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Westonini

MrSparklepants wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Hi, my name is Reggie. I like guys. I... really like guys. There's just something about them I like their touch, their smell, their... taste. I like to be taken from behind. I like it when they call me cute as they thrust into me. Feeling the heat of their breath on the back of my neck. I like- Oh I'm sorry, I got myself all worked up. Would you like to help me cool down?


ah, how familiar. I see you're a fellow of... questionable culture.


We're all men of great culture, maybe even the best culture.

I will neither confirm nor deny..
Aiseca

Westonini wrote:

MrSparklepants wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Hi, my name is Reggie. I like guys. I... really like guys. There's just something about them I like their touch, their smell, their... taste. I like to be taken from behind. I like it when they call me cute as they thrust into me. Feeling the heat of their breath on the back of my neck. I like- Oh I'm sorry, I got myself all worked up. Would you like to help me cool down?


ah, how familiar. I see you're a fellow of... questionable culture.


We're all men of great culture, maybe even the best culture.

I will neither confirm nor deny..

abraker
Ashton's tea got spilled to this thread :\
levesterz
ColdTooth
die
abraker
dadadadadadadadadie
levesterz
Topic Starter
Penguin

ColdTooth wrote:

die
I think you mean dye.

Like how that anime chick dyed her hair because she has validation issues.
Vuelo Eluko

Penguin wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

die
I think you mean dye.

Like how that anime chick dyed her hair because she has validation issues.
Who are you talking about? Genuinely curious. Can't be my wife, because the actual reason her hair is like that is very different and very sad.
pentaqola
WE DO NOT HAVE A DRIVE- yes we do. Y'know what, we do. Because by every conceivable metric it is not possible for this restaurant to have a drive-through, and if there's anything I've learned, it's that if it abides by the laws of physics, it simply cannot exist in this twisted fucked up world. So even though we do not even have room for a drive-through, or any roads running behind our building, or anyone in this world that owns cars other than us, I know that when I walk back there, I will be looking a drive-through right in the face. Oh, and there it is. Right there. Wonderful. So uh, I'm going to go home and asphyxiate every single stray cat i see on the way there. You have fun with your drive-through.
Topic Starter
Penguin

Vuelo Eluko wrote:

Penguin wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

die
I think you mean dye.

Like how that anime chick dyed her hair because she has validation issues.
Who are you talking about? Genuinely curious. Can't be my wife, because the actual reason her hair is like that is very different and very sad.
that one purple haired nep nep chick that levesterz posted. I would never stoop so low as to offend your beautiful wife!
Achromalia

Penguin wrote:

I would never stoop so low as to offend your beautiful wife!
you better not, she's their wife, after all.

*glare*
pentaqola
if i don't have a wife am i a soulless human
Topic Starter
Penguin

Achromalia wrote:

Penguin wrote:

I would never stoop so low as to offend your beautiful wife!
you better not, she's their wife, after all.

*glare*
gender-neutral pronouns are the way of the future... haha, I'm kidding.
Serraionga
 
Topic Starter
Penguin
Serraionga
(earrape warning)
Vuelo Eluko
well good
as long as were clear on that
the actual reason she's got some white hair
red-hot iron branding when she was very little, her back is also a complete mess of scars. Just another reason to love and protect her from ever suffering again.

abraker
"it does things" doesn't sound all too pleasant. Too inorganic. I would refer that to a non conscious object

I shall invent better gender neutrals to use.



hmmm... let's first handle he/she

For organic things let's use "ree does things"

ree went shitposting

Added bonus: you can now reeeeee in normal speech!

Reeeeeeeeeeeee fucking doomed the shitposing thread.




Now to handle the his/her stuff

It's res fault that Death locked the shitposting thread

Adds "r" in front, "e" from "her" in middle, and "s" for "his" at the end.



Great! And finally him/her

We need to fucking lynch rem!

Adds "r" in front, "e" from "her" in middle, and "m" for "him" at the end.




And that is all. Now we have a new and enhanced language!
Ashton
CT is right below me
Topic Starter
Penguin
There's two at the bottom of banana. One's got an AWP, don't peak.

*teammate peaks and gets awped*

wtf bro
pentaqola
When is 🅱️ikmin 4 coming out?
Topic Starter
Penguin

pentaqola wrote:

When is 🅱️ikmin 4 coming out?
When is Earth🅱️ound 2 / Mother 4 coming out?
Achromalia
When is the 🅱️keleton coming out?
Topic Starter
Penguin
"Penguin diet can be classified in five groups of penguins.

Great Penguins.

The diet of the King penguins rely mainly in fish and squid and include a small amount of krill and other crustaceans. Fish constitute 80-100% of the diet, except in winter, when fish is only 30% of the intake. Lantern Fish are the main fish eaten by Penguins. The Emperor penguin diet is made up fish, crustaceans and cephalopods.

Brush-tailed Penguins.

This group includes the Adelie Penguin, the Chinstrap Penguin and the Gentoo Penguin. Their diet is mainly composed by Antarctic Krill, siverfish and glacial squid. The amount of fish in their diets varies from place to place according with opportunity going from 15% in places with less fish up to 50% in places with abundant fish.

Little Penguins.

The little penguins group is made up by the little blue penguin and the northern little penguin. This group mainly feed on fish, squid and other small sea animals, the main difference with other groups is that they are shallow hunters not going deeper than 2 m.

Banded Penguins.

In this classification you can find the Magellanic Penguin, the Humboldt Penguin, the Galapagos Penguin and the African Penguin. The mostly feed on small fish like sardines, cephalopodus like cuttlefish and squid and some other small crustaceans. African Penguins in particular add anchovies and pilchards to the previous diet.

Yellow-Eyed Penguins.

In this classification you can find only theYellow-eyed Penguin. The feed up to 90% on small fish and cephalopodus like the arrow squid.

Crested Penguins.

This large group is conformed by the Fiordland Penguin, the Snares Penguin, the Erect-crested Penguin, the Southern Rockhopper Penguin, the Northern Rockhopper Penguin, the Royal Penguin, the Macaroni Penguin and finally the Chatham Islands Penguin. The feed on krill and other small prey like small fish, squid, octopus and crustaceans."
pentaqola
payney

Penguin wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

When is 🅱️ikmin 4 coming out?

When is Earth🅱️ound 2 / Mother 4 coming out?

when is 🅱️okemon 🅱️latinum remake coming out?
Achromalia

charamaru wrote:

Penguin wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

When is 🅱️ikmin 4 coming out?
When is Earth🅱️ound 2 / Mother 4 coming out?
When is 🅱️okemon 🅱️latinum Remake coming out?
When is 🅱️eltarune 🅱️hapter 2 coming out?
Tad Fibonacci

Achromalia wrote:

charamaru wrote:

Penguin wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

When is 🅱️ikmin 4 coming out?
When is Earth🅱️ound 2 / Mother 4 coming out?
When is 🅱️okemon 🅱️latinum Remake coming out?
When is 🅱️eltarune 🅱️hapter 2 coming out?
When is 🅱️lood🅱️orne 2 coming out?
Aiseca
My signature is a secret portal the OT.
So whoever random people click on my signature got teleported here :D
johnmedina999

Aiseca wrote:

My signature is a secret portal the OT.
>new site
payney
Rats, rats, we are the rats
Celebrating yet another birthday bash

Michael! it's your birthday today
Cake and Ice cream is on its way

(and) Michael! been such a good boy this year
Open up your gifts while we all cheer

Michael! been such a good boy this year
Open up your gifts while we all cheer
Aiseca

johnmedina999 wrote:

Aiseca wrote:

My signature is a secret portal the OT.

>new site

Yes, new site, so they suffer with the strange interface wahahaha!
levesterz

Aiseca wrote:

My signature is a secret portal the OT.
So whoever random people click on my signature got teleported here :D
I have enter realm of discord. Tru that link
Aiseca

levesterz wrote:

Aiseca wrote:

My signature is a secret portal the OT.
So whoever random people click on my signature got teleported here :D

I have enter realm of discord. Tru that link

The image banner, not the text below it Q.Q)
johnmedina999
Hold on.

Aiseca wrote:

I actually smell death for this thread......
RIP.
Aiseca predicted the future!
levesterz

Aiseca wrote:

levesterz wrote:

Aiseca wrote:

My signature is a secret portal the OT.
So whoever random people click on my signature got teleported here :D
I have enter realm of discord. Tru that link
The image banner, not the text below it Q.Q)
Okay gotcha
Aiseca

johnmedina999 wrote:

Hold on.

Aiseca wrote:

I actually smell death for this thread......
RIP.


Aiseca predicted the future!


Serrai is still the best Oracle we have here..

And too bad it didn't last up to 1000 posts like I anticipated.
Achromalia
Requesting that Aiseca be officiated as local OT Oracle.
abraker
no oracle is as good as Serrai
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