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An American, a Russian, an Chinese and a Romanian are in a brick-breaking tournament.

The American says "I have a very healthy lifestyle and I went to the gym for many times, now I'm proud of myself" and takes 3 bricks to break.

The Russian says "I have trained in the cold and very dangerous war-time conditions, I'm very fit" and takes 4 bricks to break.

The Chinese says "I have trained and meditated for my entire life, I'm now at a very powerful state of mind and body" and takes 5 bricks to break.

The Romanian says nothing and takes 20 bricks.

Everyone says "You crazy?! That's impossible!"
And he says "In my times there was somene that could destroy an entire city just by swinging his hand"

Guess who @romanian_players
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My puns are better, and that's saying something. Sorry bud
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I legitimately dont understand this.

I must be a fucking idiot or something if I'm not seeing it, but there isn't anything funny here.
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Achromalia wrote:

I legitimately dont understand this.

I must be a fucking idiot or something if I'm not seeing it, but there isn't anything funny here.
same
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Achromalia wrote:

I legitimately dont understand this.

I must be a fucking idiot or something if I'm not seeing it, but there isn't anything funny here.
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What
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There are no other Romanians in OT, so your joke has no present audience. Sorry, none of us get it.
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I think i get it but at the same time I think I dont
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levesterz wrote:

I think i get it but at the same time I think I dont
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standard, mania, ctb, and taiko are in a pp farming tournament

Standard says "I can spam triangles all day and give you 900 pp"

Mania says, "That's nothing! I can just spam chords and give you 1000 pp with your eyes closed"

Catch says, "Well I am just standing here doing nothing but giving you 2000 pp"

Taiko cries, "My pp is a joke"
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abraker wrote:

standard, mania, ctb, and taiko are in a pp farming tournament

Standard says "I can spam triangles all day and give you 900 pp"

Mania says, "That's nothing! I can just spam chords and give you 1000 pp with your eyes closed"

Catch says, "Well I am just standing here doing nothing but giving you 2000 pp"

Taiko cries, "My pp is a joke"
Lol
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Ah, this must be one of those "funny because it's not actually funny" things.

na im probably just an uneducated swine
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abraker wrote:

standard, mania, ctb, and taiko are in a pp farming tournament

Standard says "I can spam triangles all day and give you 900 pp"

Mania says, "That's nothing! I can just spam chords and give you 1000 pp with your eyes closed"

Catch says, "Well I am just standing here doing nothing but giving you 2000 pp"

Taiko cries, "My pp is a joke"
now that's a... slightly amusing joke, at least.
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Do I need to have high IQ to understand this?
If so, I might as well give up.
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It's supposed to be related to our great communist leader that ordered for an entire city to be destroyed.
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*sigh*

I know I tend to have a dark sense of humor but for some reason this isn't funny enough of a joke for me to really laugh, despite it being the one thing more likely for me to do so.

...Hmm.

Good effort, I suppose.

But not a good enough joke.
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yes
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How about no, huh? Ever thought about that?
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oh hey there TeeArctic1.
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Oh hey there Achromalia, this thread still isn't good sorry to disappoint

Will try harder jokes
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