What do guys smell and taste like?

Ashton

Topic Starter

Ashton 2019-02-18T00:30:00+00:00

I am still very confused. They smell like love and taste like Mountain Dew? What does Mountain Dew taste like? What does love smell like? Do they smell like Mountain Dew and taste like love?

This is something I’ve been pondering since it was brought up in the spam thread.

ColdTooth

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ColdTooth 2019-02-18T00:31:44+00:00

gay

Hello. (◕‿◕✿)

levesterz

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Joined September 2010

levesterz 2019-02-18T00:45:26+00:00

I taste like dissapointmemt

LazerLove

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LazerLove 2019-02-18T00:54:25+00:00

I never drank Mountain Dew

payney

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payney 2019-02-18T00:55:15+00:00

they taste like love
trust me in this

for the record i can fly
around the world absorbing light

levesterz

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levesterz 2019-02-18T01:03:08+00:00

Mountain dew taste like kickapoo( yes this is a brand name)

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Vuelo Eluko

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Vuelo Eluko 2019-02-18T01:03:37+00:00

like Veko

Penguin

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Penguin 2019-02-18T01:09:16+00:00

I smell like feces because I'm a degenerate man child that sits at his computer all day with no aspirations or dreams.

Just kidding, I have good hygeine, so I smell really nice. I smell like whatever this is supposed to smell like.

Like, what the hell is "Bearglove" supposed to be?

old name: Penguinsanez / Penguin Sanchez

Westonini

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Westonini 2019-02-18T01:15:50+00:00

they smell like shit, nothing, or deodorant.

they taste like human flesh.

pentaqola

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pentaqola 2019-02-18T02:03:16+00:00

What do guys smell and taste like?

They smell like whatever they smell like, some smell like tobacco, some like roses, and some smell like they have 0% hygiene. It depends.

Taste is a bit more difficult to explain for me, but from what I can tell, there are two flavors that stands out the most. Flesh and flesh with sweat. There are probably more flavors than that, but I don't want to bite strangers just for this.

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roufou

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roufou 2019-02-18T02:14:31+00:00

As a guy taster I can confirm that for the most part guys don't taste like much on the outside no matter where you taste them assuming they're hygienic, however the exception is with bodily fluids which do indeed taste something. I won't go over all the bodily fluids but usually they taste fairly salty.

I just realised that I haven't actually tasted their insides, but as an educated guess they don't taste too different from raw meat... Assuming eaten raw, anyways.

Achromalia

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Achromalia 2019-02-18T02:20:45+00:00

I'm not sure if pentaqola knew the source of that copypasta. Hmm.

Put simply, guys smell and taste like what Reggie the Mouse smelled and tasted from them.

Just uh... don't look into it too much.

if imagination were made manifest...

Westonini

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Westonini 2019-02-18T02:25:52+00:00

don't worry dude at least i knew the sauce

abraker

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abraker 2019-02-18T02:35:48+00:00

owh

edit: 14

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payney

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payney 2019-02-18T02:41:34+00:00

also mountain dew tastes like piss

for the record i can fly
around the world absorbing light

levesterz

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levesterz 2019-02-18T02:42:56+00:00

charamaru wrote:
also mountain dew tastes like piss

A sweet piss

Ashton

Topic Starter

Ashton 2019-02-18T03:04:28+00:00

abraker wrote:
owh

edit: 14

Huh what’s that supposed to mean

Achromalia

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Achromalia 2019-02-18T03:09:59+00:00

Ashton wrote:
abraker wrote:
owh

edit: 14
Huh what’s that supposed to mean

owh v2

edit: 18

if imagination were made manifest...

levesterz

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levesterz 2019-02-18T03:12:54+00:00

Ashton wrote:
abraker wrote:
owh

edit: 14
Huh what’s that supposed to mean

Not to worry . Its one of abraker experimentation went lose

johnmedina999

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johnmedina999 2019-02-18T03:18:40+00:00

owh

edit: 20

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levesterz

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levesterz 2019-02-18T03:20:50+00:00

Owh
Edit: -error-
Edit2:69

pentaqola

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pentaqola 2019-02-18T03:55:19+00:00

Haha... I'm in danger

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Penguin

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Penguin 2019-02-18T03:58:16+00:00