So during rehearsal for our band concert that was later tonight, today, there was a shaved ice truck outside of the performing arts center we were playing in. So me and two other friends come over to buy some, and obviously since you're playing a damn instrument you shouldn't be eating stuff with sugar before playing w/o drinking water, but anyways: so we all buy our shaved ice, and come back inside in the main lobby of the PAC to eat while the other groups are practicing; me and one of the two friends finishes first, but then the other one takes so long to finish; and while we're waiting to go back in, our main music director walks in and, in a completely exaggerated tone, while looking at the one dude who didn't finish in time, says
"WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE THAT!?!?!?!? YOU SHOULD BE THEREEEEEEEE WITH THE OTHER PEOPLEEEEEEE. THIS IS A REHEARSAL!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
And so while me and that one friend GTFO dodge, the other guy has to sit there and gets a 5 minute lecture from my music director.
Then afterwards we were making fun of the way our teacher said above quote, and so we almost got kicked from the performance from laughing too much.
Long story short: dont eat shaved ice