What made you laugh today?

EneT

Joined August 2014

EneT 2015-09-20T17:11:31+00:00

"On facebook I joined the poledancing society to view their pics; they're all clapped"
"What's clapped?"
"Ugly"
"Aw shit I've been slacking on my slang, gonna use that now. That's what you get for going to Hull for University; girls in my dance society are mostly BUFF."
"Fuck man, f you taught me how to dance well like I asked you years ago, I would join my dance society."

Trash Boat

4,403 posts

Joined April 2013

Trash Boat 2015-09-20T17:44:17+00:00

http://imgur.com/S9oCHZH

iiko

155 posts

Joined October 2014

iiko 2015-09-22T14:08:06+00:00

My dad leaving me

a1l2d3r4e5d6

1,180 posts

Joined February 2014

a1l2d3r4e5d6 2015-09-23T20:49:52+00:00

The fact that my university has a pole-dancing club, and on the sports fair, they had a pole set up.

Also, seeing questions in amazon.com about whether this or that part will fit in their laptops... on pages for desktop components.

"We've all been asleep for the past 15 years."

Renevant

894 posts

Joined July 2013

Renevant 2015-09-24T23:33:49+00:00

i like cute things

and sasasasasasasami and twin drills

-Seren-

447 posts

Joined April 2011

-Seren- 2015-09-27T07:51:19+00:00

EneT

1,022 posts

Joined August 2014

EneT 2015-09-27T22:09:34+00:00

"When I was 17 some asshole on a motorbike hit into me on the pavement, knocked me down and completely tore my leg out of it's socket. When I got to hospital they had to put it back in immediately before they could even operate so I was awake for the whole thing.

Unbeknown to me my testicle had retracted up into my body, and when the doctor shoved my leg bone back in with about as much force as he could muster, my testicle was still inside the hip socket, and got partially crushed. "

EneT

1,022 posts

Joined August 2014

EneT 2015-09-28T20:46:17+00:00

"Guys I got the tickets. You have to pay me £24 each, that includes you Ryan"
"Ay why you're naming me?"
"Making sure you don't pull off some sneaky shit like always."
"Remember that skin I gifted you and that birthday present too?"
"No"
"It's cus you were drunk that's why"
"No I wasn't"
"Ye I remember that, I gifted you a skin while back too"
"No you didn't."
"Ye ye ye!! I remember that too!"
"You niggaz"
"Aiyy remember dat time I gave birth to you son

"
"ye same"
"yeyeye"
"yeyeye"

Rio-

3,353 posts

Joined March 2013

Rio- 2015-09-29T12:11:40+00:00

EneT

1,022 posts

Joined August 2014

EneT 2015-09-29T23:05:24+00:00

"Guys I'm on overdraft"
"What the hell Ryan, swear we all just received our first portion of student finance yesterday"
"MATE, mans already spent my entire student's finance for a terms worth of house rent"
"IS THAT HOUSE WORTH IT, ARE THE GIRLS WORTH ITTTT"
"IT'S FUCKIN WORTH IT MANNNNNN, dw I'll find a new job soon, need to visit the local pubs/clubs to get my standard bartender job"
"You're not even into any of the girls in your house even though they're all sooo hot"
"It's not about them, it's about sending a message... that I'mma fuckin playa"
"I like that, I like that"
"I rate, I rate that"
"looooooooooool"
"yeyeyeye"
"Ya know me"

TakuMii

1,874 posts

Joined October 2009

TakuMii 2015-09-30T00:37:52+00:00

...So apparently official Pokémon butt merchandise is a real thing.

YouTube - AniList - Steam
My skin [all modes... except for maybe taiko]

pls support my feature request

iiko

155 posts

Joined October 2014

iiko 2015-09-30T13:45:16+00:00

Someone threw an apple straight at my friend's face.

-Seren-

447 posts

Joined April 2011

-Seren- 2015-10-01T05:36:54+00:00

and this part is even better in the VN

Renevant

894 posts

Joined July 2013

Renevant 2015-10-01T21:00:27+00:00

https://www.facebook.com/Mr.Braddy/vide ... 093245956/

i like cute things

and sasasasasasasami and twin drills

Rio-

3,353 posts

Joined March 2013

Rio- 2015-10-02T06:23:03+00:00

-Seren-

447 posts

Joined April 2011

-Seren- 2015-10-03T18:18:46+00:00

a1l2d3r4e5d6

1,180 posts

Joined February 2014

a1l2d3r4e5d6 2015-10-03T23:20:01+00:00

Someone in the restaurant that I work in complained that the wasabi wasn't strong enough, so the head chef prepared him a special spring roll that was stuffed with what looked like a dozen spoons of wasabi along with the vegetables.

"We've all been asleep for the past 15 years."

EneT

1,022 posts

Joined August 2014

EneT 2015-10-04T12:28:39+00:00

Myself.

"Swear down if LGD loses to TSM..."
"Innit, these Chinese/Korean hybrid teams so shit"
"No communication innit. One side is like 'annyeonghaseyo!!' and the other is like 'Ni Hao Ma?' "
"lel"

Rio-

3,353 posts

Joined March 2013

Rio- 2015-10-04T12:38:19+00:00

Watching "Opera van Java" Funny Scenes in Youtube

*Opera van Java: An Indonesian Improvisation Comedy Show (imo the best Comedy show I've ever watched) lasted until last year (August, 2014) - See Wikipedia

Wuxo

213 posts

Joined July 2014

Wuxo 2015-10-04T23:05:58+00:00

This „website“

-Seren-

447 posts

Joined April 2011

-Seren- 2015-10-07T13:34:32+00:00

SPOILER

HappyRocket88

4,321 posts

Joined May 2014

HappyRocket88 2015-10-08T02:33:33+00:00

laport

1,239 posts

Joined June 2010

laport 2015-10-08T09:14:41+00:00

Perfect

Hey there paisanos!

EneT

1,022 posts

Joined August 2014

EneT 2015-10-08T11:42:50+00:00

"hey guys, i've decided to start streaming so if all goes to plan i'll be starting tomorrow, so any support is appreciated (even if its you guys mocking me)"
"lol what a twat"

iiko

155 posts

Joined October 2014

iiko 2015-10-08T13:31:40+00:00

iAshy

12 posts

Joined December 2013

iAshy 2015-10-08T21:40:58+00:00

EneT wrote:
"hey guys, i've decided to start streaming so if all goes to plan i'll be starting tomorrow, so any support is appreciated (even if its you guys mocking me)"
"lol what a twat"

This.

a1l2d3r4e5d6

1,180 posts

Joined February 2014

a1l2d3r4e5d6 2015-10-09T11:34:36+00:00

I saw the opening to the 2002 version of Kanon for the first time.

"We've all been asleep for the past 15 years."

EneT

1,022 posts

Joined August 2014

EneT 2015-10-09T13:05:12+00:00

"Oi niglets, when we going worlds?"
"Saturday next week"
"Okay, we meeting up Friday and staying in Calvin's house?"
"Yeah"
"Let me stay in your house till Sunday yeah? Meet the girls"
"You can sleep outside on the grass. Bring a tent."
"Nah mate, I'm stealing your women"
"Remember you guys have to each pay me for buying the tickets"
"Gonna give us a student discount on the tickets ye? Have to budget and get off overdraft ya know"
"Yeah I remember Alvin talking to me about a Student discount"
"How much? 40%?"
"Heard it was 50%"
"Ah sick. Thank you Alvino, love you long time. <3"
" '-_- Fuck off you guys ain't getting a Student discount"
"But remember that one time I gave you a Penta, and the skins I gifted"
"Innit same"
"You niggas are so troll"

Flanster

5,938 posts

Joined August 2010

Flanster 2015-10-13T08:50:34+00:00

The fact that someone is using images from my user page that I made 3 years ago on their current user page.

EOHK-Fluttershy

46 posts

Joined December 2012

EOHK-Fluttershy 2015-10-13T18:32:11+00:00

There was a sign in my school with the picture of Mr.Skeltal tooting on his trumpet and it said GET SPOOKED

NOZOMI TOUJOU IS THE BAE ❤

-Seren-

447 posts

Joined April 2011

-Seren- 2015-10-13T22:06:20+00:00

-Seren-

447 posts

Joined April 2011

-Seren- 2015-10-22T07:54:52+00:00

a1l2d3r4e5d6

1,180 posts

Joined February 2014

a1l2d3r4e5d6 2015-10-22T20:53:58+00:00

I shouldn't be laughing, but I am.

"We've all been asleep for the past 15 years."

EneT

1,022 posts

Joined August 2014

EneT 2015-10-24T01:20:59+00:00

[23/10/2015 15:48:21] Shani: jeesh you're complaining a lot
[23/10/2015 15:48:24] Shani: then slap your own
[23/10/2015 15:48:24] Shani: wtf
[23/10/2015 15:48:53] Ryan Hernandez: But I don't wanna smack my own ass
[23/10/2015 15:48:57] Ryan Hernandez: it's isn't the same
[23/10/2015 15:50:08] Shani: cus ur ass isn't as fine?
[23/10/2015 15:50:49] Ryan Hernandez: Is sucking your own tits the same as sucking another girls tits?
[23/10/2015 15:50:52] Ryan Hernandez: no
[23/10/2015 15:50:58] Ryan Hernandez: seeeeeeeeee
[23/10/2015 15:51:02] Shani: can't tell you because
[23/10/2015 15:51:03] Shani: i can't suck on my tits
[23/10/2015 15:51:05] Shani: wtf
[23/10/2015 15:51:12] Ryan Hernandez: Imagine if you could
[23/10/2015 15:51:26] Shani: I CAN'T IMAGINE IT
[23/10/2015 15:51:28] Shani: WTF
[23/10/2015 15:51:34] Ryan Hernandez: Imagine you had some disgusting cow tits
[23/10/2015 15:51:39] Shani: no thanks
[23/10/2015 15:51:43] Shani: you can imagine it alone
[23/10/2015 15:51:44] Ryan Hernandez: all droopy like a grandmother's
[23/10/2015 15:51:54] Ryan Hernandez: reaching to your ankle
[23/10/2015 15:52:39] Shani: sick
[23/10/2015 15:52:48] Ryan Hernandez: Sick as in good?
[23/10/2015 15:52:51] Ryan Hernandez: Ew
[23/10/2015 15:52:55] Shani: no
[23/10/2015 15:52:57] Shani: sick as in sick
[23/10/2015 15:52:58] Ryan Hernandez: You disgusting gurl
[23/10/2015 15:53:54] Ryan Hernandez: You secretly want em

Ecarnage

276 posts

Joined January 2013

Ecarnage 2015-10-24T21:20:51+00:00