Someone in the restaurant that I work in complained that the wasabi wasn't strong enough, so the head chef prepared him a special spring roll that was stuffed with what looked like a dozen spoons of wasabi along with the vegetables.
"Oi niglets, when we going worlds?" "Saturday next week" "Okay, we meeting up Friday and staying in Calvin's house?" "Yeah" "Let me stay in your house till Sunday yeah? Meet the girls" "You can sleep outside on the grass. Bring a tent." "Nah mate, I'm stealing your women" "Remember you guys have to each pay me for buying the tickets" "Gonna give us a student discount on the tickets ye? Have to budget and get off overdraft ya know" "Yeah I remember Alvin talking to me about a Student discount" "How much? 40%?" "Heard it was 50%" "Ah sick. Thank you Alvino, love you long time. <3" " '-_- Fuck off you guys ain't getting a Student discount" "But remember that one time I gave you a Penta, and the skins I gifted" "Innit same" "You niggas are so troll"