Are you bored of drinking regular water?
Are youtired of the basic rose water those self care threads on instagram always nag about??
Well! OT!water is the perfect water for you!
Are youtired of the basic rose water those self care threads on instagram always nag about??
Well! OT!water is the perfect water for you!
The benefits of using this water is...
As you can see, it is perfect for the most cynical, self-loathing, son of a bitch there is. So don't be afraid to sign up now for a monthly subscription for a box of OT!Water right at your door! Every, single, month.
- It dries up your skin
- dehydrates you
- May cause internal bleeding
- Causes severe acne problems
- Makes life harder by slowing down all your systems
- Gain a fabulous extra 50 pounds
- May cause death!
As you can see, it is perfect for the most cynical, self-loathing, son of a bitch there is. So don't be afraid to sign up now for a monthly subscription for a box of OT!Water right at your door! Every, single, month.
