here we see more norway offensive. thankfully, norway is being polite and provides own umbrella.
But I posted that already. Embedded it, even.those wrote:
http://xkcd.com/1038/
Umbrella.
Somehow didn't see it cuz the image didn't load.Sinistro wrote:
But I posted that already. Embedded it, even.those wrote:
http://xkcd.com/1038/
Umbrella.
AGUYWITHTHENAME wrote:
Umbrella not made for poke people gentials. Umbrella made for bad weather.
Ok soLarto wrote:
If naked men or women follow you and want to take your flesh, umbrella also can protect. Do not refrain to poke hard to make them go back into woods.
In this picture, force rape must be go other way. If both forces apply with 900 New tons, then system is balance. Means umbrella functions and rape cannot rape! Do mechanics correct!
The common missionary position of intercourse shall serve as an example to calculate the consumption of calories by a male during sex. First, we assume an average displacement per thrust of 12 centemeters. Due to physical constraints, it is often not possible to insert the entire male member into the female. 12 centemeters is thus a good working average. Due to changes in technique and rhythm, I will assume one .12 m coital thrust every half second.Larto wrote:
In this picture, force rape must be go other way. If both forces apply with 900 New tons, then system is balance. Means umbrella functions and rape cannot rape! Do mechanics correct!
verydNextGen wrote:
confusing
Time for you to make a thread in OTiMercurial wrote:
tl;dr
Is rapee really a word?..laport wrote:
So umbrellas are for fat people who don't want to burn calories!
Fsafety = Ffat
I don't think this umbrella defense makes anyone happy, neither the rapist nor the rapee
Are you really a weeaboo?Yuugoh wrote:
owo oao
Correct, I left it out, because it's not any trouble or work at all.-A t H e N a- wrote:
I believe you left out the work required to pull out after a coital thrust, correct me I I'm wrong
Apex wrote:
Newton times Meters equals Joules. Laport.
I know, but let's keep it simplelaport wrote:
your umbrella has no pointy point at the top, therefor it will require far more joules of energy to become secure from Frape
Ika's Umbrella probably canfriendok wrote:
can umbrella save me from team plotter?
Fix'd.8find3r wrote:
IKEA's Umbrella probably canfriendok wrote:
can umbrella save me from team plotter?
Good use of umbrella!Copter-kun wrote:
I wonder if sanity even exists now anymore.Wojjan wrote:
napoleon lived in the eighteenth century which is well past the middle ages. Your numbers are quatsch, downward slashes do not exert pressure but force. 10000 Pa is less pressure than the atmosphere around you. You wouldn't be able to move air.
Why the fuck do you even try to shoot this thread down.