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KatouMegumi

abraker wrote:

No u

Oh how lowly had you gone to use a sentence of young.
Flanster
im calling the cops
pentaqola
911 what's your emergency?
KatouMegumi
sorry i only know 112
Flanster

KatouMegumi wrote:

sorry i only know 112

Fun, fact - if you call 911, it will automatically determine your region and call 112.
KatouMegumi
Fun fact: Do not call emergencyu services when it is not necessary to. Test calls are also not the best idea. Don't take operators' time when it could have been used to actually save someone.
Flanster

KatouMegumi wrote:

Fun fact: Do not call emergencyu services when it is not necessary to. Test calls are also not the best idea. Don't take operators' time when it could have been used to actually save someone.

pentaqola

KatouMegumi wrote:

Fun fact: Do not call emergencyu services when it is not necessary to. Test calls are also not the best idea. Don't take operators' time when it could have been used to actually save someone.

oh man i wonder how many lives i have basically ended when calling emergency services just to have fun when i was a young lassie
levesterz
a word in this sentence is misspelled.
Flanster

levesterz wrote:

a word in this sentence is misspelled.


Tad Fibonacci
I'm taking a shite while writing this.
samX500

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

I'm taking a shite while writing this.


Thank you Tad, this information proves to be incredibly useful to me.
pentaqola
you could say that this information is good shit
abraker
Im taking a nap while writing this
Tad Fibonacci

abraker wrote:

Im taking a nap while writing this


Wait, that's illegal.
Flanster
hullabaloo and howdy doo musty prawns and timbucktu yeltsyby and hibbety hoo kick em in the dishpan hoo hoo hoo
Serraionga
:custard:
abraker
look at me

i say whats illegal
hase3ul
what
samX500
KatouMegumi
Perkele
levesterz
Cofefe
Tad Fibonacci
Keep you in the dark you know they all pretend

Keep you in the dark and so it all began
Ashton
Anything tim wants he can have it
Tad Fibonacci
Mamaaaaaaa
Just killed a man
Put the gun against his head
Pulled my trigger now he's dead

Mamaaaaa
Life has just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away


MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I don't get back this time tomorrow
Carry on
Carry on
Like nothing really matters
Serraionga
Mama, we all go to hell
Mama, we all go to hell
I'm writing this letter and wishing you well
Mama, we all go to hell

Oh well now, Mama, we're all gonna die
Mama, we're all gonna die
Stop asking me questions, I'd hate to see you cry
Mama, we're all gonna die

And when we go don't blame us, yeah
We'll let the fires just bathe us, yeah
You made us oh so famous
We'll never let you go
And when you go don't return to me my love

Mama, we're all full of lies
Mama, we're meant for the flies
And right now they're building a coffin your size
Mama, we're all full of lies
levesterz
Mooomoo mooo meow
Wooof woof meow owo
Meow meow nyaa ooo
Plini
mamaaaaaaaaaa






uwu
Topic Starter
Brainage
hey guys its been a while fuck u why is this still pinned this is racism
Tad Fibonacci

Brainage wrote:

hey guys its been a while fuck u why is this still pinned this is racism


Fuck off, this is the OT Government's property now.
Tad Fibonacci
Speaking of the OT Government, we're voting for the next OT president.

Who's your favorite? Have you voted yet? No?
Well, what are you waiting for?

Vote for your favorite OT Presidential candidate now!
You can vote here: https://osu.ppy.sh/community/forums/topics/1032238

abraker
Vote for me if you want to see Tad spanked for cursing!
pentaqola
CORNBEEF-19
hase3ul
i hate corn
Tad Fibonacci
Shit
DirgeControl
dear mr presideny
Tad Fibonacci
Do you know that poop is mostly bacteria and not old food?
That explains why it's colored brown too, it's the color of dead red blood cells and bile.
Tad Fibonacci
Also, men and women poop differently!

Though the differences are very small, it's might as well be insignificant. But it's there.
Women's colon hangs a bit lower than men, and usually longer. On average, they're longer by about 10cm.
Men also have more rigid abdominal walls that help push food through the GI tract more effectively.
Tad Fibonacci
Poop can even indicate your health!

Healthy poop should be long, log like in shape and sink.
Floating poop could be a sign of poor nutrient absorption rate or excessive gas.

Though all people are different so don't think that not pooping long, log like poop is a sign of poor health.
abraker
This has been Tad with a tad of poop facts
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