How fucked are you ?

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Kyomaku
Stabbed by a cup into my head 2 inches deep and my chance of survival is 10%. Someone save me please!
Agnes
Stabbed by a blue crayon. 2 inches deep in my breast.
Survival chance: 17%.

What the hell is this sorcery.
_Loop
stabbed by a laptop, 10 inches in my face
88% survival chance
dafuq
[DG2L]YungYeezy
Blue lanyard, 3 inches deep, and a 69% survival rate

This is effed up.
Jinxy
A key on my Anansi keyboard, 3 inches into my arm, 97% chance of survival

Finding what the stabbed object was was hard because I love blue and there is a lot of blue near me right now

Also, highest chance of survival out of all the current posters yay
nanda2009
oh..

stabbed with ice cream...
11 inches deep into my leg
82% chance to survive.


uuu~
jjrocks
Stabbed by blue jeans
on my thigh
75% chance of survival

Not half bad~
KuroiHiKirby
Stabbed with my stylus, 11 inches deep into my forehead, with a 43% chance of survival.

ffffffffffff-
Jarby
Stabbed nine inches deep in the nose with Simpsons pyjama pants and there is an 87% chance of survival.
Noobita
Stabbed two inches deep in the penis with blue shorts, 70% survival.
iMuffin
A cup, 10 inches deep into my left shoulder, I have a 7% chance to live

dammit
thelewa

Noobita wrote:

Stabbed two inches deep in the penis with blue shorts, 70% survival.
I got stabbed 4 inches deep in the penis with a blue pen, 59% chance of survival

why does this always happen to me
Valentiino
I have been stabbed by blue sunglasses. 8 inches deep in my mouth. chances of survival: 42%

Feels ok man
boat
i got stabbed with a blue ribbon, that somehow apparently went in four inches, and i got a 8% chance of survival

great

i love this game

so intriguing

so exciting

this is dumb
Noobita

boat wrote:

i got stabbed with a blue ribbon, that somehow apparently went in four inches, and i got a 8% chance of survival

great

i love this game

so intriguing

so exciting

this is dumb
where did you get stabbed?
boat
oh my bad

cheek, or chin, not sure as i was resting my face on my hand
Laharl
Shit. I'm dead. I got stabbed with one of my blue Ghost Center Shock two inches deep into my belly. 0.0% chance of survival.

/me dies.
Azure_Kite
I got stabbed with a 3ds, 10 inches into my right hand. I have a 68% chance of survival.
Jazz
got stabbed with my mouse

3 inches deep in my ankle

and 39% chance of survival

wtfffffff
Rantai
A tissue box, in my mouth, 10 inches, 96% survival chance.

Through my skull with a good chance to live, medicine.
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