlery washing it down with a bottle of Metho.
Fuck.
Fuck.
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Forced to eat 182 kg of my bedroom window raw with my toothbrush and water to wash it all down.
Fuck.
I mean...of course.
I mean...of course.
Forced to eat 1.8kg of my mousepad raw, using a SD card as cutlery. WD-40 to wash it down.
Yum.
Yum.
I am forced to eat 1.72kg of a vocabulary card raw with more vocabulary cards as my cutlery and a bottle of brisk for my drink.
eh not bad
eh not bad
Isn't this a forum game
Did you stab your forum game into your nose or somethingawp wrote:
Isn't this a forum game
Rena-chan
I have to eat 1.8 Kgs of Stir-Fried Curry Powder, using my 3DS. I have to have a bottle of instant coffee to wash it down.
Analysis: Stabbed by a pillow 1 inch deep in the wrist with a 0% chance of survival.Rena-chan wrote:
You have just been stabbed with the last blue item you touched.
The month you were born is how many inches deep, and the last body part you touched is where.
The last two digits of your phone number are your percentage survival chance.
So now tell me, exactly how fucked are you ?
Level of Fuck: Death by sensitive pleasure to the wrist. Looking forward to it
Analysis: I am forced to eat a ~1.72kg raw mixed berries & apple crumble pie, and I will be using my nipple as my cutlery. LOL da fuck? And Coca Cola will be my drink for the meal.Wojjan wrote:
Alright, Miney, let's mix it up then.
You are forced to EAT the LAST THING (NOT PERSON) you remember DELIBERATELY STARING AT, EXCLUDING YOUR PC SCREEN.
The color of your hair determines whether it be COOKED, STIR-FRIED, FONDUED or RAW. If you're a case in between, do a recipe with both
Your size in METERS determines HOW MANY KILOGRAMS.
The last thing you HELD IN YOUR HAND (AGAIN EXCLUDING YOUR MOUSE OR TABLET PEN OR WHATEVER) shall be your CUTLERY.
The last BOTTLE you bought (no cans, shampoo et al. counts) contains your drink for the meal.
HOW FUCKED ARE YOU????
Level of fuck: Since it's raw, this is equivalent to pouring a fruity sauce on any part of the body and licking off of it. So it's fine ;3 ... WAIT NO, IT'S MY BODY! Fucked.
Forced to eat a 1.75kg cup with a pendrive and a bottle of hand sanitizer as my drink.
wtf
wtf
1.8 kg of raw Cheerios boxes with milk and a spoonWojjan wrote:
Alright, Miney, let's mix it up then.
You are forced to EAT the LAST THING (NOT PERSON) you remember DELIBERATELY STARING AT, EXCLUDING YOUR PC SCREEN.
The color of your hair determines whether it be COOKED, STIR-FRIED, FONDUED or RAW. If you're a case in between, do a recipe with both
Your size in METERS determines HOW MANY KILOGRAMS.
The last thing you HELD IN YOUR HAND (AGAIN EXCLUDING YOUR MOUSE OR TABLET PEN OR WHATEVER) shall be your CUTLERY.
The last BOTTLE you bought (no cans, shampoo et al. counts) contains your drink for the meal.
HOW FUCKED ARE YOU????
Not fucked at all
My hair is black and I don't know what to say.
Raw is grey by the way.
Raw is grey by the way.
On the bright side at least it's edible, just really really dry.Azure_Kite wrote:
I have to eat 1.8 Kgs of Stir-Fried Curry Powder, using my 3DS. I have to have a bottle of instant coffee to wash it down.
1.70kg of raw smartphone with a spoon, and washed down with bottle of Blackcurrant and Aloe Vera juice
Fucking hell that's expensive
Rena-chan
A cooked pickle which I shall eat with my pen. Oh, and I'm drinking a sprite.Wojjan wrote:
Alright, Miney, let's mix it up then.
You are forced to EAT the LAST THING (NOT PERSON) you remember DELIBERATELY STARING AT, EXCLUDING YOUR PC SCREEN.
The color of your hair determines whether it be COOKED, STIR-FRIED, FONDUED or RAW. If you're a case in between, do a recipe with both
Your size in METERS determines HOW MANY KILOGRAMS.
The last thing you HELD IN YOUR HAND (AGAIN EXCLUDING YOUR MOUSE OR TABLET PEN OR WHATEVER) shall be your CUTLERY.
The last BOTTLE you bought (no cans, shampoo et al. counts) contains your drink for the meal.
HOW FUCKED ARE YOU????
Doesn't seem too bad?
im forced to eat a 1,6 KG raw bed using my glasses and soap for my drink :<Wojjan wrote:
Alright, Miney, let's mix it up then.
You are forced to EAT the LAST THING (NOT PERSON) you remember DELIBERATELY STARING AT, EXCLUDING YOUR PC SCREEN.
The color of your hair determines whether it be COOKED, STIR-FRIED, FONDUED or RAW. If you're a case in between, do a recipe with both
Your size in METERS determines HOW MANY KILOGRAMS.
The last thing you HELD IN YOUR HAND (AGAIN EXCLUDING YOUR MOUSE OR TABLET PEN OR WHATEVER) shall be your CUTLERY.
The last BOTTLE you bought (no cans, shampoo et al. counts) contains your drink for the meal.
HOW FUCKED ARE YOU????
im dead Dx
1,8 kilograms of stir-fried pillow, fan as cutlery, drinking oil.Wojjan wrote:
Alright, Miney, let's mix it up then.
You are forced to EAT the LAST THING (NOT PERSON) you remember DELIBERATELY STARING AT, EXCLUDING YOUR PC SCREEN.
The color of your hair determines whether it be COOKED, STIR-FRIED, FONDUED or RAW. If you're a case in between, do a recipe with both
Your size in METERS determines HOW MANY KILOGRAMS.
The last thing you HELD IN YOUR HAND (AGAIN EXCLUDING YOUR MOUSE OR TABLET PEN OR WHATEVER) shall be your CUTLERY.
The last BOTTLE you bought (no cans, shampoo et al. counts) contains your drink for the meal.
HOW FUCKED ARE YOU????
~1,78 kilograms of stir-fried aftershave, waterbottle for cutlery, drinking coke.
sounds toxic.
sounds toxic.
Gotta eat 1.8kg of French Fries, stirfried, using my SPOON as cutlery (i don't see why I would use it) and to wash it down with Sprite.
Not fucked at all. :>
however i might get fat
Not fucked at all. :>
Blue wristband. 1 inch deep on my wrist. 91% chance of survival.
Like a boss.
Like a boss.
My blue item is always the dang mousemat. I am never fucked.
Mouse has stabbed my face (cheek) 1 inches deep with a 01% chance of survival.... Why does my phone # have to end with 01? XD
uu~Wojjan wrote:
Alright, Miney, let's mix it up then.
You are forced to EAT the LAST THING (NOT PERSON) you remember DELIBERATELY STARING AT, EXCLUDING YOUR PC SCREEN.
The color of your hair determines whether it be COOKED, STIR-FRIED, FONDUED or RAW. If you're a case in between, do a recipe with both
Your size in METERS determines HOW MANY KILOGRAMS.
The last thing you HELD IN YOUR HAND (AGAIN EXCLUDING YOUR MOUSE OR TABLET PEN OR WHATEVER) shall be your CUTLERY.
The last BOTTLE you bought (no cans, shampoo et al. counts) contains your drink for the meal.
HOW FUCKED ARE YOU????
I have to eat 1,6kg of books, it's raw, the clutery is a pen (not a tablet pen :v), and a soda.
. _ .
blue pen
seven inches deep in my leg
survival 05%
DAFUQ
seven inches deep in my leg
survival 05%
DAFUQ
Stabbed by a PS2 box (WTF) 1 inch deep in my ankle, I have 74% chance of survival
Stabbed by a PS2 box
HOW
Stabbed by a PS2 box
HOW
Impaled with Blue mug 25 centimeters throught my leg, 13% chance of surviving :/
Kalas_old
Guys. I'm loosing so much blood. I was playing Brawl with my Gamecube controller when this random stranger burst through the door, grabbed
my GC controller, and shoved it right into my cheekbone. I went to the doctor. He looked at the paper, shook his head, and told me that it was plowed
10" in, and that I would only have a 30% chance of living.
Then he looked up, smiled, and told me the good news. If I did survive, I could Brawl with my face.
High fives anyone?
my GC controller, and shoved it right into my cheekbone. I went to the doctor. He looked at the paper, shook his head, and told me that it was plowed
10" in, and that I would only have a 30% chance of living.
Then he looked up, smiled, and told me the good news. If I did survive, I could Brawl with my face.
High fives anyone?
So a blue feather is going to be stabbed 11 inches into my chin with a 66% chance of survival?
How fucked am I? Sexually.
How fucked am I? Sexually.
I literally had to go around my room and search for the first blue item I touched today...
when I realized I had nothing, I just touched my camera for this.
A blue camera is going to be stabbed 11 inches into my hand and my chance of survival is 76%
when I realized I had nothing, I just touched my camera for this.
A blue camera is going to be stabbed 11 inches into my hand and my chance of survival is 76%
I have just been stabbed with my logbook
9 inches deep, in my hands.
59% survival chance...
logbook
logbook
logbook
Just how??
9 inches deep, in my hands.
59% survival chance...
logbook
logbook
logbook
Just how??
I have just been stabbed with my book
9 inches deed, in my eyes.
12% survival chance...
o3o
9 inches deed, in my eyes.
12% survival chance...
o3o
At least you got stabbed by something that is stabable... -_-Bingeul Bingeul wrote:
blue pen
seven inches deep in my leg
survival 05%
DAFUQ
Stabbed by my wrist pad (essentially, a bean bag type thing that my wrist sits on when my right hand is on my mouse), three inches deep, in my chin with 4% chance of survival....
Whaaaaaaaaaat... o_O
...Nice knowing you all...
gym shorts
not going to bother
not going to bother
stabbed with a folder (the kind that holds paper)
1 inch deep
in my leg
58% chance of survival
so theres a 42% chance ill die of a papercut......
1 inch deep
in my leg
58% chance of survival
so theres a 42% chance ill die of a papercut......
roommate gone for training, gonna be alone for 1 month, meh
a mouse stabbed in my leg, sound weird
a mouse stabbed in my leg, sound weird