I caught a 50. cal round (hollow point) with my teeth, chewed it into an iron spike and spat it back on his gun, jamming the pin out of place and causing the gun to explode in his face. Everybody then clapped and I got a purple heart from Mrs. Obama.
I was 7 at the time too. I am currently the only Navy Seal team 13 member (it is secret) allowed to use laser weaponry and it was directly decided by the NATO Security Council that I am a weapon of mass destruction and will be the first responder in case of an alien invasion.